>>63114806Then reinjure it in garbage time, have Gisele finally leave him, the NFL's deflategate appeal is upheld, and have another bomber blow up part of Boston. Belichick suffers a massive heart attack, Robert Kraft is indicted on trumped up tax evasion charges, Donald Trump loses the presidential election, and new CBA terms allows Goodell to suspend the Patriots franchise when they're caught cheating again.
And then Brady is raped. Repeatedly. By Kimbo Slice.