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Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
>tfw raiders are actually not a free win this year
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>toilet fans actually thought they were beating the Vikings
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>>63080055 >243 post too early fuck you OP
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>EFLI site still says season 2 starts november 2015 >that's less than a week away >no updates or site changes to show they're getting ready for the new season
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I want everyone's else team but mine to lose and fail and be sad.
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>Lions go 10-5 while beating the Puckers twice and sneaking in at the Wild Card spot as Stafford call his own plays
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Tenth for cowboys dropping like flies
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>mfw the Cowboys are going to waste a healthy season from both Darren McFadden AND Sean Lee
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>>63080083 pryor seem to have a big impact not being there when he got hurt
praying mangold plays
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>>63080083 >tfw neither are the jets Anonymous
>>63080033 Correct and they would do it because fuck oakland
And not many people care about history etc etc. It's more about winning, excitement and the now. Look at a majority of seahawk fans.
Plus new jerseys and rebranding means no one can keep or buy old merch. Everyone has to buy new merch.
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>>63080102 >trusting Stafford to call plays when he can't even diagnose a simple blitz Anonymous
Only the Jags and Rams drafted competent running backs this year.
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>>63080088 >the Viqueens have already swept the season series against the Loins Anonymous
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>>63080080 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get fucking REKT Nigger.
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>>63080118 Headlines you thought you'd never see:
"Sean Lee not suffering from season-ending injury, everyone else is instead"
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12-4 is possible
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the one silver lining of this season
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>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season >Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable) >Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC) >Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs) >James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone) >Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs) >Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside) >DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football) >Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL) >Best pass rush in the NFL >Best LB corp in the NFL >Besy secondary in the AFC >Top 5 D-Line
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>>63080135 >drafting RBs from shitsconsin >drafting o-line babbies >the city of the los angeles chorgers Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>>63080129 I guess if we're talking about a shit team that has no brand power and has only been around 20-30 years and done fuck all with it, then you may have a point.
This is the fucking RAIDERS though, not many teams have more brand power. Hell, in the grand scheme of things, probably only the Cowboys and Packers can compare.
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>>63080102 >his OC is Joseph Philip "Joe" Lombardi Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip !!0mP8bG9IvGw
Stefon Diggs > Amari Cooper
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>>63080151 >>63080151 >"Sam Bradford not suffering from season-ending injury, everyone else is instead" Anonymous
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>>63080173 to be fair no RB they could've drafted was going to have a good season behind that shit o-line
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NFC East
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>>63080187 Not anymore thank god
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>>63080187 Not anymore lol
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>>63080075 >York >more autistic Until I see him writing a 20 page essay on why he did it, keks
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>>63080190 except Bradford being healthy in a morgue doesn't seem like a waste of his health
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>>63080205 Jesus christ PeyPey
PRlNCESS CADENCE !!vOq6+6vGuY4
>>63080189 True facts. Not only does he have better stats per game, but his first NFL game ever posted higher stats than Cooper did against the exact same team.
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>>63080189 Only if Diggs fixes his ball security issues, otherwise Cooper is better.
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>>63080183 BUT
Aren't new age investors cocky arrogant assholes who believe in new ideas?
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>>63080220 much rather have everyone else and bradford in a coffin so sanchize can lead us to 10-6
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>>63080209 >>63080212 good that the vikings swept the lions before that
>literally sigining an overhyped version of Leslie Frazier as your head coach Anonymous
Why was philbin such a terrible head coach?
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>>63080205 >THE CITY OF COLIN KAEPERPICK Anonymous
>>63080233 >1 game >was nervous etc Anonymous
>>63080248 spineless
reads mlp fanfiction
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>>63080135 >tfw he's doing it all without Linder >tfw Gus keeps saying he's the feature back only to take him out at goal line and 3rd and 1 situations for Slowby Shithorse and an actual defensive tackle Anonymous
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>>63080244 problem is most players on offense have sucked even when healthy
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I wanna support a team that has a good passing game, but NOT the Patriots (I follow them anyway but find it hard to get passionate about them).
Landry's Balls !!T+DDTNyWErK
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>>63080246 Only good thing Leslie ever did was embarrass the Eagles at home during that 2010 Mike Vick season with goddamn Joe Webb at QB
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>>63080171 >smeth till death >$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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>>63080272 Based on what you've said, probably the Packers tbh
PRlNCESS CADENCE !!vOq6+6vGuY4
>>63080264 There is literally nothing wrong with reading mlp fanfiction.
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Name a more redneck name than Jim Bob cooter
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>>63080133 Actually the Lions offense has been much more productive when Stafford was calling plays under no huddle.
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>literally having such a good defense that you get the other teams OC and O-Line coaches fired >mfw your teams elite DE's comments on the successful blitzes and the seven sacks with: "I've never seen that many free runners in my life."
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>>63080300 you're not even a real princess
>>63080272 the 49ers
Landry's Balls !!T+DDTNyWErK
>>63080308 Jim Bob Cooter Jr
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>>63080258 He's fumbled twice. That is a big deal. That the Vikings recovered both fumbles is just dumb luck.
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>>63080272 Bucs or Panthers
>tfw you can bully Dynasty Anonymous
I still don't understand how we fucking lost to the Jags.
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>>63080308 this is some next level redneck
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63080205 >Colin Kaepernick 34% 3,401 yards 18 TDs 40 INTs lol
so in the next 9 games he's going to need to throw 35 ints...
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>>63080310 >offense moves better when the defense can't catch a breath or switch players in and out Did you just start watching football this week?
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>>63080217 I didn't say he was GOOD at it.
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>>63080171 >barring major injuries to key players >charles is dead Anonymous
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>>63080343 I thought this was a ruse but holy shit
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How badly are the Ravens going to get fucked tonight?
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>>63080346 salary cap violation babby
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>>63080265 Once Beadles is gone and the Jags are able to line up Linder and Cann on the line they'll have a solid interior
And replace Wis because at this point that guy can't snap the ball for shit
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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>>63080363 Winston is pretty good though
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>>63080331 >draft an obvious project QB in the first round and treat him like he's NFL-ready from day one >be surprised it doesn't work out You deserve this
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>>63080235 the teams that sell out that way had little to no brand power to begin with though, so they reach for desperate moves to try to change things up. Raiders do not fit the criteria even a little bit, and are going to be instantly popular (if not necessarily well-attended) in the LA market anyways, so there's not even any pressure.
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>>63080331 Because your coach was wasting time finding how to troll the opposing offensive line coach instead of gameplanning to win the fucking game.
