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Reasons why kobe is better than Leavron
1) scored 81 points
2) hotter wife
3) owns a helicopter
4) has a big dick that makes hotel workers bleed
5) more rings (5)
6) 24 playoff wins vs 50+ win playoff teams
7) Better looking
8) not a ring chaser
9) never got cockblocked by a solid 5 during the Olympics
10) never said he was the best player in the world and then proceeded to get btfo in the finals
11) never traded wiggins for klove
12) never ran into a camera on purpose for refball purposes
13) fucked tyra banks and brandy
14) jumped over a car
15) Led the league in scoring (over Lebron) at age 36 before getting injured
16) gifted Lebron a gold medal after Lebron could only manage 2 bronze
17) speaks 6 languages
18) has a father
19) mom is not a crackhead
20) admitted to all his mistakes and never blamed his teammates(see rio in miami)
21) never got blocked by a 5'7 manlet.
22) never allowed his mom's douche rapper bf milk him for his fame and money.
23) never been carried to the locker room for cramps
24) tore his achilles, got fouled, shot both freethrows and walked off the court.
