[PA MEETUP] / OBSCURE AND POSSIBLY UNSETTLING FETISHES.

This is something I have told next to no one and have never heard of anyone with similar interest due to it maybe not entirely acceptable. So. Here's a brief run down of my ultimate fetish, a climax which has no rival. Male btw.

>Be at party with significant other (depending on time in my life)
>Drink and generally have good time
>Notice significant other getting pretty drunk
>stopdrinking.gif
>Once significant other is extremely drunk find secluded bedroom.
>gf is horny
>The alcohol takes hold, significant other passes out.
>Commence deviance
>Find small items around room, preferable candy or small bits of food.
>test waters, call name/shake/poke to see if awake
>no response
>euphoria increases
>hear rate increases
>boner increases
>take small items and lick them/wet them.
>gently lift gf ass cheeks.
>slowly wet gf asshole
>ohfuckingyes.png
>slide small objects into gfs butthole, take finger and push them as deep as possible
>continue until out of items
>jack off then fall asleep

What is going on with me. I think the fear of getting caught is what makes this so good for me. Can anyone relate.