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>>63080331 They haven't had a franchise QB since Jim Kelly (Bledsoe was washed up when he got there)
playing there probably gave him brain cancer
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>>63080346 Are you on suicide watch if they lose?
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>PHI:Chip: Sam is a good QB who is playing well
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Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>>63080404 Not very likely though, he's typically much more liable to get sacked half a dozen times than throw a couple INTs.
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>>63080359 Have you watched a Lions game? Lombardi called screens and quick passes all game, when Stafford ran the no huddle he called vertical plays (what they should be doing) the reason Lombardi was so bad was because he put the Lions in the exact opposite scheme they should be in.
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>>63080404 yeah i i could go on a date with Taylor Swift
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>>63080360 He's keeping it in check
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>>63080453 this
with how bad the center, rg and rt are playing Kap doesn't even have time to throw picks
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>>63080432 I'm pretty sure Riley Cooper is responsible for about half of Bradford's interceptions. He's such fucking garbage and would be cut from any other team, even the Ravens.
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>tfw bad at focusing and should be more productive >tfw no qt misa to guide and motivate me
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>>63080483 study with other people
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>>63080393 >The Country of EJ Tanne-ILL(HIRE MAN CAMPBELL) !!TgmOh68XbLR
>Steve Palazzolo @PFF_Steve 4h4 hours ago
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>>63080454 >Lombardi called screens and quick passes all game Vikes spent all game blitzing and the o-line couldn't block for shit. You want Stafford to take five step drops in those situations? You're fucking stupid if so.
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>>63080331 Bills GM should be thankful that Matt Cassel played like hot shit against the Giants or he'd look like an even bigger idiot
Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip !!0mP8bG9IvGw
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>>63080483 go bitch about it on /r9k/
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>>63080480 Cooper's success was because of Desean Jackson, which is why he was bad last year and worse this year.
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>>63080432 Mathews apparently tweaked his groin last night, but I'm with you. But it's 100% Duce Staley who is in control of the RB rotation
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Why hasnt Lovie been fired yet
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>"He caught, I don't know how many passes," Gilmore said via Matthew Fairburn of Syracuse.com . "He wasn't tough to guard. If you watch the film it will tell you that ... He's OK. He's an NFL receiver. Average." >Get bullied on 50/50 balls all game by a receiver that's tied for first in touchdowns >6 catches, 98 yards and a TD >"H-he's average fam" >The city, county, country, armed state, and sultanate of Buffalo, New York's DBs Anonymous
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>>63080519 Cause once again they are in the wrong scheme. Zone blocking is retarded. When they were in a man blocking scheme Stafford was bottom 3 in total amount of sacks. They all are experienced in a man blocking scheme. Thats why half the sacks are missed assignments where the defensive player is untouched.
Anonymous
Landry's Balls !!T+DDTNyWErK
>>63080508 Yeah, just off the top of my head those TD passes to Miller and Landry ended up being about 120 YAC right there
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>>63080483 blast from the past
the meme didn't get better with age though
>>63080550 I wonder what would happen if all the black coaches got fired for legitimate reasons in the same season, their teams interviewed Rooney Rule candidates for a replacement, and then hired someone clearly better in every case who happened to be white? Would the NFL start another big-case issue to try to "amend" the "problem" of not enough teams meeting a black coach quota? The league's track record in large decisions has been bad lately too, so if they made a big stink over it and lost that'd be interesting.
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>>63080571 >implying that's average Sneak Gone Mobile !zdSCKuM/gw
>>63080248 Because he didn't even do much in Green Bay. McCarthy called the plays and then Rodgers did all the work.
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>>63080630 He's a Golden Guy
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>>63080630 Blackman is a shitty superhero idea.
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
>>63080562 Who is that [bodily fluid] [female] ?
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>>63080570 Scheme has nothing to do with Stafford being unable to recognize a blitz and make the proper pre-snap read. He looked completely fucking lost.
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>>63080630 >nigger batman but he's suppose to stop crime...
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>>63080608 Holy shit that is bad
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
>>63080683 >russell wilson >black Tanne-ILL(HIRE MAN CAMPBELL) !!TgmOh68XbLR
>>63080583 you dont really need to go downfield to be successful look at brady.
>inb4 all the pats fans claiming he can go deep Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip !!0mP8bG9IvGw
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>Brandon LaFell wasn't immediately cut after yesterday's game
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>>63080698 he sure as hell isn't white
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>>63080702 balls deep on gisselle man face
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Imagine if there was an "ask zimmer" button in madden.
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>>63080681 Well yeah he was getting fucked up all game. I agree Stafford is terrible at sensing pressure but that doesnt change the fact that a horizontal passing game with a zone blocking scheme doesn't work when you have a gunslinger and Calvin Johnson. Im not trying to argue for Stafford Im just saying the Lions will only find offensive success in the vertical passing game, despite how bad Stafford or the Oline is.
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>>63080736 nah Cowboys fans just always disappear when their team isn't winning
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>>63080742 I forgot, how long was LaFell inactive?
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>the last time a dolphins team scored 40 points in a game was in 2003, 4 head coaches ago
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>>63080742 imagine if there wasnt just one player whom you could cut to eliminate the drops
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>>63080755 Stafford special: fooling the oline to not block you
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
The AFC South isn't bad, it has a though schedule.
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
Finally got around to finishing my 49-for-49ers Harbaugh tribute wallpaper with every win of his listed. Gold is playoffs, obviously.
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>>63080776 Not long enough
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>>63080786 >The AFC South isn't bad Landry's Balls !!T+DDTNyWErK
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>>63080702 Landry is Landry, Matthews and Miller have a chip on their shoulders from the Philbin era, Still and Parker have shown flashes..if Tannehill can manage effectively and the o-line continues to improve, they've got a chance, since it looks like all of their offensive weapons have been unleashed.
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>>63080508 >btfo the texans >beat titans week before >tannehilel good this shitposting
we'll see thursday that'll be an actual test for the phins
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>>63080639 I was worried you were ded because the packers had their bye this week ;_;
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>>63080768 like how cockroaches scatter when the lights come on.
>>63080799 the rust will shake off, give the nigga some time
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>>63080826 LaFell had a problem with drops in Carolina too. It's who he is.
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>>63080794 >beat every NFC team EXCEPT the Vikings SKOL
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>>63080817 >calling your own QB a game manager is shitposting Tanne-ILL(HIRE MAN CAMPBELL) !!TgmOh68XbLR
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>>63080817 what did I say that was so controversial?
tannehill has no time to even throw in the 3 games before the blow outs
PRlNCESS CADENCE !!vOq6+6vGuY4
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Where are all the Vikings fans coming from all of sudden? I mean, I love my team, but they're obviously not cracking 8-8 this season, if they even get there.
