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lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>yfw Analheim gets the 1st overall pick and drafts the next Teemu
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Ryan Miller is such a weird guy. I love him so much.
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canuck + leafs broship.
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who /5thline/ here
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>best team in hockey
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>Mon5rea1 >9-1
re: habs @ nucks
literally shitty bounces - the game
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>>63119487 It's all falling into place
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>9-1 >other teams are still nowhere near this record
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>>63119511 >lost 5-1 looks more like the habs are just a shit meme team tbh
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lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>63119495 >laffs so eternally cucked they bandwagon a different team each night This is actually worse than wearing paper bags over your heads
>>63119580 >5-1 >9-1 Anonymous
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>>63119580 Habs wouldn't even be .500 if they were in the West lel
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>>63119641 >lose to one team >all of a sudden deserve to be called complete trash >implying 9 wins in a row is variance >implying 1 loss isn't variance like come on dude
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>>63119641 the west is absolute dogshit this year
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>>63119691 reddit ass faggot
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>>63119691 >Leastern Conference Anonymous
Seeing as we are memeing>americaitlyns
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>>63119764 I'm sorry how does that even make sense
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>>63119764 >lose argument >call reddit wew
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>>63119794 >tfw you will never be a degenerate Americaitlyn Anonymous
>>63119691 >using stats like this anon said
>>63119764 back to fucking reddit
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is replacing words with reddit a new meme
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>>63119885 not even stats just fucking win loss
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>>63119927 Go reddit yourself, faggot
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>>63119936 your mom won my dick and lost her virginity on the same night
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sure is reddit in here
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>it was 3-0 >9-1 >in the same night
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>>63120026 go away obsessed chink
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>9-1 >it was 3-0
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>Analslime Mighty Cucks
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>the district of Ryan Kesler
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>>63120331 >>63120195 >the GWG that broke Montreal's dreams of making history was scored by Luca Sbisa >who Anaheim traded to Vancouver >in order to obtain the broken corpse formerly known as Ryan Kesler Anonymous
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>>63120341 >HONGCOUVER >ANALSLIME >RAGS >LAFFS Anonymous
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>Filthadelphia
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>ha5b exposed as fuck
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>1812 >1980 >the city of the united states of america
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>>63120408 >unironically defending Sbisa Anonymous
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>Canagooks >1993 >1982
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>>63120476 >habs >wanting to make history >literally defeated by Sbisa Anonymous
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>>63120462 >U5A MY SIDES
this day has been dank af tbh
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>>63120476 >76 >>63120567 >67 >laffs for good measure
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Will the Ducks relocate to Las Vegas?
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>people itt think 9-1 is an insult
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>>63120780 >being so casual you don't know what 9-1 is a reference to >9-1 Anonymous
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>>63120711 >any cup winning team relocating >owners turning down expansion shekels Anonymous
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>>63120780 its not but >1993 is
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>>63120780 >brand-new here >9-1 >5r1c3 Anonymous
>>63120802 I know what it's a reference to. It doesn't work in this context.
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>>63120883 Then what's it a reference to?
>being on a losing streak >les hasbeens lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>63120883 It most assuredly does
>9-1 >5-1 Anonymous
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>>63120883 >pls stop memeing my teaam@@ Anonymous
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>tfw your team is on a two week roadtrip
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>>63120943 Good for you, however
>9-1 >losing to the pizza man Anonymous
>>63120883 who are you quoting?
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>>63120997 nice mcdavid dubs
>captcha says to pick all drinks >includes syrup ayy
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>>63120996 >Montreal thought they would make history >instead they get 9-1'd by Luca Sbisa Anonymous
>>63121091 nice digits
>9-1 Anonymous
Is Operation Regicide a thing this season?
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>>63121148 oh god even 4chan is mocking them
>hasb Anonymous
>>63121178 operation regicide was a shit meme any real hockey fan know the kings only take a year off after they win the cup to make it fair on the rest of the league. tbh our only rivals are the shithawks
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I can't believe I watched the mets lose instead of watching the nucks end the habs streak. >9-1
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>floridians will defend this
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>>63121443 PATRICK STEPHAN
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>>63121443 Only a Swedish goalie can stop the Finns now.
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Anyone have Burmistov penalty box gif?
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>>63121443 any decent team. you guys haven't played a single one yet.
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>>63121555 nice kronwall trips
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So we're all in agreement that Zach Parise is better than that faggot dickhead Cucktrick Kane right?
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>>63121602 Thanks bro.
Women only wearing jerseys is the hottest thing ever.
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>>63121617 tfw no ghetto cubana gf you go to hockey games with
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>>63121597 >pens >lightning >ducks Anonymous
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>>63121443 >Lose in 4-5 games in a 7 game series 1. Wild
2. Predators
>Lose in 6-7 4. Jets
>Win in 6-7 5. Blackhawks
>Win in 4-5 6. Colorado
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>>63121609 nice to see Pedosota's massive inferiority complex is still going strong. How psychologically damaged are you guys up there after getting destroyed by Chicago again?
