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Who meat and potatoes here?
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>>63073206 Rice and lentils :^)
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>>63073282 Why does 4chins never forget when I attach an image, refresh the page (because I dont want to post said image) and then post it anyway
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I can shoot the puck so fucking hard boys
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Why hasn't EA made a mode where you can play as the Soviets or the legendary Oilers? Pretty dumb that they haven't. Even baseball video games let you download custom rosters
Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion !!z9xI8ozbbfl
>>63073156 oh shit the Corporate Champion got screwed out of a W?
the jew advertisers aren't going to like that at all
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>>63073156 >EDM:Connor McDavid sucks and Kings have won 5 in a row FTFY
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>>63073324 >eichel >blue collar Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion !!z9xI8ozbbfl
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>>63073431 >McDavid = Superman >Eichel = Joe Lunchpail i mean it's published and the cover of the magazine says "news" so it must be true
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Reminder that McDavid is a full inch shorter than Eichel, who is a full inch shorter than Barkov>manlets
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>>63073475 Reminded that I could score on any Swedish goaltender alive or dead
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>>63073489 Reminder that anyone can score with your mom, anytime
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>>63073489 >>63073536 Why is lundqvist so shit?
I have him on my fantasy team, and the bust can't even get a starting position over GOAT Raanta.
>1.94 GAA since our league started. Fucking hell. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>63073536 Reminder that your mom is probably out fucking a muslim refugee right now while your dad watches and gets off to it
Lel
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>>63073563 Wow h8ful
>>63073536 Pervert I'm talking hockey
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>>63073555 It's lundpads, he always starts slow, gets better as the season progresses, and gets BTFO in the playoffs
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>>63073323 The game is made in Vanpooper, you aren't getting anything more than a Sedin fedora tipping gamemode
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>>63073669 Also, they have a bunch of literal who leagues but not the KHL? The fuck?
Anonymous
>>63073708 >paying licensing fees to russians I don't think so.
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>>63073824 They have the same players on the national teams like Radulov and Kovalchuk. They are already licensing russians
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>>63073873 thats an agreement with IIHF, not KHL.
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more like GAYHL lol
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Boilers fans salty as fuck lmfao
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>>63073892 But they don't have IIHF license neither
Or do they?
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>>63073914 >whine about a single goal when Buttmad rigged the lottery for them four fucking times Anonymous
>>63073928 They must have with IIHF, since they have national teams included in the game.
Otherwise the national teams would only include players from NHL and the other licensed leagues so zero KHL players.
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>>63073943 >Otherwise the national teams would only include players from NHL and the other licensed leagues so zero KHL players. It has always been like that, they don't have IIHF license
I dont know what Radulov is making in NHL game then
Anonymous
>>63073958 hmm i dont know then.
Perhaps they have some older agreements or personal agreements with certain players agents or something.
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>>63073961 Aren't kovalchuk and radulov still under contract with nj and nsh
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>>63073958 Pretty sure they don't have an iihf license. All national team jerseys are just plain with the flag shat on (except finland)
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why the fuck does antti raata look like fucking mackelmore?
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>>63074396 muh finnish heritage
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>>63074478 Lol @ that slant eyed gook
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>>63074478 ayy lmao looks like alien
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>>63073311 Into the boards?
Good job, now get it on net.
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I hope Quick and the rest of the kongs die in a plane crash Lokomotiv style.
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
>Babcock released from coaching duties by the Toronto Maple Leaves after a disappointing 10-70-2 record >the Toronto Maple Leaves are the first 06 team in history to be relocated. The Vegas Jackpots will debut for the 2016-2017 season
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>>63074737 The O6 meme is too strong and the laffs make too much money to relocate
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>>63073555 He gets hyped the fuck up by delusional rags fans who should be thanking the rags' D more than him. Lundqvist typically sees about 20 shots per night yet has trouble trying to save all of them. It does not look pretty
Anonymous
Three days ago some Oilers faggot said McMeme was going to BTFO Ovi. I told this anon the Caps would win by at least 3. The only reason the game went 7-4 (Caps W) was because the Caps back-up goalie started his first game of the season.>Oilers not even good enough to play Holtby >Long live McMeme
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>>63074769 Just a friendly reminder that the Laffs of Toronto are the only O6 team to not win a cup post expansion, a feat that even the >rags of New York have accomplished.
:^)
Also a reminder that any Oilers wins* discussed must have an asterix afterwards, to donote that they had 4 (four) first overall picks in 6 (six) years to get to this point, along with other numerous high first-rounders.
;^)
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How do i become a normie /hoc/?
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le can't do pullups or score man
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>>63074876 >the anti oilers damage control has already begun Feels good bros
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>>63074908 >damage control I've been doing this since the draft fam, and the only thing so should feel is shame tbh. You could win 5 cups straight and it still wouldnt matter. The Oilers are draft babbys, always have been, always will be.
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>>63074996 >and the only thing so should feel is shame tbh. lol wat
You're damage controlling against a team that isn't even close to .500.
It shows how scared you are though tbh, you're kind of exposed
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>>63074870 I remember that post, good call
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>>63074205 Nobody shits on Finland
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Can someone inform me of the top picks in next year's draft?
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>>63075088 Your mum and dad
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>>63075060 Not scared and not damage-controlling. If anything I'm salty. No team should get that many first overalls. 1, maybe 2, and if you cant sort your team out with that, tough shit.