Anonymous
where were u when u heard news Lombardi is kill?
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>>63080794 Wow I didn't realize those Packers games were that close I thought the 49ers just facerolled them 4 times in a row.
Sneak Gone Mobile !zdSCKuM/gw
>>63080794 >Packers on there more than any other non-divisional team Anonymous
>>63080892 Mayhew is still the general manager. And even if he wasnt the Fords would just hire someone completely not qualified.
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>>63080153 w-whats an offence?
offense?
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>Announcers: "Why aren't the Lions throwing the ball to Calvin Johnson more?" >Stafford gets sacked on back-to-back plays with immediate pressure both times
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>>63080916 >Baltimore had four chances to draft their hometown boy >never did >drafted Breshad Perriman instead Anonymous
>>63080794 >Yod Jerk is a dumbshit He's not dumb. He's trying to get DeBartolo into the HoF
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>>63080904 Why are the fords such lousy owners? Do they just see the loins as another way to print money for their ungrateful twat rich grandkids or something?
The fords let Matt Millen be a GM so at this point a fucking infant child wouldn't be any different. They just need to sell the team, They just keep Ford Field/The loins to advertise their inferior automobiles.
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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>>63080975 >the Ravens have drafted one (1) (uno) (un) (ein) decent WR in 20 fucking years Anonymous
>>63080904 Fords should sell the team to Dan Gilbert tbh.
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Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
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>>63080897 The first one was the Alex Smith niners, had some moments but looked larger than the scoreline because it was Smith vs. Rodgers
The second one was the huge highlight reel play with Kaepernick rushing for a TD and giving birth to the bicep kiss. Outside of that, was still a pretty good game.
The third one had a lot of intensity and fouls iirc so it felt more impactful just to survive, there was also Clay Matthews delivering the late out-of-bounds hit on Kaep that people kept arguing over whether it was legit and/or dirty or not.
The last one was back and forth, literally one missed interception away from a different outcome.
All four games were hard fought and both teams were in it for most of the game, people just started assuming that the 49ers beating them was just a matter of course because there was often several kekworthy moments in it, usually on defense.
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>>63080742 Stop this >cut LaFell meme. He was out of practice for like 5 months, it's normal to be rusty. Besides, Edelman is one of the league leaders in dropped passes (I'm pretty sure he'll be #1 in that stat after yesterday). Should Bill cut him as well?
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>>63080899 Has there ever been a fan who hates >his team as much as Sneak Gone Smegma?
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>>63081024 They should sell them to the Meijer family
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>>63080996 >Do they just see the loins as another way to print money this tbh
This is why Millen was kept as the GM until the team began to get blacked out. The Lions started to lose out on the media revenue, so they made the change. And then they hired a Millen lackey.
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>>63080991 that's like saying that Peyton Manning should have been 2011 MVP because his team suddenly did that much worse without him. I don't buy it.
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>>63080996 I genuinely feel bad for you guys now. I prefer seeing you win over da burrs and cheeseheads every time.
Here's hoping you guys get better now that you've been swept.
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>>63081044 That was really weird
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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>>63081042 >out of practice for like 5 months Guys still take part in non-contact drills and receivers warm up by catching balls, we saw Dez doing it yesterday. Don't make excuses for him, his drop problem was why the Panthers didn't want him back either.
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>>63081042 >should bill cut him as well Considering that any WR on the Patriots is a Brady baby? Yes.
Edelman is Greg Jennings tier.
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>>63081068 This nigger needs to stop dancing so much at the LOS
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>>63081121 It's instinct when there's a defender in the backfield every time he takes the handoff
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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
I.E.Brah !!qHRGapYDamV
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>>63080205 Those Carr stats
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>Announcers fellate Adrian Peterson >Tiptoe around giving Greg Hardy praise
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Every cunt who booed Luck at home should have been kicked out of Lucas Oil and thrown into a fucking dumpster for good measure. This fanbase is so fucking dumb. I fucking hate living in Indy with these fat, no nothing assholes. These are the same faggots who seriously suggested starting Hasselbeck. Dude is injured. Blame Irsay. Blame Grigson. Fuck those cunts. Fuck this city. Fuck my fellow fans. They don't deserve to watch a guy like Luck play.
Flying Elvis (6-0) !!SwP2BSooiME
How are you representing your team today, /nfl/?
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>>63081209 i'd rob your faggot ass
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>Cooter was arrested in 2006 for DUI, but he was arrested again for a more serious – and bizarre – offense in 2009. According to WVLT in Knoxville, Tenn., Cooter was charged with aggravated burglary after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing into the window of her apartment and stripping down to his underwear. The woman called the police, who arrested Cooter, and he was released on a $10,000 bond the next day.
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>>63081157 Both are scum tbh.
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Question from a newfag still trying to learn the teams
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>>63081209 >dressing like a redneck in public Anonymous
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>>63081218 oh god I remember that, happened like 10 minutes from where I live lmao
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>>63081209 >representing your team >not moving to Boston or at least the NE area smh tbh fam
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>tfw you have a young future elite QB
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>>63081255 Think it has something to do with Buffalo Bill Cody.
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>>63081218 >Offensive Coordinator >coordinates offensive things it all checks out tbh
Flying Elvis (6-0) !!SwP2BSooiME
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>>63081217 >manlet canacuck doing anything ever Stfu, go riot or something fuccboi
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>>63081255 >Buffalo Buffaloes Would cheer for/10
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>>63081195 95% of football fans are just fairweather glory hounds. Just the look at the fucking Bungles. Dalton was getting booed at a charity event of all places and now they're all sucking his flaming ginger cock.
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>>63081277 he'd probably make for a better mascot than an animal hunted to extinction
PRlNCESS CADENCE !!vOq6+6vGuY4
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>>63081274 >tfw Garoppolo just needs to sit back and watch Crap.
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>>63081307 >animal hunted to extinction Actually very appropriate for the team though
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>>63081209 I have a steelers sticker on my car, anything more than that is cringeworthy tbh.
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
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>>63081255 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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>>63081209 only Eagles gear I have is jerseys and I don't really wear them out
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>>63081218 Good. We could use an alpha.
