I love how fucking mad my city makes you.

Be mad that the Celtics had the best sports dynasty of all time and that i got to root for the best athlete to ever play the game.

Be mad that the Bruins kept the Boston Big 4 dynasty alive.

Be mad that the Red Sox broke the curse and won 2 World Series titles after.

Be mad at the Patriots for winning 3 SB titles in 4 years then winning againt last year, despite /sp/ cuckolds saying they won't win again after spygate.

Be mad that we have world-class architecture while you sit in a prefab suburban shithole.

Be mad that our food is literally the greatest in the country, that we have thousands of independent restaurants representing cultures across the globe while you eat garbage at awful chain dumps.

Be mad that our city is full of hot women, that i can walk around downtown and see 10/10s every single day of my life while you sniff your sister's panties because she's the only woman you know.

Be mad that New Englanders are the friendliest people in the nation. Be mad at that.

Be mad that New England in general is the healthiest, highest income earning, most educated, whitest, and happiest region in the US.

Do you feel it? Do you feel yourself being triggered at how fucking GOAT my city is? Don't worry, that's normal, but the feeling will never subside.

Be mad.