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>>63121670 >people actually think the Pens are supposed to be good >'muh offense' meme team that just got shut out twice in a row >LOL Cucks Anonymous
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>>63121443 the worst team in hockey aka Crapalanche apparently
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>>63121721 >gets rekt >responds with memes Is all of /hoc/ this autistic or just you?
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>"""""""""State of hockey""""""""""
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>mfw Kesler and Bieksa were both on the ice for the winning goal
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>>63121777 Lucky trips confirm
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>The shitty "muhh Original Six" gimmick will never die
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>>63121753 >lists three shit teams, including the second worst record in all of hockey >thinks that's "rekt" >calls facts memes Sup Reddit, enjoying your first season watching the NHL?
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Who /6inarow/ and /#1/ here?
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>>63121762 >8 years Doubt. Unless he was using the franchise to launder money
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>>63121762 hockey is in a pretty poor state when people think the Habs are legit lmao
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>canucks can't beat oilers >beat 9-0 habs
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Lmao look at the fuckin OP monkey
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>>63121827 >censoring yourself on 4chan lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>63121814 >hasb How terrible is the East when this "undefeatable" colossus comes into Rogers Arena, where the Canucks have yet to win a single goddamn game, including against the goddamn Oilers, and then get humiliated 5-1?
>6-1 but the refs waved off a goal Slapshot(Based Hayes) !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
Krejci is 1 goal per game and is at a 2 ppg pace is he elite? Oh and he's doing this on a shitty Bruins team.
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>calling people reddit is turning into a meme
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>Oilers beat the Canucks >Canucks beat the Habs
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>>63121857 He did an exercise. When goals for > goals against you win so he started scoring more goals
>>63121863 reddit tbh
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Lmao why are the dusck so shit? Literally the worst franchise ever along with le frogs.
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>Analslime Mighty Cucks
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Since it was a big night>relocatedogs >literally losting to the blowjobs >filthaldelphia >detoilet >regressalanche >tampon gay >edmontoilet coilers >jest >cucks >scabs
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Yeah I guess now the popular thing to do is shit on the ducks. The season isn't done yet so you'd be a fool to count us out.
Slapshot(Based Hayes) !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
>>63121871 kek.
The sad thing is I could see Sweeney literally saying that.
How did he come such an absolute madman was it from all the concussions that went undiagnosed?
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>>63121919 There's nothing wrong with losing to the tort jackets fam. They'll be winning the cup this year under the loving eye of torts
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>>63121929 >us >we >us >I >my >we >Analslime Mighty Cucks LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMAAOOOOOOOOOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
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>>63121962 I'd report you for spam if it wasn't so difficult to copy and post the code on mobile
Go fuck yourself
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>>63121929 Everyone gets theirs. The cucks need to go 0.637 over their remaining 73 games to reach the cut off for the last playoff spot last year, they're finished.
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>Get home off work >Lost to the hurricanes again
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>>63121975 let these faggots meme for tonight, they'll get bored soon and start rags posting anyway
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>>63121931 He was born to meme tbh
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>>63121996 The shit winds are blowin bo-bandy
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>>63121939 >tfw Torts and CBJ are perfect for each other I can't even be mad. Lord knows he trashed >us but Columbus is almost custom-built for his style.
And he toughened the Sedins the fuck up. For that I'll be eternally grateful.
>>63122007 >ruining your Cup window by overpaying for broken-down wrecks who couldn't make the grade for the Canucks Anonymous
>>63122015 >tfw solid set of forwards but have a defensive corps that's only better than the Blow Jackets Anonymous
>>63121929 I don't think anyone's counting the Ducks out. They'll make the playoffs, win a round or two, and blow it by the 3rd round like they always do. Since they're not even at that average you'd better expect plenty of funposting.
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>mfw baned for 3 days because of posting Transsexuals on /hoc/
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>>63122033 Did you post Duthtin Brown's wife?
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>>63122033 I got a 3 day ban for posting
>Canacucks lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>63122024 >They'll make the playoffs Why does nobody listen to me
Anaheim will be, at best, a bubble team this year. They finished way higher than they deserved to last year, and they've gotten far worse in the offseason
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WAIT I MISSED THE FROGS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY HONGCOUVER FOR WORK?
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>63122060 >not being NEET Anonymous
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Lou passed Grant Fuhr in wins tonight.>Hongcouver
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>>63121929 They are only doing it because they can't shit on the kings right now. Don't flatter yourself, nobody really cares about you or takes you as a serious threat
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Which team gets BTFO in a trade first /hoc/?>cucks >blow jackets >oilels >buffalel >flim flams >laffs >avalelche >snes >can'ts >pongs >detoilet
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>>63122057 because you're a dumb faggot who roots for a team that has never won a cup, despite getting fortune cookies telling you they will from your daily order of chicken chow mein fucking slanted eye chink
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>Ducks lose again >It was 3-0
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>>63122106 Ducks are a good team on paper with shit leadership and a team with shit leadership will never amount to anything, bud.