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>The @PredsNHL have signed defenseman Mattias Ekholm (@MatEkh14) to a 6-year, $22.5 million contract (AAV $3.75 mil.)
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the central division can eat my ass
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>>63075139 how is this allowed?
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>>63075101 Assigning asterisks to wins a team doesn't even have is literally damage control my man. Your assuming they're going to happen, it's pathetic.
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>>63075154 Because they're all centrally located in the Western Hemisphere?
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>>63075139 >Pacifshit teams will actually be allowed into the playoffs why
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>>63075139 >mfw the /a/vs lost to the fucking blue jackets They don't deserve to be in the Central
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>>63075139 >all aboard the group of death express. Next stop, playoffsville how can one division be so elite
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>>63075139 >no pacific teams in top 6 >top team is kongs how can one division be so shit
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>>63075139 Can we relocate the Pacific to more Midwest teams?
Kansas city, Omaha, Madison, okc, Houston
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TJ Oshie likes kinky puppy play?
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>>63075300 If my wife looked like that I would dress however she wanted tbh
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gimme 1 good reason why playoffs are arranged 3/3+2wc instead of top 8 per conference.
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>>63075344 to breed rivalries
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>>63075371 >lowering the quality of play for muh rivalries stupid
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>>63075416 Agreed. I guess they assume the skill will be offset by emotion or that the quality doesn't matter because ratings are higher for rivalry games even when they're shit.
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>just 3 games on back 2 back days
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>>63075463 avoiding the NFL
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>>63075123 We elite defense for the upcoming future now
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>>63075344 In order to keep the interest up in different geographical areas in a more effective manner?
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Miikka Salomaki was just called up from Milwaukee by the Preds as well. 3rd line scoring wise has been underwhelming for sure.
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>>63075512 WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>63075499 With finns you win
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I see Mike Green is injured. How are those damaged goods treating you, Red Wangs?
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>>63075512 lol you think that has started in 4chan? lel no
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>>63073431 the idea of any NHL player not being a rich trust fund baby is lol. Even ECHL 4th liiners instagrams are filled with vacation photos of them being rich as fuck and talking about how daddy gave them an allowance
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>>63075512 >not using meme arrows Shame on them tbh
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>>63075512 Appealing to the normies
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>>63075512 I'm pretty sure the Boston Twitter called the Canucks the Cancucks last season.
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>#CBJ Ryan Johansen's agent, Kurt Overhardt: "It’s nothing with his heart. He’s just not feeling well, and we’re trying to figure out why... >"... His energy level has been down. There’s no alarm here. We want to do the right thing and make sure he’s 100% when he’s on the ice."
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>>63075633 man that just has to me some memeing intern fucking around lel
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>>63075632 yeah he has a bad case of torts
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>>63075633 yep that's it
it was fucking hilarious
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>>63075512 >tfw your team is officially memeing Anonymous
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>>63075550 I see you're an enourmas faggot, how's that dick in your ass treating you?
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avs even strength sound effect is lame af tbh
https://streamable.com/hp9t Anonymous
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>>63075512 >Detroit >Memelords Pick two
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>>63075850 sounds like super mario
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Will the ducks make the playoffs? They need 95 points and have 3. 93/(74*2)=0.628 points/game. Is this realistical?
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>>63075850 Reminds me of some of those early 2000s goal sounds they would play when updating the score lol.
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>>63075904 realistical is not a word jurrgen
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>>63075951 >>63075871 I know it is, that's why it's lame. pandering to millennials
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>mfw Habs fans think they're hot shit
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>>63076050 Millenials are too young to care about Mario. It's gen x pushing 90s nostalgia.
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>>63076050 >>63076098 will you guys read a book or something? millennials right now are ages 15-35. you are a millennial you stupid faggot
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>he doesn't know that Henrique is elite
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>>63075850 I can just imagine all the confused 19 year old Russians being like "vhat is sound? someone am score?"
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>>63075845 The butthurt is too real.
Is that you, Mike? Go easy, bud, we don't want your concussion-riddled brain to implode.
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>>63076158 >replying a half hour later Get back to the drive thru nigger people need there Big Macs
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>>63076206 >merely implying I have all day to spend on /sp/ Anonymous
Is Minnesota really the state of hockey?
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>>63075882 Right? Worst part about being in Nepal is I can't see her
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>>63076214 >>63076158 >>63075550 >happy to see a non-goon injured You sound like a nigger tbh, did you yell "world star" when Green went to the dressing room?
>>63076219 Nah, fam. Michigan produces the most and best American talent tbqhwy
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>Ray Shero falling in love with future 4th liners
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Jaromeow Jagr !!mKN1d0KeFdr
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>>63076320 Look pretty damn good so far, but the season is young. We'll see how they respond after dropping a few games
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>>63076331 They've also had an incredibly easy schedule so far.
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Who is the most handsome Finnish hockey player?
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>>63076360 There's not a lot of competition. Most finns look like rocks in wigs.
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>>63076360 Teemu is the most handsome, Teuvo is the cutest.
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>>63076345 Eh, not the hardest but not the easiest either tbf. Four game road trip to start, two back to backs and actually had to play some decent teams as well as bad teams who always step up against them.
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>>63076269 Lol I can honestly say I'm not. The thing is I've had to watch Mike Green for several years. He was great for one season and then proved to be a gigantic defensive liability. He's not cut out for his position. He's too vulnerable, displayed by his frequent injuries. Last season, the Caps traded for a defensemen for the sole purpose of finding a partner for Green. One of his roles was to make sure Green didn't get bullied on the ice. That alone speaks volumes about Green's decrepit fortitude. I believe the player was Tim Gleason.
