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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:12:34 No.3869845 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3869850 >>3869902 >>3869915 >>3870073 >>3870368

*yaaaawwwwn*
Morning, wagecucks.
Oh, it's 3pm already? I was just getting up. It's so nice to be able to determine my own sleeping schedule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:17:11 No.3869850 Report Delete

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>>3869845
please check you're privilage before posting on this boarde.

thanke you

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:19:43 No.3869855 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3869882

lol i just got up from my nap at about 2:15 and washed in the le shower because i knew i needed to clean my poopy hole so it is clean all day because you see, i poop in the morning but i went back to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:25:52 No.3869882 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3869914

>>3869855
nice dubs

it's good to wipe, just be careful you don't wipe too much or else you'll get a hemmoroid and it will burn and bleed when you poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:30:29 No.3869902 Report Delete

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>>3869845
love this meme

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:30:32 No.3869903 Report Delete

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you need money...

but dont look for the idles

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:32:38 No.3869914 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3869951

>>3869882
wow wiping is dangerous

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:33:27 No.3869915 Report Delete

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>>3869845
THATS whats so nice? What a low, pathetic standard you set for yourself. Early to bed early to rise isnt just for the workers its for anyone that bothers to get shit done get w/ the program

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:36:48 No.3869933 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3870624

>>3869915
what is "the program"

you sound like some sort of cowtowed, work-whipped, mind controlled, brainwashed wage-slave sacrificing your health, family and friends to further the interests of some corporation under the guise of a job so that you can buy things you do not need with money you don;t have to impress people you don't know. Maybe it is time for YOU to sleep in.

smh tbh rn imo fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:39:19 No.3869951 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3869965

>>3869914
yeah you have to be careful because if you're not then it's gonna get all wet and bloody and it'll burn, and then if you scratch it you get bl**dy di*hre* under you're fingernails and you have to wash you're hands.

if you bring a pack of diaper wipes around it can help to alleviate mess, though if dried improperly it can result in mild to severe chaffing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:42:20 No.3869965 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3869997

>>3869951
but your not supposed to put your'e hands INSIDE you're butt-hole. You can wash the butthole part with soapy hands but if you are sticking your hands up in the butt when your supposed to be wiping then maybe that is your problem fam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:48:00 No.3869997 Report Delete

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>>3869965
yeah, you're right about that, but i'm just talking about the delicate sphincter, not sticking a hand or even a finger into the prostate.

you have to take goid care of you're butthole, because God only gave you one, which is emblematic of the One True God, making it sacred in a way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:02:57 No.3870064 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3870078

Tbh fam I godda put one leg up on the sink facing away from de mirror image, arch Mai Bach and crane de neck too look Bach at Mai boodie ONLY AFTER I use both of my God given hands to pull my cheeks apart like Moses did to the waters cause history repeats itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:04:48 No.3870073 Report Delete

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>>3869845
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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:07:25 No.3870078 Report Delete

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>>3870064
wow i just tried this and, tbh, i feel so blessed right now.

thank you God that i can poop sitting down!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:08:05 No.3870081 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:48:22 No.3870368 Report Delete

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>>3869845
good morning

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:10:30 No.3870624 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>3870629

>>3869933
truthful dubdubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:11:43 No.3870629 Report Delete

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>>3870624
is he a bard?

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