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Thanks, Vancouver.
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>>63122115 Also shit coaching, shit(nonexistent) fans and only one Bettman Disney cup
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>columbus wins first game >montreal loses first game few nights later >columbus wins second game >??
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>>63122104 Flames and Avs seems dumbest
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>>63122154 seem*
shit I should sleep
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>>63122174 You got the wrong shitty team, bud.
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>>63122106 Cap my post bro :^)
>yfw looking at it next March when the Ducks are eliminated Anonymous
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>Analslime Mighty Cucks
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>>63122106 >being this mad that trying to load up on Canuck players isn't working out very well for the Ducks Anonymous
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>>63122257 >bunch of Canuck players >capitals coach recipeforcups.jpeg
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>>63119423 >Milan Lucic scores GWG in win over Winnipeg Now comes 5-6 weeks of doing fucking nothing productive. Enjoy beaners.
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>>63122257 That Canucks team was one of the best in the last decade. Four fucking years ago.
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>>63122033 was it that Us 12 tranny in bluejackets gear
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>Hongcouver fans are still upset over Kesler leaving
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>>63122352 Kesler is the memest player on the Ducks m8
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>>63122279 That wasn't even his goal. Toffoli did everything for him again
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>>63122352 >Jared McCann and Brandon Sutter are within 2 goals of the entire Anaheim Ducks team Not upset just loving every laugh.
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Anyone else have issues with NHL's shitty site not working? Front page and the videos there will work, but almost everything else is broken. Click on Gamecenter Live for login? Blank white screen. FAQ page? White screen. Reset password? White. Screen.
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>Canucks somehow 2nd in their division
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>>63122398 its our year fam
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>literally the only team in the NHL that can beat the Habs >not only beat them but BTFO them 5-1
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>went to bed when the Ducks were up 3-0 >they got BTFO >Habs also got BTFO
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reminder that>it was 3-0
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Is it even possible for a team to be exposed harder than the Habs were tonight?
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Is Canada finally going to shut the fuck up about Baseball like they ever actually gave a shit?
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>>63122632 >Bruins BTFO Arizona Anonymous
>>63122675 That wasn't as surprising though. Good for Tuukka to shed some memes and get a SO
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>>63121501 The guys in the van almost ruined that.
Slapshot(Based Hayes) !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
>>63122679 It was though.
Bruins didn't have a single win at home.
Plus Tuukka and our defense has been shit.
Winning 6-0 was surprising
Anonymous
been getting slaughtered since about ~1pm west coat
Slapshot(Based Hayes) !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
>>63122691 >Jimmy "Elite Talent"Hayes wins the cup >Kevin Hayes is perpetually stuck on the >rags kek
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>Anaheim Cucks
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>>63122689 True. But it was Arizona, a team Bruins at least should have the capacity to btfo, same thing with Tuukka. He is a good goalie (memes aside) and can get shutouts, it was always just a matter of time.
But alright, 6-0 was quite surprising, I'll give you that.
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>>63122703 i'm pretty drunk right now so maybe i'm missing something, but hayes is a brutal 2-way winger from fucking dorchester, aka White Boston Hockey Jesus
why are you shitting on him he is a 6'6" masshole who came home and is putting down for the squad.
did you see vs the flyers (i think) when their entire team mobbed him underneath the net after a hard play and someone else stepped in and picked a fight for him
he is exactly what the bruins need, someone who leads from behind with his physical, team-oriented play
Anonymous
Wait a minute..>Rask gets his shit together >Price gets btfo >on the same night
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>>63122725 condon is the truth, went to my high school, kid is solid, will never fold under pressure or bullshit team stuff.
absolute legend comin straight outta needham
Slapshot(Based Hayes) !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
>>63122723 I'm not shitty on Jimmy Hayes I love him.
I'm making fun of his Brother Kevin (who plays for the >rags)
>>63122725 Yes. The Hockey gods want to reward the Bruins for Bergeron bringing in a future HoFer into the world.
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>>63122738 >play Price during regular season >play Condon in playoffs >>63122742 >Yes. The Hockey gods want to reward the Bruins for Bergeron bringing in a future HoFer into the world. Interesting. The hockey gods truly work in mysterious ways
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>BTFO by Edmonton >Raped by the Hurricunts repeatedly >Team looks like it belongs in the beer leagues
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>>63122910 That's what the wings get by being little bitches and going back to the east.
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>>63122917 But it's >our home anon.
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>>63122920 Enjoy getting BTFO by more O6 teams then.
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>>63122926 If this is the karma we reap for spending years raping Colorado then it's worth it tbqh.
