Does anyone else get a really slow, moist, tingling sensation in the top part of their left nostril when they breath out quickly (while indoors, near a phone line) after chewing any brand of gum that has been folded in those individual little wax paper things? After it tingles, there's an unmistakable sound that no-one else will hear (but you will have heard it, trust me) that is like a mosquito that has learned to yodel in time to 56K dial-up modem. You'll remember it from holding up one of those spiked, cylindrical sea shells to your mouth that taste like cucumber wart-juice.