>>63065850>who is "Shrimp on da barby" HayneWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I drafted top of the class on the 49ers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jim Harbaugh, and I have over 300 confirmed drops. I am trained in running for two yards and I’m the top aussie in the entire US America land. You are nothing to me but just another tackler. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth since Alex Smith, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Mike & Mike? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the vegemite, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop a ball in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fumbling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shrimp on the barbie and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon your dumper bunker, maybe you would have held your fucking talky tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, Adrian Peterson. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, counter clockwise.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Go Niners