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>>63121857 He's finally not weighed down by "all I do is net front drives" Lucic and has actual puck movers on his line. I mean, he's literally had eight different wingers so far and every single one of them knows how to move the puck effectively.
Honestly he's less afraid to shoot this year and, while I don't expect him to keep up this pace, he could be looking at career bests in both goals and points.
Anonymous
>>63122845 >suburban dad midlife crisis: the band Anonymous
>>63123004 i wish i was a suburban dad... :( just a shithead alcoholic
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>getzlaf out
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>>63123043 One day. Just keep fighting for it!
>>63123055 >no Getzlaf >3 goals It might start to end tbh
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Sweden why are girls from Norway such sluts.
Anonymous
>>63123075 Because sex is less stigmatized?
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>>63123081 >massive implications of reproduction and the partner that you choose >haha lol just sex this is why your country is overrun with sand niggers, just haha lol when they rape everyone huh?
>stockholm is rape capital of the world >haha you're just repressed i'm glad that you are committing self-genocide, considering the weak, self-guilting nature that your people have
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>>63123134 You forgot your fedora m8
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>>63123134 why do you ask about norway and then go on bitching about sweden?
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>>63122332 >>63122308 >mfw it's male pattern balding now in real life Anonymous
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>mfw insomnia is coming back
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>>63119423 >appendicitis >out 4-12 days that shit takes no less than a month
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>>63123158 >dismiss the slow genocide of my race stock as atheist propaganda again, this is why your country is fucked
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>>63123662 culture has more to do with it than genes imho tbqf
I'm pretty sad that we've lose both the losing streak and winning streak teams.
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but how did the Wings crash so hard??
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>>63123782 It's the curse of the mape leafs. Babcock brought all gods good will with him and in return Toronto sent the wings its curse.
A pretty shit thing to do tbh.
With that said, I still think they can turn it around. But it has got to happen rather soon. Not many "easy" games in the next 10 rounds.
>no hustle >the transition between coaches might not have went as smoothly as it has seemed. Not that they don't like the new coach, but it might take time to get used to new ideas of how to play etc >no datsyuk >shit defense Anonymous
>tfw didnt watch hockey during Red Wings heyday >tfw didnt follow them until they moved to the East >tfw they are my team now
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>>63121919 big upsets, especially in the betting department...hmmm
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>>63124132 Well, at least you're not a bandwagon.
Fans of shitty teams are most often the best fans*.
Also, pain is love, pain is life. Now you have a small insight in how till feels to be a finnish sports fan.
*This can't be said about fans of teams like the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Anaheim Ducks of the National Hockey League
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>>63124132 bad timing, friend.
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>>63124512 >>63124529 At least I'll be able to be smuk someday, r-right?...
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>>63124584 Smukness comes from the creative side within one's self, not from your teams level of success.
But yes, the Red Wings will rise like the phoenix from the ashes.
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>>63124631 How's Mike Green doing these days by the way?
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>>63124674 Out 2-3 weeks I think with a shoudler injury.
He's been better than some of the wings other D's, but he has been far from $6,000,000-good. With that said, there hasn't been much light at all in the team, so it's not just him.
Anonymous
I noticed that there isn't any discussion about Minnesota. Let's change that
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>>63124795 >New Helsinki >New Copenhagen Anonymous
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Flames will win tonight lads
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>>63124795 I'm not trying to get v& or honored by NAMBLA tho
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>>63124723 Two good things I've observed:
1) Petr "literally the next Hasek" Mrazek is elite at playing the puck most of the time, and NOTHING can shake his confidence. Even after that fuckup where he played it right to a Canes player and left his net open, he was back out playing the puck at the blue line next chance he got. The balls on this goalie are ridiculous.
2) Dylan Larkin is our lord and savior. Hes essentially a one man team out there half the time, hes becoming a truly dynamic 2-way forward, and it gives real hope to the future of the franchise, even if it ends up having to be a rebuild around him.
Anonymous
dubs for Sens win tonight
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>tfw yet another Stanley cup this season
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>>63124723 He hasn't been $6,000,000 good since 2008. You're dealing with damaged goods.
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So, how badly are the Pens getting BTFO'd by the Caps tonight?
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>>63125057 Wew lad I didn't realize he was making 6 million
Detoilet is getting fucked, what a terrible signing
Anonymous
Anybody got a crash course on learning hockey? I'm kinda interested.. I'm a big fan of soccer, basketball and some football.. what is the players role like?
Wranglerpeg !!77XbUigU+XG
not even being salty, but all four goals last night were garbage
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>>63125122 Sound like a habs fan tbh
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Preds are going to end that 1 game losing streak tonight against the Shorks. Im expecting a James Neal hat-trick the dude is on fire right now (literally).
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>he STILL thinks the jest are contenders
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>>63121468 Just relocate somewhere where they wilö have fans ad support them.
