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>be mightiest reptile living on Earth
>can kill anything i want
>spend hole life being poked by stupid Aussie with a stick
>cant kill him, seems like a nice guy
>moraldilemma.gif
>wake up one day
>finally have the courage to end his life
>turn on news
>fucker got killed by a fucking fish
>neverlucky.png
>mfw
>can kill anything i want
>spend hole life being poked by stupid Aussie with a stick
>cant kill him, seems like a nice guy
>moraldilemma.gif
>wake up one day
>finally have the courage to end his life
>turn on news
>fucker got killed by a fucking fish
>neverlucky.png
>mfw