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>>63076307 >falling in love shero's the one that signed him to the pens m8 he's been in love with farnham
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>>63076269 Also, how the fuck are you calling me a nigger when you're using "tbh" and "fam"? You're one to talk.
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>evander kane to miss 4-6 weeks with injured mcl in left knee
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>>63076425 >bogosian kill >kane kill buffalo got wrecked in that trade
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>>63076472 Don't forget Lehner ded
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Kane injured. Eichel have to play with grinders now?
Jaromeow Jagr !!mKN1d0KeFdr
>>63076472 >Kane out (of Winnipeg) >Bogosian out (of Winnipeg) At least the players won.
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>>63076320 Nice new fursona m8
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>>63076522 Buffalo aka "The Rape and Lake Effect Snow Capital of New York" isn't really much of an improvement
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Isn't Winnipeg the Detroit of Canada?
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>>63076522 are you fuk_ponek?
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>>63076557 Winnipeg has infrastructure tho
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>>63075632 ALS tbh, cap it
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>>63076606 >mfw you could by that house with a roll of quarters Anonymous
>>63076646 >He's not even kidding Zetterberg request trade when
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>>63076360 Olli Jokinen, for sure
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>>63076669 You know they don't actually live in Detroit right? They live in the white suburbs
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>>63076289 2012 was better tbh
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>>63076700 >Implying the niggers won't eventually flood Ann Arbour They still have to work near that "city"
Anze the Giant [BANANARAMA] !!kojtW4JsEO2
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>>63076729 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBW8KJw0YwI I love how they are all so intense about it.
Also, the guy who makes these videos is a diddler right? There's no way he doesn't diddle these boys.
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>>63076824 >minnesota You answered your own question
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>>63076577 Fuk was a brony this guy is a furry
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>>63076969 >imblying there's a difference Anonymous
>>63076969 That's the same thing
Jaromeow Jagr !!mKN1d0KeFdr
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>no hockey for five hours
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
>>63076557 I've never been to detoilet, but Winnipeg is a truly terrible city. I have no idea why I stay here.
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>>63076980 >>63077009 Both are bottom tier degeneracy but being a horsefucker is worse imo.
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
>>63077167 here is a typical shitty winnipeg area, complete with injuns
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>>63077276 Post more of this shantytown
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
>>63077276 "my parents are residential school survivors so I don't have to keep the house the government I hate gives me for free clean"
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>>63077310 Honestly looks like straight Camden here in New Jersey
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>>63077346 There's totally parts of Florida that look like this, cept the roaches are bigger
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>tfw >my team has 4 days off
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>mfw shittapeg loses its hockey team AGAIN
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NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOURE 23
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
>>63077346 fuckin fuck you white meat you and your fuckin racist VLTs that don't pay out
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>>63077542 What a bleak bleak city
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CLG-NYI
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>>63076824 Glad I'm not the only anon who knows of the All-Hockey Hair team
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>>63077612 Isles
Yotes
Cucks in the evening's meme game
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>>63077612 Those picks are probably right tbh. Crawshit will get lit the fuck up and exposed as the fraud he is.
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>>63077624 they have to break out at any point in this season. they just can't fail in every single game
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>>63077612 Islels
>laffs Shitcongo
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>>63077708 >>laffs Nah Domi's getting a hatty tonight in his dad's old barn
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>>63077612 Islels
Sparkle dogs
Cucks
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>>63077599 Better than detoilet though
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>>63074690 >Mad at 1 (one) win >Has won the draft lottery 4 (four) times Not the Kings fault Mcmeme can't score a conclusive goal
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>>63077730 That would be great too
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>>63077730 Jesus I'm old. I used to go to Binghamton Rangers games back in high school to watch his old man beat the shit out of whatever AHL team's tough guy was in town.
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>>63077931 You must be like, 40. And I thought I was on the older side of 4chan at 25
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So excited to play a shitty team tomorrow. It'll probably be 8-0 Wild.
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>>63077957 I've tried other sport sites but I get a good dose of laughs with the occasional useful insight on here more than anywhere else.
I'll fade back into anonymity now and you can forget that grandpa browses
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>>63078036 It's all good dude, /hoc/ really is the only decent place to talk hockey on the internet
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Are there any openly gay hockey players?
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>>63077310 every canadian I talk to has massive white guilt over indian schools. Teaching indians how to read and write was bad so their just let them huff gas all day and get welfare now I guess
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>>63078096 Landeskog
Lunquist
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Jaromeow Jagr !!mKN1d0KeFdr
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>>63078021 Elite abominations, just like the jets guys
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>>63077276 >every lawn is mowed >mexicans instead of niggers >windows aren't even boarded up 1000x better than detroit
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LMAO i traded for a swede in nhl and he was black :DDDD
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>>63078096 Mike Danton was in a gay relationship with his agent, David Frost, who forced him to have sex. Mike then tried to hire a hitman to assassinate Frost but was caught by the feds and went to prison. But he might be bi since he got married and has kids now.
