So my friend and I came up with a much better model for the beginning of the Universe than the Big Bang.
So, matter can't come from nothing, right? So we know the Big Bang is bullshit, because for it to work, matter would need to be created from almost nothing, if not nothingness itself. So our proposal is that the universe was created when God was making tea one day, and the pot started whistling and god was all like 'shit, man, I gotta get that' (assume God's black in this case) and so he takes the lid off because Ayy Lmao, and steam just goes fucking everywhere, and that steam is how the universe started expanding and shit.
What does /sci/ think about this? Let's get this discussion going, this is some exciting shit right here, we might be able to disprove everything we knew about the beginnings of the Universe.