Quebec would be the best, if it comes down to hockey loving people
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LMAO absolute madman
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>>63120745 I had sex with her in high school. Multiple people did, actually.
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>>63119533 But the Jets drafted Teemu
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>>63122104 who are the can'ts
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>>63119762 tfw you're a rebuilding team with lots of prospects and all those "almost good enough" Western teams will start selling their players to go into rebuild mode and you can scoop them up for cheap.
GONNA FEEL SO GOOD.
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>>63125329 >we will never see another Canadian team lift the cup Feels good
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>cucks >Bruce poodreau
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>>63124828 underrated post tbh
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>9-1
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Brandon Purri !!mKN1d0KeFdr
Would you put Boudreau on suicide watch right now?
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>>63125545 Yes, but only for the fact that he is tired of going through life as a babby-faced bald old fuck
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>tfw Bryzgalov isn't playing in the league anymore >“At the beginning of the NHL season (2015), I spent all of my time with my wife and my children,” said Bryzgalov. “I drove my son and daughter to their practices and games and enjoyed life. I had no plans to return to the NHL this season until the Ducks reached out to my agent, Ritch Winter. I agreed to return because of my respect for the Ducks organization, the quality of the team they had assembled and my long relationship with Bob Murray and the team. Given the way things have worked out, I have decided to return home to be with my wife and children, who did not move with me to Anaheim. It’s not the way I had hoped things would work out. But when you can return to a family you love, could life be any better?”
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>>63125592 God DAMN
>tfw you'll never have bryz swag Anonymous
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>>63125592 >tfw bryz will never be your dad and teach you about the universe Anonymous
>>63125658 It's humongous!
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>>63122691 >paying $200 for a jersey >not 30 for a seller with a good rating from aliexpress Anonymous
>>63125250 not surprised those hips are made for breeding
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>>63125808 Paper tiger team every single season
All day.
Every day.
Until you like it.
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>>63119762 Will you be saying the same thing when the cup goes to the West? Again?
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Having oatmeal and coffee for breakfast while watching highlights.
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>>63125808 They better hope the Avs or maybe the Jets get into to playoffs because they will get BTFO by any other Central division team in the first round.
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How do you like Clan's jeresys lads?
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>STILL playing like they dont care for 2 periods and then deciding to play hockey in the 3rd
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>Methot back >Hoff out
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Who is the least discussed team on /hoc/ and why is it Ottawa?
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>>63125676 >>63125628 >>63125592 Hello Reddit! Tell me more about how much you love le space goalie man! I'd love to give you gold but I am le poor
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>>63126094 Their team is in eternal limbo because of their jew owner's reluctance to sign/keep any good players
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>>63126125 Gibs me liver plz
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>>63126039 Not bad. Not as many ads as I expected.
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>>63126076 >two howards Lad, marzek is allowed one fuckup for the countless times hes bailed out lazy defenders. Plus you gotta mire the cojones he had afterwards. Howard would have broken down and allowed 5 shitty goals if he was memed on that hard.
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>>63126039 >ads right in the trash
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>>63125111 Goalies stop pucks
defencemen defend but also score
Centres score but also defend
wingers score and sometimes defend
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>>63126200 European teams actually need make profit to stay in league unlike in NHL
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>>63126237 American teams have richer owners. Do rich people not care about hockey in Europe?
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>>63126237 that's great and all but that doesn't change how much their jerseys blow
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>>63125808 Is Nichushkin elite? Predict his future.
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>>63126110 How you doing pal?
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>>63126245 In Europe teams have sponsors. Just like european football teams. There are team owners, but they are mostly managers rather than rich guys who treat their teams like busines. Managers allure sponsors and maintain the team with shit.
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>>63126184 Yeah its not too bad. The intu Braehead ad is annoying placed
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>>63126200 Game stops to play ads
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>>63126342 It's a good opportunity to piss and grab another beer, check twitter, etc.
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Not worried at all, Flames went on an 8 game losing streak last year and still made the show. Tonight is the beginning of a 10 game winning streak, book it.
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>>63126358 >americaitlyns believe this You cucks are the worst
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Has Cucktrick Kane been exposed as being far inferior to Zach Parise?
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>>63126358 >Cant go more than 20 mins without checking twitter Anonymous
>>63122405 Who the Asian though
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>>63126558 it's kippers. didn't you read the filename?
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>>63122444 sweden getting cucked whats new?
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has there been many players in halloween costumes?
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Brandon Purri !!mKN1d0KeFdr
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Will the Wild do 12 days of Zoyle again?
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Who's watching liiga right now, fam?
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>>63125702 >those hips are made for breeding that is not why so many people went with her in highschool.