Anonymous
Jaromeow Jagr !!mKN1d0KeFdr
>>63078265 >In November 2005, the CBC program The Fifth Estate aired a documentary, Rogue Agent, about the history between Danton and Frost. In it, the documentary casts light on the controlling relationship Frost had with Danton and how he encouraged Danton to estrange himself from his parents, as well as an alleged incident where Frost and a group of his players abused Danton's younger brother. >The documentary also focuses on a taped telephone call Danton made to Frost a week after his arrest. In it, Frost instructs Danton to plead guilty and ends the conversation demanding Danton say "I love you," which Danton does, further fueling speculation of a homosexual relationship between the two >In 2006, Frost was charged with 12 counts of sexual exploitation related to acts on three females and four males between the ages of 14 and 16, alleged to have occurred during the time that Frost was Danton's junior hockey coach, with the Quinte Hawks. I can't believe this isn't a fucking joke.
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>>63078320 Finland confirmed grease tier
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>>63078265 I mean I guess you could call it a "relationship" technically....
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>>63078392 This was crazy in Saint Louis. Came out fairly close to the whole Sean Devlin affair.
I'm kinda glad we're known as African American killers rather than sexual molestors now. 10 years ago was tough.
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>>63078496 yeah no one cares about black people anyway
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>>63078517 Hockey fans certainly don't
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>>63078392 >On September 18, 2011, while playing his first game for Ore, Danton saved teammate and linemate Marcus Bengtsson's life using skills he learned in prison. Following a hard hit, Bengtsson's head struck the ice, and he started convulsing. Danton waited for his teammate's mouth to release before using his hand to prevent Bengtsson from choking on his own tongue US prison system saving lives yet again
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>>63076054 It's a repeat of every other playoffs since forever
>OMG CUT PRICE LET TOKARSKI PLAY Anonymous
>>63078606 >>63078618 kiss the rings bitch
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>>63078732 What? Those paltry two, dusty, irrelevant ones from the seventies? No thanks
Anonymous
How are the oilels gonna build their lines when Matthews gets drafted?
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>>63074478 joonas scored the other day against the isles. otherwise, he's been an unremarkable addition. pretty uninspired player imo.
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>>63078790 They trade Sekera & Matthews for OEL & Puljujarvi
Hall - RNH - Eberle
Draisaitl - McDavid - Yakupov
Pouliot - Lander - Korpikoski
Hendricks - Yakimov - Letestu
Puljujarvi
OEL - Schultz
Nurse - Klefbom
Reinhart - Fayne
Davidson
Talbot
Brossoit
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>>63078790 1C MemeDavid
2C Bustthews
3C Nuge
4C Draisaitl
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>>63078951 >OEL >Out of the desert into the Loilers Anonymous
my cousin fucks OEL occasionally
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>>63075563 But Saskatchewan produces more NHLers per capita than anywhere else.
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>>63079148 even those fucks have rich farm land or oil money to pay for new hockey equipment for kids every single year in addition to private coaching
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>>63079168 No nigger just shitloads of ice to skate on.
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>>63079083 she had better not be on birth control if that is true. 9 months of discomfort for 18 years of $$$ child support
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>>63079083 You should fuck him too, and ask if OEL would like to join you two
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Zach Parise is the best American hockey player and it really isn't even close
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who /stateofhockey/ here?
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>>63079255 Not really fam.
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Name a more overrated player than Victor Hedmeme.
Protip you can't
>>63079280 He's fucking Varlamov tier. Not sure why he gets his dick sucked so much
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>>63079280 >lose parise >lost kovy >marty retired and joined the blues org Why do NHL players want nothing to do with the devils?
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>>63079304 >He's fucking Varlamov tier. Anonymous
>>63079354 >stealing my OC Anonymous
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>>63078555 that is actually quite based
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Is Quick a Jedi wizard from the future sent here to cause oiler butt hurt?
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how the rangers get on the right track again
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>>63079581 elite goaltending
depth scoring
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>>63079581 Tell Nash it's not playoffs yet
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>>63079700 >me >reading comprehension Anonymous
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>>63079581 Drop Lundqvist and get a goalie who can actually defend the net
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>>63079876 bullshit. goaltending is literally the only thing that went right so far. the defense is in shambles and gives up more scoring chances than ever (look at the rangers corsi. it's fucked). the top6 attackers make SOME good plays, just to miss the net and create odd man rushes in return (last game vs. calgary: halfway through the game, 9 shots on net, 9 missed) lindberg and stalberg were lucky punches. they and miller lead the bottom6 and actually convert which makes the rangers look better than they actually are at the moment.
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>>63079328 >Jagr asks to be traded to a playoff contender >Gets traded to Florida Because of shit like that.
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>>63079572 Yes tbh. The entire Kings franchise was sent here to booty blast the NHL
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East Coast KingsFag (formerly known as Sutter's Mumble) !.at/vB/rTk
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>>63079572 of course my friend
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>>63080009 >being proud of gooning it up Canadumbs, everyone
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>TrumpPosting
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>>63073156 >waiting for the habs to implode and barely make the playoffs who else with me here?
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Reminder that it has been a longer time since Jagr won the Stanley cup than since when a canadian team last won one.
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The ducks will lose again tonight lmao>6 goals in 7 games
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>>63079887 >the city of canada Anonymous
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>>63080096 The only bad part of that fact is that it means that Chicago is going to win
#salt
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>>63079581 they have the regular season mastery of coaches.
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so guyz, does Johansen have no heart?
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>>63077612 TIME FOR A BOLD CALL
clg over nyi
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>wake up >New Jersey Devils are still a team
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>>63079581 >back to back ECFs >bad Anonymous
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Are the stars elite?
