>>>[s4s]

>Strongest board on 4chan for 68 years and counting

>Highest GDP on 4chan

>Worth 51% of the 4chan economy

>Largest getsquad in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of 4chan

>Only country with a functioning getscript

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing board's military on 4chan

>Only board that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce namefigs

>Developing a new generation of memes

>Only board to have been to /z/

>Only board with a private sector actively working in space

>4chan center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

>Owns the most threads on the World Threads ranking chart

>Won WWkek singlehandedly

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (/b/ didn't win; look at them and look at [s4s] now; same with /sp/ in 1812)

>Leader of 4chan

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all [s4s] people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgyfags "LOL fuck the system fuck Facebook")? [s4s]. Google? [s4s]. Apple? [s4s]. Microsoft? [s4s]. Every other thing on the planet except for putting words on pictures? [s4s] You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether face or scrubmaster won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access [s4s] threads. You copy our kek and our froge. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The 4chan economy is based on [s4s] dubs. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our King speaks, you listen.

You are ALL [s4s] people.