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>Be me, dirty nerd type who enjoys using C++ to hack government files.
>See government file labelled 911.html
>Interested
>Interest is too much to bear
>Open file
>It's document with classified information about how the twin tower bombings were the result of a nationwide brainwashing scandal to increase terrorism awareness
>Twin towers quietly moved to a undisclosed location.
>NSA busts open door
>They know
>"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR"
>One agent holds up a silver pod device
>Put on sunglasses
>Flash appears, but no effect
>Take off agents' sunglasses
>Flash pod in their eyes
>Brainwash them into fighting soldiers
>In the midst of the epic battle, I escape on my meme-mobile
>Meme-mobile is just vespa
>Drive all the way to Orlando Bloom's house
>He is busy beating my sister on Splatoon
>Ask him for help
>He rats me out to the Meme police
>The meme police open the door
>I still have my brainwashing rod
>They all have shades on though
>Brainwash Orlando bloom instead to give each of them a blowjob
>cum everywhere
>rape
>Run away with sister to New York
>Look at hole where Twin Towers used to be
>See a note
>"It was underneath you the whole time"
>Dig around 5ft deep under
>Twin towers appears
>THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU ALL
>See government file labelled 911.html
>Interested
>Interest is too much to bear
>Open file
>It's document with classified information about how the twin tower bombings were the result of a nationwide brainwashing scandal to increase terrorism awareness
>Twin towers quietly moved to a undisclosed location.
>NSA busts open door
>They know
>"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR"
>One agent holds up a silver pod device
>Put on sunglasses
>Flash appears, but no effect
>Take off agents' sunglasses
>Flash pod in their eyes
>Brainwash them into fighting soldiers
>In the midst of the epic battle, I escape on my meme-mobile
>Meme-mobile is just vespa
>Drive all the way to Orlando Bloom's house
>He is busy beating my sister on Splatoon
>Ask him for help
>He rats me out to the Meme police
>The meme police open the door
>I still have my brainwashing rod
>They all have shades on though
>Brainwash Orlando bloom instead to give each of them a blowjob
>cum everywhere
>rape
>Run away with sister to New York
>Look at hole where Twin Towers used to be
>See a note
>"It was underneath you the whole time"
>Dig around 5ft deep under
>Twin towers appears
>THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU ALL