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>>63080301 Not for long tbh
>sun belt tier attendance Anonymous
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Is that guy actually from Nepal
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>>63080301 >4 game win streak If the Devils are so irrelevant why do you sound so rattled?
The only thing that could make this more embarrassing is if you were a
>rags Fan
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>>63080255 >he got away with this Anonymous
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who /bestteaminthepacific/ here
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>>63080529 Nah, he's teaching the monkeys living there english
[spoiler:lit]FOR FREE[/spoiler:lit]
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>>63080539 >4 game win streak >relevant Anonymous
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>>63080539 >getting your territory rammed by the flyers, rangers and islanders thats embarassing
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>>63080575 telephone hearing:
>connor u can't do this u r the our good boy pls stop >ok uncle gary Anonymous
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>>63080539 Lmao the Devils are garbage get the fuck outta here with that shit
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>>63080665 >needing to smear the Devils out of nowhere when we're all fully aware how bad they've been >rags Anonymous
>>63080687 Lmao this same coon going on and on about the Devils again. They've been shit we get it
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im studying phlebotomy
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>Patrick "won the Jack Adams" Roy thinks Jack Skille is a 1st line forward
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>>63080714 Don't pretend like they still aren't you dumb guido
>muh four game win streak lel
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>>63080690 I'm not
>>63080301 I just thought it was cute how impressed you were by their little win streak :)
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are the red wings a basement team now that babcock is gone?
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>>63080828 Yes
They could be the worst team in the league currently at puck possesion
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Kings have won 5 in a row. Have have been reminded
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>>63080828 They're 29th in 5v5 corsi, just behind Edmonton and Arizona but safely ahead Colorado
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>>63080575 The young guns always do
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>>63080879 Rip streak tbh
They thought they could keep it going without babcuck
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who /suspended 3 days for hoc memes/ here?
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>>63080873 Remember how well they were doing at the beginning of last season? Remember >muh 70s line? Remember when they didn't make the playoffs?
>kongs Anonymous
>>63080901 God damn, Euros are a bunch of limpwristed faggots. Softest hockey players in the world, especially Finns.
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>>63080927 >Guy that Granlund hit was American Anonymous
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>>63080923 Pearson got hurt, 70s line is shit when it involves king or Nolan
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Will his reputation ever recover?
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>>63080918 what did you do?
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>>63080952 Kobe recovered by winning an mvp and two more rings
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>>63080918 Right here brother
Pic related, it's the janny cuck
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>>63080952 >stealing my screencaps >stealing my filenames get your own memes
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>>63080964 >>63081013 This has been an incredibly difficult time for many people. I cannot apologize enough for the distraction this has caused my family, my /hoc/mates, this incredible board, and of course, our fans. While I have too much respect for the legal process to comment on an on-going matter, I am confident, that once all the facts are brought to light, I will be absolved of having done nothing wrong.
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>>63080952 I appreciate the question
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No, my father didn't fight in the wars, he was a just a poster in /hoc/ threads >that's what your uncle told you, he didn't hold with your father's ideals, thought he should have stayed in /hoc/ and not gotten involved >yes, I was once a /hoc/ knight, the same as your father >he was the best poster on the board, and a cunning memer, I understand you've become quite a good memer yourself, and he was a good friend
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this thread is getting pretty meme-in
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>>63080952 it was never damaged in the first place.
Women accusing star athletes/musicians of rape is so common in the US I can't believe people still side with the women who do that. They know its bullshit, they just to get money in a civil lawsuit after the criminal lawsuit fails.
Anonymous
What do you think of meme on meme overmeme so far /hoc/? Do you agree with Dustin "got arrested that one time for drunkenly boating on Lake Minnetonka" Byfuglien?
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>>63081204 seems like the ultimate luckpuck
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>>63081110 I was gone for /hoc/s off season. Holy shit I feel kinda bad for smuk_anok...
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>>63081204 It's shit. But not for why
>>63081225 said.
They're going to slow it down, and make it less "exciting." This is a bandaid fix, and Canautists just need to accept that ties are okay in an 82 game season.
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>>63081226 http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61352260/#61354947 the thread is worth a read. he hasnt posted since early september
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>>63081110 >mfw >we actually survived the offseason Anonymous
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>>63081204 He's just mad because it doesn't suit him at all. He didn't even manage to argue about it, he pretty much just that it's bad and that's it.
As long as theywant a winner I prefer 3v3 OT + SO over 4v4 OT + SO. But I wouldn't mind a 5-10 min 4v4 OT and a draw if no goal is scored.
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>>63081204 he's just mad that he's a pylon
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>>63081287 tbqh I think the need for a winner is more an American thing, but I agree with you that as soon as coaches really figure it out it's going to be even shittier
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>>63081344 >>63081287 >mfw the Debbies figured out how to make it boring af almost immediately Anonymous
>>63081122 He assaulted an elderly cab driver over 20cents prior to his rape allegations
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>>63081358 >the devils ruining hockey yet again quelle surprise
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>>63081344 What do you mean figure it out? Are you saying there are going to be fewer chances 3v3 than there are 5v5? Have the coaches figured out 5v5?
>play your ass off for 60 minutes >good enough, you all get a point, go home fuck ties forever, a coinflip is better than that
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>>63081358 >mfw Devils first 3v3 OT was pretty exciting Anonymous
>>63081408 And this is why Czech is better at hockey than you. Go kill yourself, cuckold.