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LIONS FIRED LOMBARDI AND THE LINE COACHES
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>>63081350 >got caught >didn't even get his dick wet I don't think you know what alpha means
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
>>63081326 waving muh terrible towel is pretty cringey too
I remember a video posted here of a guy in what looks like a bedroom dressed head to toe in steelers shit, waving a towel, holding his index finger to the camera like he's in ISIS, and making no noise but looking like he'd be going "WOOOOO"
It was like a minute long of that shit
I hate you all
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>>63080550 Glazers don't perform coaching transitions mid-season. That said, Miami's recent success may persuade them to give it a shot this season.
Give it time. A few more horrible losses. I'm sure Lovie has them in him. Who knows. Bucs fans may ultimately end up thanking the Falcons for blowing them out again and getting Lovie out.
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>>63081218 >Jim Bob Cooter This may be the most based name in the nfl
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>>63081363 >not finding and stabbing him Anonymous
Europe here
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>>63080794 >fires a popular coach >people still buy nanners merch and attend games The fanbase is dumber than him
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>>63081360 >walk into a house through the window like you own the place >strip down and get in bed with the lady of the house >ayy I'm tired, we'll fuck in the AM >the police can't even handle me right now He'll fit in.
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>>63081363 You hate us cuz u ain't us
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>>63080205 >Tom Brady 80% 5,929 yards 60 TDs 5 INTs Anonymous
STANDARD BLOCKING SCHEMES AND SENSIBLE PLAYCALLING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>>63081403 so you're accusing us of NOT being fairweathers?
that's supposed to be... a bad thing?
Anonymous
Who's got the best 2015 rookie draft class so far?
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>>63081354 >game 1 bruise staffords ribs after a beat down >game 2 get 3 coaches fired and injure staff hand Any time fam
Flying Elvis (6-0) !!SwP2BSooiME
>>63081363 >woooo Holy kek
Dude find that shit
Anonymous
>>63081464 Ravens
In Ozzie we trust
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>>63081478 >don't draft Stefon Diggs >draft Breshad Perriman instead nah
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>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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>>63081476 I've tried dude, admittedly not too hard
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>>63081497 Perfect encapsulation of the toxins' season so far.
also how is Bill O'Brien not fired yet
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>>63081478 >No secondary >No receivers >Only good players are old and were drafted by other teams >1-5 FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
>>63081228 Fuck you.
Adrian never had a father.
And when he tries to be one no one does anything but berate him.
Why do white liberals hate niggers having a functional family unit?
Anonymous
>>63081391 group stage is just called the regular season.
Each season a division (group) plays 16 games, 8 home and 8 away. It's broken down like this:
6x games against divisional opponents (1 home/1 away)
4x games against another division in their conference
4x games against another division in the other conference
and 2 games that are created based on parity (basically two teams that are supposed to be of similar competitiveness as your team).
Anonymous
>>63081493 >drafting the best deep threat WR in the draft is a bad thing Just because he's injured right now doesn't mean it was a bad pick
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>>63081493 Nah fam spielman is just that good
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>>63081512 >o'brien is the problem >implying it's not rick smith Anonymous
>>63081520 >beat child >functional family unit I can't believe I'm replying to this bait, but it so stupid. Congrats on getting me to respond.
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Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
>>63081526 I'm no expert on this, but I'm pretty sure that post was just sarcasm, probably intended for bait. I wouldn't take it too seriously.
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
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>>63081530 >>63081391 Lol.
>>63081539 It's how he was raised.
And it fucking worked, he's a millionaire.
I cant believe I responded to that bait.
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>>63080205 >tfw Carr is actually baby ARod Anonymous
Another good day to be a Raiders fan.
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I never knew AP was such trash. Whips his kids and dips?
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>63081460 >not being a fairweather fan
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>>63081544 I thought he was being serious but just being a cheeky cunt at the same time
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>yfw a 6-10 team will host a playoff game
Sneak Gone Mobile !zdSCKuM/gw
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>>63081460 It's /sp/ logic. You can't win no matter what
Anonymous
>>63081544 Your autism is showing.
I think be was being totally serious, but simply showing his ignorance (or rather his lack of knowledge) of the game
Anonymous
>mfw the Raiders win the Superb Owl
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>>63081218 SO he is basically a real life Cooter Brown
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>>63081527 He's the next DHB m8
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
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>>63081563 >>63081601 looking forward to AC/DC next week
hope our guys are healthy
Anonymous
>>63080208 Is he still alive?
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>>63081444 trips confirm lions will be elite
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>>63081601 >mfw Steelers Raiders AFC Champions hip Anonymous
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>yfw you try to figure out what the fuck the lions offense is doing
Anonymous
>jets lose >expect typical lol jets from news and everyone laughing at us >media starts to "jets are a really good team on of the best in the league." >some pats fans atleast outside of sp are saying the jets gave the pats on hell of a fight and say they respect the new look jets >lose >get mostly praise
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Don't really watch NFL but I watch the Vikes when I can and I was wondering if Memewater has a weird throwing motion. It doesn't look right to me.
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>>63081622 His last upload was 16 hours ago so I think it's a safe bet to say yes
Anonymous
So should the Dolphins keep the guy they have right now as the New HC? I mean sure its only a couple game sample size, but I think it could work.
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
>>63081641 I think it's Todd Bowles
it's really hard to hate todd bowles, hardworking guy that just wants to make the jets a good team.
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>>63081643 Some QBs have weird throwing motions. Rivers and Stafford stand out to me in particular.
Anonymous
Post teams that will easily win their division
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Anonymous
So, what happened to all the media smart guys who proclaimed JJ Watt the real MVP and the best player in the league in the pre season?
Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
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>>63081589 doubt it.
>>63081568 is a lot more likely, I could buy that. after all, only a german could appreciate german humor.
just in case of actual serious:
>>63081391 there's too many teams and too much time between games for everyone to play everyone else home and away like in soccer, so they just play part of the league. this means the only fair way to determine the champion is through a single-elimination tournament at the end of the season called the playoffs. in order for every team to have an equal shot at earning a playoff spot, the schedule is divided up into 8 divisions of 4 teams each, and separated into two 16-team conferences. you play 12 out of 16 games against your conference, but most of those are just one game per opponent. since winning your division means a lot for an automatic playoff spot, they make you play the other 3 teams twice each, home and away, and those are the only teams you play twice per season. the winner of the division is still decided by TOTAL win record (and some tiebreakers) not just divisional record, though. this all adds up to 16 games per team in the regular season, there is no such thing as a "group stage". there's also 4 extra teams that don't win any of the 8 divisions that can make it into the playoffs just by having a good win record, those are called Wild Cards, so the playoffs has 12 teams total.
