Hello friends, as you most likely know, there has recently been a "raid" on our board supposedly from [r9k]. Supposedly, the raid stopped thanks to these "crusaders" and "ponies" coming in to help us. What if I told you this was all an elaborate hoax to control [s4s]? Those in tune with the [s4s] community already know that many [s4s] poster visit [r9k] quite often, heck, even Bury Pink herself visits from time to time! Why would [r9k] raid one of their good friends? My theory is that these "crusaders" currently patrolling [s4s] orchestrated this fiasco by pretending to be frogposters, then inciting aid from /mlp/ to cause what appeared to be a great "conflict". This made the "crusaders" look good allowing them to police [s4s] freely. Do not listen to their lies. Wake up sheeple, the [s4s] police state is becoming a reality.

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