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>>63081408 I mean figure out specific plays and strategies for 3x3, before this new overmeme started 3x3 rarely happened and I doubt many teams drew up structures for it, and if they did it wasn't something they practiced often. Now they will out of necessity. And when they perfect it. which will likely coincide with the novelty wearing off, we'll all start to hate it
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Laffs were 27th last season in CF%, they now sit at 4th.>+8.0% increase >-8.5% decrease
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>>63081487 Too bad they're still the
>laffs Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
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>>63081487 Toronto is going full on fancystats.
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>>63081122 fucking reddit flipped its shit this off season about rape culture and victims rights on /r/hockey so hard. I got -200 downvotes for saying I hope Voynov has changed and he enjoys russia with his family
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>>63081487 what is hat stat?
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>>63080952 >Find Patrick Kane on Reddit >Tell him Kane is a Rapist >?????? >Proffit Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
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>>63081567 Corsi For %
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>>63081473 >likes ties, hates winning >not a cuckold people like you can't die soon enough tbh
>>63081479 practicing 3v3 will always take the backseat much like practicing shootouts does. But even if they come up with strategies - which they will -, 3v3 will still have more scoring chances than 5v5 and end games regularly. You are essentially forcing forwards to act like defensemen against other team's best forwards with a lot of open space. Unless some teams come up with literally turning 5-6 of their forwards into beastly two way players, we'll ALWAYS see a bunch of shit happening
3v3s feel weird, I agree but I think they're better than the shootout or ties and they will never become 'boring' like some people think
>>63081487 sample size
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>>63078160 >mexicans There are no mexicans in Canada. Those are stinky smelly natives who are just as bad as niggers.
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>>63081593 Reddit trolling is easy mode tbh
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>>63081487 Lol
Cue the damage control from our negroid friends in detroit
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>>63081598 >practicing shootouts literally no forward does this.
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>>63081487 are the laffs elite now?
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Toews ruined his development by going to the NCAA. Why didn't he go to the CHL route?
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>>63081593 Tell him he named his account after a Rapist
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>>63081666 you want to tell me that literally no forward/goalie likes to go one on one when messing around at practice?
also pretty sure last season when detoilet lost like 8 shootouts in a row babcock ordered the entire team to practice shootouts, for example
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>>63081666 Of course they do, dummy
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>carclays center
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>>63080009 Taylor "knee em all" Hall
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>>63081722 >you want to tell me that literally no forward/goalie likes to go one on one when messing around at practice? that's not practicing, that's fucking around.
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>>63081666 >his team didn't do shootouts sometimes at the end of practice. Anonymous
>That Evander Kane thread on HFboards
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>>63081742 well, shootouts are essentially 'fucking around'
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>>63081770 He OHK that faggot Cooke. He's ok in my book.
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>>63081771 >tfw those tony rangers tears after that goal Anonymous
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>>63081666 Yes they fucking do. It's essentially what happens when they take shots on the goalie.
Granted, SOs are kind of a crap shoot. You're only guaranteed to do well if you know the goalie you're shooting against or you're TJ Oshie.
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>>63077612 I really like the coyotes this year. Smith just needs to be decent and we have a good chance of competing with kongs. But who knows, they might settle down to below .500 again.
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>>63081598 >sample size Yes, it's still very early in the season, but the worrying trend for the Red Wings is that they've gotten worse in possession as the season has progressed.
You could almost say that it's all Blashill from here.
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>>63081771 Remember when St Poopie got mad after that
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>>63081811 >>63081848 I don't actually know
was it an important game?
or was it
>muh disrespect kind of situation
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>>63081787 He did that and he's also a guy who works hard. He doesn't take a shift off and he plays through injuries. I commend him for that, I don't commend him for the fact that he's self centered both on and off the ice. I mean shit, the dude has 28 shots and one goal.
I can already see Buffalo fans saying he has the potential to get 50 goals and shit he just hasn't reached that potential yet. He'll never get more than 30 because he isn't a team player. He just uses his speed to rush at goalies and tries to power a shot through.
Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
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>>63081846 >it's all Blashill from here. Kinda works and kinda doesn't.
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>>63081872 I wonder how he even made it to the NHL with his low hockey IQ
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>>63081898 Raw physical talent and edge
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>>63081770 this is true, but something i've realized is that there are lot of fucking weird ass nutjobs that patrol the internet. like this dude:
https://twitter.com/Ace_Andres glad I'm not black so I dont have to deal with dipshits like this.
Anonymous
Currently there are four Caps players residing in the top ten points earned rankings. Elite offense confirmed.
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>>63081870 Both, game was high stakes because of both teams divisional position and because he just didn't like it.
https://youtu.be/WkXF0dpAI6A Anonymous
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>>63081898 He's physically gifted and really fast. People probably also assumed he'd smarten up and learn to play better but he hasn't so far.
He's technically the best player in the trade that shipped him off to Buffalo but I don't miss him, he was a frustrating player to watch.
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Jaromeow Jagr !!mKN1d0KeFdr
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>>63081787 And he did it as a Thrasher. Probably one of the team's more iconic moments. The other one that immediately comes to mind (also against Shittsburgh) was Kovalchuk calling out Crosby after scoring on the Power Play because the pissbaby took a bad penalty.
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>Implying Calgary are not going to win tonight
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>>63081933 was Omark really that bad he couldn't even make it as an oilers plug?
