DAILY REMINDER THAT STAN MUSIAL AND OSCAR TAVERES ARE CURRENTLY BURNING IN HELL

DAILY REMINDER THAT YOUR ONLY KNOWN FORM OF "CULTURE" IS A GIANT SHINY HALF OF A MCDONALDS SIGN

DAILY REMINDER THAT YOU LOST TO THE FUCKING CUBS IN A PLAYOFF SERIES UNIRONICALLY

>TARDINALS
>METHINALS
>SHIT LOUIS
>BTFO

PICK ALL FUCKING FOUR

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHO THE REDS WILL BECOME CO CHAMPS WITH THIS SEASON

CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH SAINT LOUIS INEVITABLY CHIMP OUT AND BURN DOWN THEIR OWN CITY FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK

>TARDINALS