I hid in my universities female toilets today for 3 hours. It was the arts building so plenty of hot girls.

MASSIVE farts, foulest smelling shit, every 3rd girl had some sort of wet explosive diarrhea.
I then left and waited outside for another 30 minutes and made a tally of hot girls going into the toilets. Just about every second girl was legit attractive and every 5th was hot as fuck.

This was perhaps the most erotic experience of my life. My boner was raging the entire time but I was afraid to masturbate because someone might have heard me. Next time I may bring along an audio recorder so I can keep the delicious sounds forever.