Because I'm too lazy to bother with macros.
Me:
>20/M/White/skinnyfat/5'10"/mild tourettes/brown hair/brown eyes/clean shaven/6'' uncut
>760/909
>"Heteroflexible", or bisexual lite as I like to call it
>Switch, would prefer a non-sexual play partner, unless I know with absolute certainty that you're clean and you share my interest in consensual non-consent.
>420, alcohol, and psychedelic friendly
>Work part time, plan on enrolling full time once the next semester rolls by
>ENTP
>Love hardcore (especially melodic hardcore like Bane and Have Heart), metal (thrash, doom, symphonic, death, black, -core, power, just about every subgenre has acts that tickle my fancy), and punk (crust, pop, horror, anything with simple, catchy riffs and I'm on board)
>Enjoy hip hop and classical (Wagner and Verdi being my favorite composers)
>Prefer Mexican food above all else, but I can eat just about anything covered in enough grease and sugar
>/b/ro, /d/eviant, /s/ex addict
>atheist, left-leaning
>skype: tshred666 (I made it when I was 14, so laugh all you want)
Ideal partner:
>I fuck indiscriminately, so I don't have any preferences regarding race, age, hair color, eye color, or body type.
>Be open minded and view things within their own context. In other words, don't be a pompous, radical atheist, christian, feminist, libertarian, or liberal.
>As I previously mentioned, I'd much prefer a non-sexual partner for the time being sex really isn't an issue for me.
>Must share my passion for music and the arts, any music and art form will do, except Manson and Slipknot. I won't ever date another maggot or Manson fan.
>Must be in one of the two area codes previously mentioned.
>Would prefer xxFJ's or xxTP's. I've had bad experiences with xxFP's and xxTJ's.
