>>63178226Worst part is, he lived in the wrong era.
Back when the Eagles sucked, there was always a fire a few blocks away, riots broke out after every game, and they used to throw snowballs at Santa and rocks at the refs?
He could have run out on the field after the birds got blown out by the Cowboys with a pistol and shot the Dallas QB in the leg before shooting himself in the head. The media would discover his treasure trove of Internet postings about being an eternal cuck in both love and fandom, and he would be a legend.
Now the Dallas QB already has a bum leg, and people don't tune in to Philly games anymore to see the ridiculous shit people do in the stands. Now the Eagles are just plain bad.
