>>3858655>>3858681You see, after the establishment of the church God realized the growing population he would have to take care of. This led to the introduction of saints who would help God. However, fast forward to recent times. God saw degeneracy growing and started to lose hope in humanity. Then, God discovered 4chan. With the saints to do most of the religious work, God now just shitposts and occasionally decides who does and who doesn't get doubles.