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>>63081665 i guess
hes the anti rex which is what we really needed and glad we have
Anonymous
>>63081643 Could be a rushed motion due to constantly running for his life to escape being crushed
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
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>>63081698 mvp no
he was the best player at his position LAST season but he hasn't played at nearly the same level this year
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>>63081641 Because of the team you lost to. For all the hate Patriots get people usually consider just putting up a good fight against them as a success
Gaylord !uHVxyR79vg
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>>63081643 He does, it's like this weird sidearm thing, kind of bothers me
Tannehill is kind of similar
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>>63081715 Seems to be working since Vikes are a lock in for NFC North.
Anonymous
>mfw there is a WR named Lucky Whitehead
Anonymous
>>63080745 Well he sure as hell isn't black, is he?
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>>63081766 >greater than 1% black = black i want this meme here to end
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
Obama is literally a white guy.
8-8's and Heartbreak, Gone Mobile !!02aiZL3Fjv9
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>>63080352 He would need 4 picks a week
If every team was the cards it'd be possible
Anonymous
>>63080794 As much as I love Harbaugh, he fell victim to his own success.
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>>63081665 Pats fan here
I mean, clearly BB was the superior coach, its obvious that no one comes even close to matching him
But good lord does Bowles show potential. The jets are well disciplined, hard-nosed, and most of all, smart. I mean, there was a blitz that you guys ran at the end of the first half where we tried to do a 3 receiver bunch to the right and fake that into a fade on the left by James White, and the blitz was just executed perfectly and Brady, who is one of the best when it comes to countering a blitz, had no idea it was coming.
Theres a lot to be happy about with Bowles. As a pats fan, i feel very threatened.
Anonymous
>mfw healthy wide receivers
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Cooter? I barely know er!
Anonymous
282th for peypey going elite mode vs packers
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>>63081806 4 INTs confirmed
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>>63081766 Nah.. not really.
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Here's this weeks webm compilation of Matthew Stafford getting killed by the Vikings' defense
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>>63081780 Pretty much.. yes, I would have to agree with that statement.
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Scarletism !!vxzntjVvSGr
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>>63081784 I don't think it was the success they had a problem with. Rather, they didn't like that he was passionate to the point of intensity, and confident to the point of arrogance. On its own I supposed passion and confidence are good, but apparently he didn't have ENOUGH success to make the rest of it tolerable. I remember reading about one time York tried watching a team meeting and Harbaugh said "sorry, only men allowed". That kind of atmosphere constantly for 4 years gets real grating between two guys with huge egos, and York's is apparently comparable to Harbaugh's. That's where the ultimatum we heard about during last offseason came from, either win the Super Bowl or you're gone. Winning "only" enough to get to NFCCGs is enough for some teams to let some bullshit slide, but not fucking Yod Jerk.
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>ever employing somebody from the Bill Belichick coaching tree
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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>>63081877 they will look up and shout "Save us peypey!"... and he'll whisper
"no."
Anonymous
So seriously though,
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
>>63080428 I had 0 expectation for this year honestly, I thought we were going to be shit I just talk a lot of shit in the offseason for memes
really hope we can hold on and win the superb owl
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
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>>63081909 1
You sell the Team to Exxon and they buy back the Oilers history from the Adams.
The new Houston Oilers are just a marketing tool like the current Lions.
Anonymous
>>63081877 HOW FLUID CAN ONE QB BE?
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63081909 Texans are tanking to get Hackenberg
Anonymous
>>63081909 Depends on if they can actually commit to a rebuild without pretending they're going to win any time soon. There's teams that deny they're in a full rebuild, so they hire meme staff instead of the guys they should, in order to at least put up a fighting effort. There's other teams that delude themselves too early into thinking the rebuild is over now so let's go full HAM, only to have it blow up in their face. There's even teams who fold to outside fan/media pressure and clean house mid-rebuild in order to be more trendy, causing the rebuild to fail and the team to be even worse.
If you can hire the right guys and stick to the plan for the entire time it takes, you could possibly be an AFC contender in 3-4 years. That hardly ever happens though, shit teams are shit because they keep on doing shitty things over and over.
Anonymous
>>63081951 fluid as a soggy noodle (arm)
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>>63081935 >I had 0 expectation this year honestly >thought we were going to be shit I just talk a lot of shit in the offseason for memes >all of those predictions that the owl would be Lions vs Broncos were totally just a ruse guys!!!!1!!!one!one11!! >JUST A RUSE >JUST A JOKE LMAO >TROLLED FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ONE THE OF THE MOST INSIPID TRIPSHTIS ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO THE DISCUSSION YOU COPY AND/OR STEAL MEMES AND RUIN THEM I SWEAR THE BRONCOS FANBASE IS ALMOST AS BAD AS CHEFS SHITS EXCLUSIVELY BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKING
KILL
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THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE CEASED AND YOUR GENE POOL KILLED
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>>63081962 they dont need to tank
they to draft late round QBs until they find a Brady and replace BoB with somebody who doesn't completely suck ass and draft a bigass TE to let their QB toss it up to
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>>63081909 I know that literally everyone shits on RG3, but could he actually be more productive on the Texans?
or just anywhere that isn't Washington
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
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>>63081996 I wish I knew nothing about foosball so I could make people this mad.
Good thing I am top tripfag on power rankings.
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
>>63081909 just follow the raiders example and draft BPA with mack, carr, and cooper while also not spending jack shit.
I dont know why anyone expected the texans to be good this year without a qb.
Anonymous
I'm a niners fan still, but is it a good time to jump on the raiders bandwagon? I feel like if I wait too long it will seem weird, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to eventually.
Anonymous
>Aaron Rodgers hasn't won a road game against a team with a winning record in three years >Pucker "fans" think they have a chance against our D
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>>63082017 is that the third baseman for the cubs?
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>>63082024 Probably because they went over .500 last year without one
Anonymous
>>63082024 They had an ok season last year without one.
Texans probably do have one of the worst qbs in the league
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When will Mike Mccoy get fired, fam
Anonymous
What happens if the ball is snapped over the QB and out of the back of the endzone without any player touching it?
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>>63081996 Broncos fan base is literally three people. Ive been samefagging to make it look like there are lots of canadians following them.
It's a top tier fanbase though who just loved peyton
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63081996 calm yer autism
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
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>>63082091 im srs dont bully
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>>63081641 especially since last year's 4-12 jets only lost both pats games by 1 point
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>>63082024 I still laugh about texans passing on carr in the 2nd round, that pretty much proved to me that the franchise is run by morons.