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Las Vegas Ducks soon
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Watch our local kid team training online.
http://www.gradkostroma.ru/camera-ice.htm Anonymous
OFFICIAL HOCKEY LEAGUE POWER RANKINGS
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>>63126778 >The balding province of Saskatchewan Anonymous
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>>63126897 >power gap in lowercase >goes from 3 to 4, no gap actually exists Opinion discarded
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>>63126871 >clicking .ru links Anonymous
>>63126897 1. Liga Mexicana Élite
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>>63126960 He is only Jokeriting.
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>>63126956 >camera-ice >not clicking. Anonymous
>>63126970 It's just never a good idea.
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>>63126970 Last time I clicked on a link that wasn't
KHL.ru the site tried to give me a virus.
It ain't safe.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>9-1 >memed on by a bunch of kids and some middle-aged Swedes
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>>63119423 What's with all the Dallas Starsfags on lelddit? They get really defensive about Jamie Benn's stature against his peers.
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>>63126993 last time I clicked on ru sites viruses were the least of my worries... partyvan.jpg
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>>63126949 Memeing this hard
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>>63126991 >>63126993 Gentlemen should trust each other.
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>>63127025 sure this Chris Hansenev
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>>63127025 I trust you Russia
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>>63127067 >>63127128 You may ignor the link if you're scared this much.
I just wanted to show future nhl super stars.
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High quality Fin slag incoming
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>>63127194 What do you have going on in those blocked out tabs?
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>>63126076 >>63126190 Howard is third all time in wins and games played for the wings and has very above average stats for his career. If the wings want to stand a chance at winning a championship this year, they should shelf the young guy and start the goalie who has been best for them in the last decade outside of Hasek.
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Rest of the NHL are you even trying?
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>>63127358 oilers still cant win
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>The "Russian Five," as the deployment of forwards Sergei Fedorov, Igor Larionov and Vyacheslav Kozlov, and defensemen Vladimir Konstantinov and Viacheslav Fetisov became known, debuted Oct. 27, 1995, against the Calgary Flames and helped the Red Wings score two of its three goals. >Kozlov and Larionov scored in Detroit's 3-0 victory against Calgary, but hockey ended up being the biggest winner. The game changed for the better in response to the transcendental nature of the Russian Five, the brainchild of Hall of Fame coach Scotty Bowman. >Together, the Russians helped Detroit to a historic 1995-96 season, when it set the NHL record with 62 wins and finished one point short of tying the record for most points in a season (132), set by the Montreal Canadiens in 1976-77. More importantly, the Russian Five was a big part of the Red Wings' first Stanley Cup championship in 42 years.
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>>63127358 >3-7 >le score meaningless points man kek "generational talent"
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>>63127522 As soon as Ebermeme is back the oilers will tear it up.
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>>63127493 based. Soviets truly is the GOAT country in hockey.
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>>63127209 I would her malmos if you know what I mean
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>>63127534 I get a serious chub for Anatoli Tarasov training vids too.
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>>63127611 Tarasov was the oen who created this. At least Kharlamov- Mikhailov- Petrov was his line. Originally there was Firsov and Bobrov. Further line like Makarov- Larionov- Krutov addmited that their hockey was more a Tarasov creature rather than Tikhonov's.
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>>63127641 do you think Tikhonov gets a bad rap?
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>Ovechkin scored 475 goals before he turned 30, edging Jari Kurri for third all-time, behind Wayne Gretzky (706 goals), and Mike Bossy (554).
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>>63127672 Certainly. IF you watch "red army" you will see a lot of talks about him and his way to communicate with players.
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Not worried at all, Flames went on an 8 game losing streak last year and still made the show. Tonight is the beginning of a 10 game winning streak, book it.
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>>63127877 lol. Keep believing in those third period comebacks and ignore what every stat based logic has been saying. Nice to see those C sparkled ladies regress.
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>>63127877 The flames forwards haven't been nearly as aggressive at the points defensively as they were last year and Hamilton is spilling his spaghetti everywhere. Until those two things improve they're pretty fugged.
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>>63127943 you forgot your Derek Engelland.
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>>63127877 Is your favourite player Derek Engelland?
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>>63128001 Why would it be?
Ryan Subban-Hopkins !MzJaL/Vg3Y
>this isn't even the Habs' final form
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>>63128081 That's not even >our best forward prospect idiot
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>tfw not only managed to win a game at home >and preserved Miller's 10-0 legacy >but won the NHL Championship Belt
Ryan Subban-Hopkins !MzJaL/Vg3Y
>>63128118 no, but he has the highest upside of any of >our forward prospects, idiot
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>>63128057 well it wouldn't be if you were from Scotelland or Waleselland.
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>>63127957 he was just as shitty last year as this year, so he isn't hurting them any more than usual
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>>63128194 No he doesn't, that's Andrighetto. Jesus christ you bandwagoners are insufferable
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>>63128192 OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Ryan Subban-Hopkins !MzJaL/Vg3Y
>>63128370 >being this angry >resorting to le bandwagon meme Ghetto's hockey IQ may be better (as it should be, he's two years older) but he most certainly does not possess Scherbak's raw talent. being way smaller also doesn't help
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>>63128423 you're scared fuckboi
you're scared that the oilers will turn from a two line team into a three line team when their best forward returns
you're scared that you'll get lost in his sexy gap
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Did someone get.................. Mad at Eberle?
