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The Tale of the Frogposter Who Couldn't Stop Posting Pepes:
Once upon a time, /r9k/ was temporarily disabled. This event caused all the /r9k/ members to migrate to other boards. /s4s/ seemed ideal for the horde of totally-not minors who were forced out of their home.
There was one in particular, anon, who was part of this group. He loved Pepe the Frog. He prayed to Pepe the Frog. He even had a pillow of Pepe the Frog. He wanted to spread his love of Pepe the Frog to the world. He wanted the whole world to become, frogposters.
Nobody knows why he behaved like this, maybe he was possessed by the One True Frog Meme. Maybe he had gone mad from pepe overuse - nobody really knew for sure. Anon would post Pepes all day and all night, hoping he would convert some of his fellow anons. The plan backfired, and special precautions were made to stop anon in his tracks. He was relentless. He would not give up.
Anon recently got some Latin book to study from his father, who liked wearing black makeup and always returned home on a Wednesday night covered in strawberry jam. Whilst reading some of the pages, he brought to life his master. Pepe. The Frog.
>"My Child, /s4s/ needs to accept me as their based meme saviour!"
>"But Pepe, I am one manlet, how can I make a dent?"
>"I have ungodly meme powers beyond your comprehension. I know a way."
Pepe blessed the manlet by touching anon's head with the tip of his god-like frog dick. His powers were transferred over to him via. Paypal.
Later that day anon got perma-banned for spam. He was never seen on /s4s/ ever again.
OR WAS HE?