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>>63082019 >they dont need to tank No they don't, and neither does any other team ever because it's a terrible idea that does more harm than good. Trading up in the draft is a less bad idea, but also still generally a bad idea.
Just don't give up on continuing to build talent around solid coaches and trainers consistently, and the wins will come in time. It's actually really simple, but that's why it's hard to do.
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
>>63082063 >>63082069 they had a 9-7 record because their defensive player had one of the best seasons ever possible along with feasting on wins from an easy schedule fueled by four games with the titans and jags.
you can not have sustained success without at least mid level quarterback play.
as a jets fan i know this very well.
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
>>63082112 That was proven when they took Carr the first pick.
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>that one brown tooth Flacco has
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>>63081664 If they can beat, or at least put up a fight against the pats, I'll start drinking the kool aid
Anonymous
>mfw I just noticed that the Vikings and Jests are 4-2 >mfw the Raiders aren't that bad >mfw Baltimore is shit >mfw Seattle is shit >mfw Indy is shit
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>>63082127 Carr was the best QB to build a team around in 2001 though, they just forgot he needed an oline
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>>63082112 Can you blame them passing on a Carr, man?
Anonymous
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>>63082169 Lions or Ravens
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Sweden's Lone Falcon !!uPK/xHwMEBy
Anonymous
Can we stop and talk about how Houston legitemely drafted a bust because he made one cool play?
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>>63082166 2002 draft I mean
>>63082167 No one with a brain blames Carr for those shitty years though
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>>63082155 Cyclical league m8.
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>>63082186 Nah.
Clowney was more than one play. Only casuals jumped on after that. He had the 1 pick hype way before then.
He was the top player coming out of hs his year.
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>>63082123 I know this
I was just telling you why people thought they were going to be good
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
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>>63082166 It's not like they thought they had an O-line.
They just did it anyways to "Have a face of the team".
Drafting as a marketing strategy is fucking horrible.
Could've picked someone up in the expansion draft, still sucked and picked up a QB later(Who wasn't already killed by your lack of O-Line).
Anonymous
Look at this crisp route running and tell me he's not ROTY
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63082185 great white hope
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>>63082185 >he can dominate a literal who manlet RB pass protector E L I T E
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Jacksonville Faguars !9X.uxNJzR6
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>>63081740 I thought the Swedes hated anything white.
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>>63082155 Better than yuroball, honestly. The top 6-7 teams are usually predictable in some order.
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MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63082216 he's not, it is Cooper or Gurley
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>>63081795 >Green Bay >Being Healthy >Ever Americanon
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Sneak Gone Mobile !zdSCKuM/gw
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>>63082042 Y-yeah who would think that hahaha...
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>>63082216 >that horrible over throw when he's that wide open bridgewater is such a shit
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>>63082216 my god mathis reacted slowly
Americanon
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>>63082285 Accidentally got rid of the quote. Whoops.
>>63082037 >>63082285 Anonymous
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>>63082042 >mfw people unironically believe the Broncos will lose on sunday Anonymous
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>>63081218 The bed story sounds like he was cucking someone's wife and then the guy found out and was guillible enough to believe the story and wife got him to call the cops
Flying Elvis (6-0) !!SwP2BSooiME
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>>63081795 Jordy Nelson is playing?
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>>63082216 >tfw Mathis finally broke down Anonymous
If your QB doesn't have mad hops and sick skills get thew fuck outta my face
Anonymous
>>63082222 he's a Jared Allen/JJ Watt hybrid tbh
plays smart and isn't a bullrushing nigtard like Clowney
Anonymous
who else here /needahalloweencostumeidea/ ?
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
>>63082042 >Aaron Rodgers hasn't won a road game against a team with a winning record in three years is this serious
jej perfect time for us to bunco it up and get BTFO at home
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>>63082042 We should spam this at e!spn twitter after their bs circlejerk muh home ints
Anonymous
MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63082402 is a nigga that smokes a shitton of weed tho
Anonymous
>>63082412 i'm going as a happy person
Anonymous
>>63082216 The corner was a retard and over pursued while having #32 on path to defend the route he jumped
Shit corner play not elite route running
Anonymous
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>>63082412 bruce jenner in a dress is a pretty good one
Anonymous
>>63082436 I don't think I can pull that off
Anonymous
why is ray lewis still allowed on tv?
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>>63082042 he was hurt for half of the 2013 season
and he beat plenty of teams on the road who went 8-8, which, if he had lost to, would be "winning"
it's kind of an arbitrary set of constraints
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>>63082486 Why are Mike irvin and Cris Carter still allowed on TV?
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Justin Tucker has a little wigger in him
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>>63082421 They're 1-3 in their last 4 road games against teams with a winning record.
R12 /agony4laremy/ !!oMW/OIIx4OL
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>>63080094 >come back from work >the world is still a dark and terrible place and the only light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train yep pretty ded
Anonymous
>>63082155 Raiders have been biding their time, just getting a bunch of hidden gems
Like, who the fuck rated Derek Carr before this season? Now he's throwing fire lowkey.
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>>63080189 http://www.nfl.com/videos/oakland-raiders/0ap3000000565706/Amari-Cooper-highlights Considering Cooper already has his ball security under control and just did a checklist of every hard catch possible last game. It's matter of seeing if either of them burn out next year. Regardless Cooper is on top for now.
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>>63082461 the way mathis just stopped made it seem like he thought quin was supposed to be deep, but the other saftey was already on that side in front of him. idek wtf is going on with the loins there
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
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Who doesn't love Justin Tucker
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>>63082539 Carr's potential was very evident last season
bucmeholdme !zlovemeW3E
>>63082485 it can be difficult but i believe in you
why wouldn't you be able to do it anon
Anonymous
>>63082539 He would have been a top 5 pick if his brother didn't exist I think, which is kind of stupid when you think about it. His only knock before the draft was the team he played for and having happy feet, everything else he was top tier at.
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>>63080996 Honest answer here
The ford family never cared about football
They can buy the NFL and have it fall within 10 years and still be rich enough to make another NFL organization. The original owner of the lions loved them , he loved football but sold the franchise to ford who bought it because they wanted to
As of right now the lions have only won one playoff game since ford bought them back in the 60s
I wish someone called them and told them to buy superbowls for us because I grew up in ann harbor, everyone is michigan loves our state teams but the depressing thing is despite college football and baseball being out two most popular sport statewide , lions are always going to be that special kid we love but at the same time wish it wasn't here.