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Ryan Subban-Hopkins !MzJaL/Vg3Y
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>>63128489 Did Master of Dubs tell you that you could trip?
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>>63119629 But you literally do that
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>>63128591 I'm just Sean's new trip tbh fam
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>63128597 >laffing at the laffs and their endless failure >bandwagoning Anonymous
>>63128654 Watching other teams games=bandwagoning
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who 5th line here
Ryan Subban-Hopkins !MzJaL/Vg3Y
>Martin Reway gone to KHL
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>>63128561 How could anyone get mad at this beaut?
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remember how flamers said they wouldn't regress and they weren't fluke babbies?
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>>63128750 The K is better than the Extraliga anyway, fam. Sparta Praha treated him poorly anyway. Kid will be fine. Solid prospect. Jealous of the Habs for nabbing him.
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Ryan Subban-Hopkins !MzJaL/Vg3Y
>>63128942 I agree, I just hope he's treating this as a short transition into American hockey and doesn't end up staying longer.
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>>63128921 wonder where's that Hearts faggot now
acting all high and mighty explaining everyone how the flames are above statistics
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>63128683 >being a homer >being a homer for the laffs Anonymous
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>>63129008 He's going to Slovan Bratislava, right? I think the K will be way more helpful in his development then fucking up the Extraliga like he's been doing. The russians will check him harder and are better defensively. The overall hockey in the K is just a step down from the show. I think he'll be alright if he stays a season or two. Anything beyond that and he'll have a hard time adapting to NA hockey. Just hope he gets through camp next year...
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>>63128578 >tfw almost Eberle Christmas Anonymous
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>>63128462 >Pens fan about to get shit on tonight Anonymous
>>63127209 >snow queen hnnnng
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>>63129131 How can one eberlek... Be so smuk?
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>>63128921 Tj Brodie is back tonight to save them
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awwwww yeah it's that time again motherfuckers
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are the >laffs elite?
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Post face when you realize the endless amount of youtube-videos where canadians open up Tim Horton hockey card-packs
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>>63129029 >"remarkably different from Colorado or Toronto" TIP TOP KEK
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>>63127887 >>63127852 >>63127733 He has as many points as Crosby. That counts for something.
>>63128921 Subtraction by addition with Dougie.
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>>63129445 >He has as few points as Crosby. That counts for something. ftfy
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What games are you watching tonight /hoc/?
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>>63129408 Post face when a Swedish Cuck searches on youtube for people opening Tim Hortons hockey card packs.
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Don't mind me, just poking some fun
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>>63129565 I like this bean
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>>63129599 >mad at countries that can afford sandwiches Anonymous
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>>63129579 >trading for Nathan McKinnon Anonymous
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>>63129579 >not being interested in things that are humongous I bet you don't even like your mom
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>>63129859 >mad more like lmao
much more like
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>>63130108 >mad at scarcity of food Anonymous
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>>63129565 pit and wash because I have had a long day already and doubt my deodorant is holding up.
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>post yfw the Anaheim ducks aren't going to make the playoffs this year.
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>>63130670 >posts sentai I like you.
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Dumba>Ekblad>Jones
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>state of hockey >no cups
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>>63130979 They actually aren't the state of hockey. State of pedos maybe.
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3 on 3 OT is the worst format possible
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>>63130979 California is the real state of hockey
>Shorks >Kongs >Cucks Anonymous
>>63131089 It just turns into who can get the breakaway first
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>>63130979 They're pretty elite tbh
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>>63131089 yeah it's meme as fuck, worse than shootouts
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>>63131185 >zero cups Lol no
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Michigan>New York>Minnesota tbh
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>>63131109 >>63131216 It's as meme as having alternating powerplays
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>one americaitlyn in the top ten rookie scorers
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>>63132411 >Americaitlyn prospects Anonymous
>>63130979 Kings won the cup in 2012 and 2014. Are you referring to something else?
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>>63132486 I will be referring to immigration if you don't get back out there and now my lawn, you smelly beaner.
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>>63132591 >piss someone off in /hoc/ >get called a beaner Lol
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>>63132793 >Be a beaner >Get called a beaner Anonymous
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Paging Dr Jan Itor, we have a grease spill over here that needs to be cleaned up
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>>63132924 How are you today greexd
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>tfw still 3 more days of no hockey
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>>63133113 more pension reductions incoming.
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>>63132793 The only thing that's pissing me off is my lawn still uncut, Juan.
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>>63133188 That's a good thing for your team isn't it? The team gets rest and valuable practice time
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sup bros, so /mu/ is approaching the 60M post
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>>63133616 Double edged sword as the team can come out of a break that long a little slow. Also it sucks for fans
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>>63133888 Well obviously you do.