I really miss those retarded shootouts
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>>63081771 >>63081870 >mfw once in a shootout I skated as fast as I could do the goalie, got 3 feet away from him and took a fuckin' cannon of a slapshot >mfw it went in >mfw the goalie, his teammates, the people their supporting that team were livid >mfw the coach was screaming at the ref I skated by their bench and shushed them >mfw at least 50 people wanted to murder me that night Anonymous
>>63081954 He's got something to do with it, but I think it's more because Kuznetsov stepped the fuck up. It's like they have two Backstroms now.
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>>63081983 >Of all the teams in the league you picks truely the biggest meme Anonymous
>>63081918 >continually refers to joel ward as token 42, says he's a useless player >joel ward scores a hattrick >immediately switches to 'Joel Ward do you like dead cops?' kek
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>>63082008 >biggest meme >not the tortilla blue jackets Anonymous
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>>63082008 >>63081983 How many games will the poor deluded britbong last as a flim flam fan, lads?
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>>63081992 Too skilled for the bottom 6
Too poor defensively for the top 6
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>Barclay's Center is literally empty
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>>63082044 I will NEVER change
FLAMES
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Hey we're going back to Detroit tomorrow, so we'll play hard with good offensively unlike we have in any other game this season for no discernible reason.
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>>63081918 >Racism >Al Qaeada >Gun control >Hockey That twitter account has it all.
Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
>>63082082 >Canes fan Get out your cameras boys!
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>>63081997 I'm going to keep my hype in check until they actually crack the third round for once. But Kuz is the great hope. Oshie looks great, top tier top line and Backstrom isn't even on it.
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>>63082125 what's even the point of having the caps in the playoffs now that they don't have joel ward around to piss off broons and rags fans
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>>63081918 This guy is great
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>>63082122 there's a couple of us round here
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>>63082051 >implying new york kikes care about hockey, let alone will pay money for it wew lad
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>>63081924 So basically the Caps are the Habs lite ?
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Everyone injured edition?
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>>63082044 Considering the Brit stiff upper lip, till the film flams win a cup
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>>63082153 Because they have Williams to finally meme them past the Rags.
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>turn on TSN >talking about Arizona for all of the pregame
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>>63082181 The Caps are just like the Habs, but we'll have to wait and see when they play each other.
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Can we pls refer to me as The Scot pls
Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
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>>63082205 The only reason Detroit is tied for the lead is cuz they've made the playoffs a hundred thousand times and shits bound to happen
The caps have only been to the playoffs 10 times
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>>63082153 >mfw Ward got a hattrick Anonymous
>>63082125 Anon, if the Caps can't make round 3 this season then they never will. At least with Ovi. This is the best Caps we've seen.
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>>63082182 Everybody's getting fucked
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>>63082225 Do Scottish people really not wear underwear under their kilts?
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>>63082225 no we cant flim-flam brit-bong
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>>63082231 My new favorite website
Thanks m8
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>>63082182 >sabres already lost 3 biggest acquisitions of their year >bjs aren't banged up but have an even worse start than last year >datsyuk already ded >neuvirth finally finds himself only to get btfo >blues in general, especially fabbri >barkov, eberle, brad richards, green worth watching are all out pretty disappointing
Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
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>Oilers recall Darnell Nurse
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>>63082246 >mfw Eddie Lack got a hattrick FIFY
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>>63082279 Kane and Bogosian being on the injured list really isn't that surprising.
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>>63082182 always knew the reason CBJ went 0-8 was that they had no heart
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>>63082291 fugg, whitebois gonna get it
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>>63082225 >The Scot I like you already m8. There are still some of us who recognize that the Scots and Irish made Canada what it is.
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>>63082231 >(Do you think there’s a connection between bottle fed babies and alcoholics)? It’s just a thought! wew
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>>63082225 That's what you get for not voting Yes
Now you'll be a slave to the English forever
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>>63079255 Who is Max Pacioretty?
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>>63082246 >tfw no more Ward Anonymous
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>>63082251 they will face the pens in the first round, absolutely dominate them and take a 3-1 series lead.
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>>63082225 >>63082333 It's a damn shame. Irish fight for Easter Rising, and Englel gives you guys a fucking vote to leave and you say no.
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>>63079255 Is PK Subban the best black hockey player in NHL history?
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>>63082300 not sure about Bogosian, but was it because Undertaker was trying to prove a point ahead of Hell in a Cell?
Squid !!KuUUw1hN2Iw
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>>63082294 >mfw an empty net has a lower GAA than Lack Anonymous
>>63082291 White bois beware
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>>63082358 Yep, the real reason Kane is on the injured list is because he was F5'd in the locker room prior to the game. What you saw on the ice was just a cover up.
Anonymous
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>>63082357 A few more seasons will determine if the is. If the Habs win the cup he will have surpassed Iginla.
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>>63082357 >Who is Grant Fuhr? Anonymous
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>>63082357 >>63082417 Not until he gets serious Hart consideration.
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>>63082271 yes we dont
>>63082272 pls
>>63082322 Thanks I like Canada too
>>63082333 I did vote yes
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Why is the islanders stadium so shitty?>has large overhang where you can't see one end of the rink >has janky viewing angles on the sides >has a huge section dedicated to showing off A FUCKIN CAR
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I N C O N C L U S I V E
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>>63082447 it wasn't designed for hockey
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>>63082380 Has there been a single black player who doesn't goon it up like the niggers they are?