Anonymous
>>63082604 David was good
he just got absolutely massacred at a mess of a startup franchise in his first few seasons
literally the worst case scenario for a rookie that probably gave him some mental disorder
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David Carr and Tim Couch both had the "new franchise drafts a qb first" situation.
Anonymous
>>63082635 tim couch syndrome. calling those guys busts isn't really that fair. they weren't selfish-clowns like jawalrus or ryan leaf or talentless hacks like brady quinn or blaine gabbert
Anonymous
Reminder that David Carr has a Super Bowl ring on his resume
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>ravens snitch to the colts about "deflated footballs" >colts snitch to the NFL about "deflated footballs" >neither can prove it >ruin tom bradys offseason because of it >both colts and ravens have losing records >patriots and brady on pace to break every passing record
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>>63082697 he was a back up ya dope
Chip Kelly's Big Balls !Xce2YpQtEA
>draft DT and Alshon Jeffrey at WR in /sp/ league >have best receiving week of the season when they're on bye and get 25 combined points from Rishard Matthews and Michael Crabtree.
Anonymous
>>63082603 i hate halloween tbh. As an adult it's just drinking plus a bunch of pressure to have a cool costume and have a ton of fun. I know, I know, all the girls will be dressed as sluts, but I'm not going to get any of them so what's the point in going out? I'll just get mad or depressed.
Anonymous
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>Only 9 teams have winning records
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>>63082727 He was a patriots fan irc
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>>63082673 they were just sacrificial lambs
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>>63082721 >mfw I'm jacked and love halloween because I get to wear flattering costumes and chat up half naked women all night bucmeholdme !zlovemeW3E
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>>63082721 therein lies the essence of the happy person costume
for one night you're not allowed to hate yourself and be sad
Anonymous
>>63082709 >tfw real team is in shambles all the while Chip Kelly's Big Balls !Xce2YpQtEA
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>>63082412 Going with a pal as Han Solo and Chewie.
>>63082727 Patriots fan. But this stupid, drunken murder was cast aside irresponsibly when one Giants fan got punched out by an Eagles fan, as if a punch trumps murder.
bucmeholdme !zlovemeW3E
R12 !!oMW/OIIx4OL
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>>63082412 i am sufficiently scraggly enough to cosplay envy from FMA for some reason, i guess i'll go with that
Chip Kelly's Big Balls !Xce2YpQtEA
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>>63082762 >tfw costume makes my bulge look awesome and I'll have no problem picking up girls at the bar. >>63082786 It should legally be fraud to call that a receiving corps.
Anonymous
post >yfw you remember the texans passed on carr
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bucmeholdme !zlovemeW3E
>>63082721 but really if it's inevitable that you're going to end up depressed and hating yourself maybe you can go as bojack horseman
then you can at least pretend that your despondency is just part of the costume
Anonymous
>>63082923 i would go as bojack horseman if that weren't too elaborate tbh. All the other shows I like the costume would just be a nigga in a suit.
Anonymous
who is your most hated team /nfl/?>Carr >bortles >the wop >even bridgewater
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>>63082852 Thanks for an elite franchise QB for the next two decades Texas
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>>63082964 Broncos.
Fuck Peyton.
Anonymous
>>63082964 The Colts for ruining the NFL and having the worst owner in the NFL.
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With the help of the magical Cooter, Stafford will surely ascend into elitedom.
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>>63082872 going for 9-7 tbh.
I.E.Brah !!qHRGapYDamV
>>63082216 >LMAO That throw. Bridgewater a Shit Anonymous
As a person that likes looking up what Super bowl and other sports championship rings. I have to say Peyton's AFC champ ring with the broncos is better designed than some of the last few SB rings. Yes in the NFL you get AFC or NFC champ rings too.
bucmeholdme !zlovemeW3E
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>>63082961 just buy a horse head mask and a think jacket
Anonymous
Hows your NFL season going so far this year?>Patriots undefeated >my #2 team the rams are looking to have a VERY bright future with Gurley already looking like a top 5 HB >colts look absolutely horrible, just lost the easiest game they will have in a 4 game stretch >ravens are literally destroyed >brady on pace to break every record >peypey on pace to blow it in the playoffs again this year
Anonymous
>>63082964 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8WW6dsGmk >bill obrien everyone These are the kind of idiots that are making millions off this league
Anonymous
>>63083038 You're probably a memer but the colts are the reason why CBs can't touch WRs anymore and the reason why every penalty is considered cheating now. They are the only team that actually uses participation banner (like some peewee football shit).
The colts are objectively the most harmful team to the NFL
I.E.Brah !!qHRGapYDamV
>>63082852 >They passed on Carr not once but twice. 1st and Second round Anonymous
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>>63083055 >both young players >have only played three actual games together >timing on deep routes isn't already 100% perfect What a bust, right?
Anonymous
>>63083099 >tfw I've been considering becoming a coach >have no idea how to start I honestly think I could do a better job than many of the coaches in the NFL, but I don't think I could reach players as well because I'm not a big burly man.
I'd probably be better off in an ernie adams role tbh
Anonymous
>>63083171 did you play? just try coaching your old highschool as an assistant.
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>>63083217 I played for a few years until I had to stop, but I live in a different state now so that's not really an option
Anonymous
>>63083121 Nah pretty sure Pats and Colts together have made the NFL a touch football league. Can't even touch Brady without him throwing a bitchfit.
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>>63083099 >how to shit on both qb's and sound like a 17 year old girl Anonymous
>>63083087 >played like trash against one of the NFL's worst teams in week 1 >played like champs against some pretty garbage teams >at least looked like a good team in Denver Cautiously optimistic tbh
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>>63083130 They'd be a laughing stock if they picked Carr with the first over all again, even if he might have been worth it in hindsight. Not picking him in the 2nd round is pretty fucking stupid though, he was by far the best available pick at their most needed position and would have been considered a steal.
Anonymous
>>63083306 The Pack defense is going to have their way with Vikings oline
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>>63083292 Are you joking? The Patriots had the most physical defense in the league before the colts complained for an entire season about it.
Then Irsay joined the rules committee and made it so CBs couldn't touch WRs.
Or are you talking about the Carson Palmer rule? The rule that did literally nothing to stop him from being injured every other year?