Someone post dog so we can all steal the get with it
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So are we actually going for the /mu/ 60000000?
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>>63134186 >dougie doug hamilmeme Anonymous
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Heres the dog I used when I got the original get my friend :^)
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>>63134308 im not sure the rate /mu/ goes but when i got it on /sp/ I posted about 25 posts away from the get.
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>>63121435 Have fun playing catchup, stinky smelly
>kongs fan Anonymous
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yall niggas posting way too soon
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>>63134341 fuck this is like pulling teeth barely 30 posts a minute
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>>63133128 DELETE THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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LMAO
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Shit is picking up, get your dogs ready. dont fill the captcha too soon that way it doesnt expire
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>>63134640 >Finnish degeneracy Anonymous
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>>63134689 100 posts to go in /mu/
OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE RANKINGS
remember when the coilers thought they were gonna be good?
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I have a feeling the mu got got by /hoc/
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http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/13886448/nhl-#nhlrank-top-100-players >tavares above ovechkin >benn not in the top 10 >stamkos in the top 5 >evander kane on the list Anonymous
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>>63134771 Laine is the hero Edmonton needs
He is already wearing Oilers colors
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what do you think /hoc/?
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Taller is better tbh
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>>63128489 >but he most certainly does not Anonymous
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>>63134861 Stamkos is definitely top 5 m8
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>>63134861 > ovechkin > good lmaoing at ur life tbh
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>>63134861 breddy gud list tbh fam
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>>63134861 >dougie hamilton Anonymous
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Fucking Doc memeing it up tonight.
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>>63127290 Canadien hockey knowledge
>play the meme goaler >bench the Elite 23 year old next hasek WEW LAD
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No wonder you fucks haven't won a cup in 20 + years m8
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>>63135098 There isnt a team in the league who wouldnt want Dougie Hamilton on their team. What he does is invaluable and he adds quite a bit offensively. He's also still super young by defenseman standards, he hasnt even peaked yet
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N-n-n-n-neewwwww Threadddd
>>63135190 Anonymous
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>>63135188 Still not a top100 player in the league.
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>>63135184 > Implying mrazek isnt the meme player Anonymous
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Flames will win 4-2
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>>63135184 Remember that coach that kept your literal shit roster from missing the playoffs the last few years and then left, causing your shit team to fall off a cliff?
He is Canadian.
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>>63135285 How's his team doing now?
>pro tip: it's a dumpster fire >LAFFS Anonymous
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>>63135184 You know that coach that is responsible for your teams terrible play as of late?
He's American.
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>>63135042 Most autistic post in this thread. Clearly you've never seen him play
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>>63135317 There's not much he can do with that shitty roster but he's already improved puck possesion drastically.
How do the wongs look in that regard? Awful?
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>>63135323 > -35 +/- in 2013-14 wow amazing stats tbh. how does he do it?
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>>63135373 >he thinks plus minus is a relevant statistic in reference to an individual Ten bucks you're this salty wongs negroe
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>>63135373 Yeah under Adam Oates. Did you check his +/- from last season? Major improvement there.
Also, if that's the only statistic you have against him then do us all a favor and kill yourself.
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>>63135373 >using +/- >using a single season +/- >Career +/- is +62 Anonymous
>>63135448 how about never making it to the Stanley Cup?
crosby led the pongs to the cup twice, why hasnt ovie been able to?
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>>63135483 Because hockey's a team sport you retard
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>>63135483 Holy fuck I am arguing with a meme here. There are more factors than just one forward that will carry a team to a Cup. But this season it's fucking happening. All of the pieces are in place. You'll witness this firsthand when the Pens get absolutely BTFO tonight.
>B-but, muh Kessel acquisition Kessel is an overrated fat fuck. I can't believe his acquisition was regarded as the best move of the off-season when the Caps got fucking TJ Oshie and Justin Williams. Do you even understand how elite their forward depth is now? Not to mention the Caps have put up 34 goals over 7 games, while the Pens managed just 12 over 8. That's embarrassing as fuck.
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Why is Scotia bank always little girls in the adverts?
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Hey lads, can anbody explain to a newfag why plus/minus sucks? Isnt it just goal for minus goals against while on the ice? If that the case, why is it a bad stat?
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>>63136243 You can't really measure anything with that stat
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>>63136359 But if two players get the same ice time and play a similar two way game, surely the one with a drastically higher plus/minus plays better?
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>>63136452 Not really, your +/- depends way more about your teammates than you, there are 4 other guys too who have responsibilty of offense and defense
So playing with good players makes your +/- better
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>>63129164 I'd crash her net
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>>63126605 Brent Burns is probably going to be a werewolf
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> Sister borrows skates over the summer for her husband to use > He ends up trading them in for a different size without telling me > I don't have any skates now > Was just laid off
