>>22691749Because you scrunch up your forehead like that in every picture, it gets stuck like that and becomes conducive to the black arts. Cultists go to great length to hypnotize you in thinking that you're forever taking a picture of yourself so they can harvest your forever wrinkly forehead and die of blood loss.
>>22692584You die early in the movie, and haunt people through nudes saved of you all over the series of tubes we all inhabit. Either that or you die from not eating cause you're a bony bitch and good things never happen to bony bitches.
>>22693178You're passable enough, but pic related. You let a guy too close in and never reveal that you're a dude, and you inadvertently become the subject of a Cannibal Corpse song after what he does to you.
>>22693189You become a chaotic neutral vigilante after the eighth or ninth close call of you rescuing people who were expecting a square jawed 10/10 instead of someone who has their shit together. You're the second to last person to die after killing off most of the cast, mostly unknown to them as they search for the 'bad guy'
>>22693220You die of infection after you're stuck in the villain's harem and he wipes your ass with brillo after constant insubordination and not wanting it in the pooper.
>>22693321You're a villain who crosses over into whatever movie this is all taking place, establishing that there is a lot of shit going down in the same universe. You bail out the villain when cornered by some of the cast halfway into the movie, and hold the awesomest cannibal BBQ this side of the Mississippi
>>22693352You die because you accidentally clicked 'survival mode' instead of 'story mode' on L4D2 even though you're chances of survival are pretty fucking high.
