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Official UPDATED and nearing COMPREHENSIVE Cool Jew Power Rankings

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1. Beastie Boys
2. Mel Brooks
3. Jesus
4. Hebrew Hammer- the fictitious character from the Hannukah movies. Ryan Braun was moved down due to cheating and herpes
5. Matisyahu
6. Alison Brie
7. Boris Volynov - First jewish cosmonaut
8. The guy from fiddler on the roof
9. Sammy Davis Jr.
10. Bar Raefeli
11. Helen Keller for chilling in that attic
12. Larry David
13. Jason Alexander
14. Moshe Dayan - has a fucking eye patch. that is cool
15. The Fonz
16. The Bielski Brothers (see the movie Defiance)
17. Harrison Ford - He is a quarter jewish, not too shabby
18. Zordon
19. The Bear Jew
20. Aesop Rock
21. Amare Stoudemire
22. Michelle Trachtenberg
23. Bill Nye The Science Guy
24. Jeff Goldblum
25. Bill Goldberg
26. My Family's Lawyer
27. Scarlett Johansson
28. Mila Kunis
29. Mel Blanc
28. Elders of Zion
30. Jonas Salk
31. Jerry Stiller

41. Natalie Portman
42. Uri Avneri
43. Isaac Asimov - the shitty adaptation of I,Robot wasnt his fault
44. Leonard Nimoy
45. Ben Stiller
46. Isla Fisher
47. poster >>8980737
48. Emmy Rossum
49. Sandy Koufax
50. Audrey Hepburn
51. Ron Jeremy
52. Einstein
53. Matt Stone
54. Brooke Burke
55. Moses
56. The 3 Stooges
57. Lenny Kravitz
58. Henry Heimlich ANOTHER LIFESAVER YOU GUYS FORGOT. poster >>17858086 be killin it.