[4 / 2 / ?]

Climate Change Flowchart

No.7625226 ViewReplyReportDelete
Man-made climate change is an engineering problem. For proof, just ask yourself: how did all of that CO2 get into the atmosphere in the first place?? From machines that engineers built. It is impossible to fix engineering problems with “solutions” that have nothing to do with engineering. Therefore Anon, here is a simple flow chart to help you evaluate your preferred response to climate change.

1. Is man-made climate change a threat to civilization?
Yes → Go to step 8
No → Stop

2. Are you a scientist?
Yes → Go to step 9
No → Go to step 6

3. WARNING!!!! YOU ARE VIOLATING THE ENGINEERING CODE OF ETHICS!!!
STOP SCARING PEOPLE OR STOP PRACTICING SCIENCE!!!

4. Is your preferred solution based on engineering principles (i.e., CO2 removal technology)?
Yes → Go to step 7
No → Go to step 6

5. Does your solution fix the problem altogether (instead of merely delaying the inevitable)?
Yes → Go to step 10
No → Go to step 2

6. Go back to college and get an engineering degree

7. Does your solution violate the laws of physics?
Yes → Go to step 6
No → Go to step 5

8. Is your preferred solution to reduce CO2 emissions?
Yes → Go to step 5
No → Go to step 4

9. Are you educating the public by scaring them about climate change?
Yes → Go to step 3
No → Go to step 6

10. WARNING!!!! YOU MUST DO THIS, YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE!!!!