Duclair will probably chimpout soon
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>>63082447 Designed by a swag fag jay z fanboy for basketball and concerts
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>yfw the oilers draft Jakob "One Man Auschwitz" Chychrun
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>>63082447 It was made for povertyhoop
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>flim flams >/o/landers
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>>63082420 I always thought he was white. Must have been all the cocaine. Bleeched out his skin.
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>>63082491 >mfw Gary Bettman doesn't want this to happen But it will
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Flames won't make the playoffs this year.
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>>63082563 The regression is real
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>>63082563 They're just not ready
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>>63082447 Would you wanna park your car on some Brooklyn street?
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>>63082593 What am I looking at here?
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>>63082592 this. same with the ducks.
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did the lightning blow their chance at a cup last year? they seem like theyre not quite as hot as they were last year. will they go into super-over meme again when they get to the playoffs this year?
Anonymous
>>63082690 do they still force that triplet meme? maybe they should shake their lines up too
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>>63082690 Tampa sucks, that's why all their fans can talk about are sandwiches
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>>63082708 they did during the buffalo game and they ended up getting a total of 3 shots on goal. cooper put the lines back to normal
>>63082713 >sucks >playing in SCF k. just because youre mad at sandwiches doesnt mean you need to be delusional
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>>63082733 >sucks >losing in SCF yep
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>>63082733 3 SOG in the 1st period*
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>>63082745 this is a bad meme
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waiting to chicago game to start, it's like watching a fcb footbaall (soccer for you cucks)>dat skill >dat puck posession >dat high iq players >dat high iq gm who favors skill and entertaiment over size and dump and chase players combined with an oldschool "SHOOT TAT DAWN PUCK" coach
Anonymous
>>63082759 Spamming shit tier sandwiches and then accusing anyone who thinks it's stupid of being mad at said sandwiches is a bad meme
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>>63082782 >mad >at >sandwich Anonymous
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Can someone explain the publix mene to me?
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>>63082782 >publix >good pick 1
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>two nights with 3 games each
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>>63082805 You're a faggot and your team is regressing, deal with it
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>>63082881 >>63082870 >literally mad at a sandwich I dont understand this mentality
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>>63082947 >defending a supermarket don't understand this mental illness tbh
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>>63082970 Why are you so mad dude? Just get subway, it's about as good I'm sure
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>>63082947 >go to publix >get shot wew
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>>63082970 >nobody even mentioned publix until you brought it up >trying to pretend you arent triggered as fuck by a sandwich >>63082989 subway is nasty m8
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>>63082999 >work at publix >get paid in cookies >>63082989 >literally mad at subway Anonymous
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>>63083053 >tfw will never get paid in cookies why live
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>>63083053 >Hans thinks he's qualified to talk about cuisine Hello Reddit!
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>>63083053 fucking kek
>floridafags literally get paid in baked goods Anonymous
>>63083053 >Be so poor you must subsidise workers salaries in cookies Tampon Fay fans will defend this, unlike their singular Stanley Cup
Anonymous
>>63083210 >Canada talking about stan lee o i am laffin
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
tbh fam, i follow two teams. The jets and the leafs.
Anonymous
>>63083286 >Americans trying to talk about Stanley Cups That'll be 7 cookies to continue using your Comcast Internet ® plus tip
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>>63083455 Just put my cookies next to the Stanley cups Canada has won in the last 2 decades.
I don't know where they are either.
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>>63083455 >the united states has 22 cups since any canadian team has won one inb4 buttblasted
>muh canadian players Anonymous
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>>63083454 I do this to which ever team was a bunch of PDO babbies the year before
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Will Bill demand a trade to Tampa so he can get paid in cookies?
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
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>>63083454 "thank christ my child does not play for the leafs. the sins of the father should not be passed onto the children. Also, call 1-800 phone reconnect to reconnect your phone."
-T. Domi
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>>63083599 wouldnt be surprised tbh
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>>63083599 >Drouin, Stammer, Bill 1st line I'd be ok with that tbh
Anonymous
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>>63083796 >Steven Stamkos Anonymous
>>63083747 >he doesn't know $tamkos is going to the panthers Anonymous
>>63083837 >on the blots after this year Anonymous
>>63083839 I didn't know that. How much will he get paid
>>63083860 >implying Stammer is going to give up pub subs and being (literally) the most well liked athlete in Tampa Bay Anonymous
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>>63083919 6 years 7.2 AAV obviously
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>>63083747 I thought Stamkos would go to Toronto next season?
Anonymous
>>63083919 >implying he won't take $100M from Toronto to be king of ontario Anonymous
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>>63082082 Pls no bully.
>>63082239 Also, sometimes the better team has been retarded and not finished the wongs when they should have. The best example is Chicago in 2013. Hawks should have won in 5 games, but they dicked around until it was almost too late.
Anonymous
>>63083959 >going to toronto >throwing away his career >getting constantly asked by toronto "fans" why he hasnt been able to single handedly save the team Anonymous
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>>63084075 "No." I bet toronto wouldnt even throw in cookies as a signing bonus
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>>63084039 He's a sellout who'll do anything for a buck, hell he did porn to pay for the extension on his house
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Coming from the inside, the Detroit red wings are fishing for a trade. The NY islanders and the laffs are the biggest takers. Howard and Jurco are big names, Helm And Smith have been discussed too.
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>>63085466 shame nobody wants Mule.