Yeah Brady asks for a flag any time he gets hit, just like every WR calls for a flag any time he doesn't catch a ball. It's part of the game now because the Colts made it part of the game you underage cuck
Anonymous
>>63083292 >cant even touch brady without him throwing a bitchfit FIND ME ONE FUCKING CASE WHERE THIS HAS HAPPENED.
god i hate idiots like you
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>>63083366 Bills play in canada sometimes
Anonymous
>>63083354 a-at least Matt Kalil stopped being total shit
Anonymous
>>63083364 not him but, I haven't seen it in a couple of years but that use to be the case.
Anonymous
>>63083292 Colts have actively campaigned to have the rules changed to be more passer friendly, the Patriots haven't.
Flying Elvis (6-0) !!SwP2BSooiME
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>>63083411 Bill Polian is such a fucking cunt. Fuck him and fuck the Colts.
Anonymous
>>63083130 >mfw the player they selected in the 2nd round is a benchwarmer Anonymous
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>>63083070 2nd place is first loser
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>>63083411 Peyton and Polian complaining to the league ruined the NFL. I haven't respected him since that offseason. The Colts deserve to lose to the Patriots as much as they do. They deserve Luck's career flat lining.
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>Jags could legitimately win the division at 6-10
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>>63083406 I remember in '09 when he came back from knee surgery he'd get pissed at low hits. But in general he takes hits like anyone else.
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>>63083364 http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000456147/article/tom-brady-yells-at-official-after-sack now be sure not to read the article and get proved wrong like the insufferable faggot that you are. get fucked patsfaggot.
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Landry>>> Odell Beckham Jr
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>>63083559 if 7-9 guarantees a wild card win, does 6-10 mean they'll make it to the CCG?
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>>63083481 H-he started 1 game though!
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>>63083569 He was yelling at the ref telling him the ravens player poked him in the eye while the ravens were denying it.
He looked like this right after the game, I think it's pretty reasonable reason to complain to the refs. I mean I think QBs need their eyes during football games
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>>63083569 >>63083569 >complaining about hits >article is specifically not that Did you even read it you fucking retarded inbred?
FUCK THE COLTS !s0bf0qFlsg
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>>63083615 He's not young enough for that call.
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>>63083569 >“I respect Tom Brady because when Tom Brady gets hit, he gets up and says, ‘Good job, good hit. He gets back in the huddle and handles his own, like a man. You have guys crying when they get hit like, ‘Oh, Suggs, Suggs hit me.'” Anonymous
Will andrew cuck have the balls to tell the colts to fuck off, and go to a respectable team like the browns?
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>>63083724 >yfw Broncos steal another Colt QB Anonymous
>>63081274 They had a rough start, but it seems like every lose they are finally learning from it.
If we don't get refballed as much, we get one more great receiver and get our defense's shit together (especially our secondary since Woodson is single handedly keeping everything from falling apart, and he's only got 1 or 2 years left) and none of our star players implode, we're going to be Superb Owl contenders.
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>>63083724 >respectable >browns Anonymous
>>63083759 they have a good oline, there's no need for excuses or doubt.
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>>63083364 He just goes to the refs to demand a flag and most of the time he gets it. You see him throw a massive bitch fit when he doesn't get his way. Like when the Panthers stopped him at the goal line and he cried about phantom holding.
>>63083411 To be fair, the Patriots just ignore rules to cheat as opposed to manipulate the system through lobbying.
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>>63083799 I thought they did today
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>>63083724 >owned by a criminal >respectable Anonymous
>>63083402 He just shared it to the rest of the line ;_;
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>>63083843 No shit, offensively they're in great shape, they just need a #3 receiver and probably someone to replace crabtree down the road. The O-line was the reason Carr didn't get destroyed like his brother did and the one bright spot outside of Carr last year.
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Anyone in here? Rather post in here than the game thread because that shit moves too fast
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>>63083894 you don't become a billionaire without stepping on some toe bitchboy.
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>>63083948 Yes, thanks for reminding me that the game started
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>>63083879 To be fair they only ignored one rule and got caught, the Colts changes have benefited them for over a decade
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>>63080232 coopers QB in that game was a backup due to Carr getting hurt.
cooper is better, and carr is better than bridgewater.
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>>63083896 >Sully hurt >Loadholt hurt >Fusco playing on the left side Sad to think the line could be good if not for injuries and shit depth
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>>63082997 How did the Colts ruin the NFL? Not trolling, I just don't know.
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>>63083879 If Brady gets a flag whenever he demands it why doesn't he just demand a flag every play?
Seems like a fool proof way to march down the field
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>>63084049 You should read the reply chain that followed that comment
tldr: they are the reason CBs aren't allowed to touch WRs anymore
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>>63080055 >PHI:Jason Peters expected to be fine for Week 9 awww yiss
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>>63083589 I'd like to see Landry make this catch
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hahaha we're going to get fucking rolled
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>>63084049 Bill Polian got tired of his team getting BTFO by Ty Law and other Patriot defensive backs so he bitch and moaned and turned the league into the arena league shit that it is today
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>>63084140 >one of the players that gets custom cutters >these are just normal over the counter cutters If I could jump that high I think I could make that catch with his gloves tbh
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RAVENS JUST CALLED OUT FOR BEING SNITCHES
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>>63084298 >losing to the 2015 49ers Anonymous
>>63084298 Top kek
Speaking of whining in the offseason
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>>63084208 >rubber college ball Dynasty !onftRaZ/0k
>>63084298 can't even cheat right
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>>63084298 If Karma is real why are the pats undefeated?
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>>63084469 Because haters did everything they could to lie and try and snitch on the patriots all offseason. They tried to ruin the patriots offseason and take away their GOAT QB for the first 4 games for literally no reason.
Now its coming back to those teams who were to blame, mostly the ravens and colts.
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>>63084140 Landry has better feet and hardly an less catching ability, also isn't a cry baby like beckham
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>>63084469 Because they did nothing wrong
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Larry Fitzgerald has a nice butt. No homo.
Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip !!0mP8bG9IvGw
>>63084298 >>63084413 >>63084460 You guys are retarted. The Ravens player clearly reported in as a receiver but the ref must have been daydreaming
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>>63084516 >the city of toxins tackling Anonymous
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>>63084543 Facts of the case suggest no wrong doing by the Patriots
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Just traded Todd Gurley and $20 for Mile Evans, TJ Yeldon, and a bunch of nudes of hot teens in my area
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>>63084469 because people misunderstand what karma is. karma isn't just desserts. it's kind of like filling your role as best as possible. if Pats are meant to be the scourge of league, their karma is perfect
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>>63084599 >but the ref must have been daydreaming It's called karma tbh
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>>63084610 That was probably the worst tackling from that week besides the Browns on Gurley's 2nd TD run.
