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>2014: Brazil
You're 20, your life isn't that great but you're still young and have a lot of years in front of you. You spend your days having fun on /sp/. This world cup was spectacular and Germany wins it.

>2018: Russia
You're 24. You have a job but it is soul crushing. You have some friends you see from time to time but you don't really care about them. On top of that this world cup is boring. Germany wins again.

>2022: Qatar
You're 28. Your job is more or less the same. You found a sweet girlfriend in 2019 and you were truly happy with her. You were sure you would marry her but she recently broke up with you. This world cup is surprisingly enjoyable and makes you forget about that a bit. But you tend to feel a bit out of place on /sp/ and don't spend a lot of time there. Qatar didn't score a goal despite refball and a terrible group. Argentina wins the final on a late Messi goal against Netherlands.

>2026: USA/Mexico
You're 32. 4chan was shut down in 2024. You visited some copy boards but they're bad. Your parents are quite old now and feel really sad about you, since you're alone and have an uninteresting job. You only had bad short relationships with 2 mediocre girls since last wc. Video review is finally allowed for goals. USA and Mexico are both eliminated in the first round which made Americans glad they didn't care. Spain gets this one.

>2030: UK
You're 36. You finally settled down and married this 4.5 girl. You start to look old yourself. You found another job you like a bit more but it pays a bit less. UK is a united team but loses in semis against Argentina. France wins the final 2-1 on an header from their only white player.

>2034: Australia
You're 40. You're the father of a 2 years old boy. This world cup is great and you find your life ok during that time. Germany wins once more, against a remarkable Australian team.