>WMG - "Okay, pressing on. Do you think the healthcare system needs to be revamped?"
>S4S - "What's wrong with it?"
>WMG - "Well, the costs are ludicrous. A simple birth could cost over ten thousand dollars."
>S4S - "Whaaaat? That's silly! That's too much money!"
>WMG - "So you do think there needs to be a change?"
>S4S - "Yeah! And hospitals should give out Topkeks to sick people!"
>WMG - "Okay, I'm not sure what a Topkek is, but whatever you say. Now, what is your stance on America's obesity epidemic?"
>S4S - "Amerifats!"
>WMG - "Beg your pardon?"
>S4S - "Be Amerifat, get shot!"
>WMG - "Um, alright, that kind of brings me to my next question: Do you plan on implementing a gun control system?"
>S4S - "Why?"
>WMG - "Well, all the recent school shootings, for instance."
>S4S - "Ohhh, the beta uprising! Silly /r9k/ found some guns and shot all the normies! He needs to have his guns taken away!"
>WMG - "So, you think gun control is a good thing?"
>S4S - "I don't want nice Americans to die! They won't know how cool dank memes are!"
>WMG - "Again, the dank memes thing is something I'm not entirely familiar with."
>S4S - "I'll show-"
>WMG - "Yes, yes, I know. Okay, final question: Edward Snowden: Traitor, or hero?"
>S4S - "He's a big guy!"
>WMG - "Is that positive about him?"
>S4S - "You should see the next step of his master plan!"
>WMG - "I'm- I don't get what you're getting at, [s4s]-tan..."
>S4S - "For you!"
>WMG - "*ahem* Well, we're running into the next program. I'd like to thank Presidential candidate [s4s]-tan, you can follow her on Twitter at @ILOVEDUBS99, and she'll be conducting speeches in Tallahassee, New York, Topeka, Austin, Sacramento, Portland, Oklahoma City and Washington D.C.. We wish you the best of luck on your journey, and we hope you enjoy one-on-one time with President Obama this Saturday at the conclusion of your tour. I'm William McGyver, goodnight America.
