1. Each team has a week to fortify their half of the field. They get shovels and basic construction equipment to build trenches/traps/etc.
2. Animals are released onto the field gladiator style
3. Hockey style substitutions
4. The ball explodes randomly
5. Proper cock stoppages
6. Add two more balls
7. Proper Stadia with retractable roofs
8. Include Diving Judges from the olympics. Best dive of the match is the first tiebreaker in case of a 0-0, 1-1 tie.
9. Forced drug injections. 10 Players must take HGH/steroids/Amphetamines before the games. 1 Player must take LSD
10. Players are hooked up to electroshock with the other team controlling the shocks. You get 5 High level shocks per match and 10 normal shocks
11. Players are allowed to tackle the person closest to the ball
12. Goal Line technology
13. Sexy Cheerleaders
14. a voting system for your favorite set up a week before the match american idol style
15. Land Mines
16. Players must take a shot of alcohol when they fall down/trip/dive

9001. play it how it is played now
90001. Advertisement breaks
900001. Americans stop trying to talk about it.