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Chip Kelly !!PKF9j4+/RpW
First two words that come to your mind
Sam Koch Fan Club !!HutGOCZmIbP
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Where were you when Skip was right about Luck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZPMvIUdR6U Anonymous
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AFC
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>>63131822 philadelphia eagles
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Stefon Diggs > Amari Cooper
>>63131822 Dream team
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you faggots ready for the best game of the season?
>>63131822 zero rings
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>>63131848 He's right a lot of times (about 10 times more often than Stephen A). People just never give him credit for it because he often says controversial things for attention
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>>63131864 NFC
1. Packers
2. Panthers
3. Cardinals
4. Eagles
5. Vikings
6. Falcons
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>>63131735 I'd also keep the spider.
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>>63131920 Bengals bandwagoner detected
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>>63132080 The Jaguars won't be able to win the AFC South. It may be the worst division in the league by miles, but there's no way the Jaguars are taking it.
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>>63132049 >/sp/ in charge of taste Anonymous
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>>63131822 Newtrip
killurself
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>>63132153 >bird cloaca That is all.
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>>63131864 I have no issue with this
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000520918/article/championship-sunday-predictions-packersseahawks-rematch Is it too early to laugh at
NFL.com playoff predictions from the beginning of the year? WHO CARES HERE WE GO
Lets start with the Championship game predictions from various 'analysts'
>Colts over Ravens >Ravens over Colts >Colts over Patriots >Colts over Bengals >CHIEFS OVER BILLS >Colts over Chiefs NFC isn't as fun as its all Seahawks and Packers
>Seahawks over Eagles >Seahwks over LIONS Anonymous
>>63132047 >4. Eagles L M A O
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First 4 words come to mind
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Poo peeland patriots on pooicide watch
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>>63132224 pls trade him away
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>>63132224 Franchise Player
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>>63132196 And here are some bowl predictions. Alot of Packers/Colts predictions
>Eagles over Colts (Imagine all the spaghetti being spilled) >Seahawks over Chiefs Pepper'sGhost !l.H/WO1nJw
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>>63132224 Eternally On Shit Team
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>>63132224 last great white hope
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>>63132224 I meant
Game CHANGING franchise player
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>>63132224 overrated tryhard roided faggot
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>>63132214 Division is still a 1 game race and the code black emergency room known as the philadelphia eagles just lost to the undefeated panthers while the giants barely beat a cowboys team missing their #1 qb and #1 wr
And they only get better if they put in sanchez
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>>63132224 overrated meme defensive end
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>>63132224 le overrated meme lineman
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>>63132224 Hopefully Texans Draft Bosa
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>>63132314 >he busts like clowney Anonymous
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>>63132224 Trade to the Jags
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>>63132334 It's not like Clowney is a bust yet, he's still adjusting
took Mario Williams some time too
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>>63132224 big white guy herpes
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>>63131864 The bungles will make the playoffs and lose
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>>63132224 Texans on suicide watch
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>>63132359 dude, /sp/ is overreaction central.
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>Clowney isnt a megabust
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>"Do you consider yourself Jewish?" >"I consider myself...Jew-ish"
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>>63132402 DE's take time. everyone who's not a shitter knows this
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>>63132485 Can we call Waynes a bust? He was picked over two cornerbacks who have both made impactful plays for their teams. (Or is it just the Vikings coaching staff?)
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>>63132536 CBs take the most time to adjust you dummy
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>>63132485 Whatever you say
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Where does Justin Gilbert rank on the list of all time corner back busts?
>>63132485 Clowney is a bust
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>>63131822 Campbell's Chunky
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>>63132402 Clowney is doing alright this year though. Not #1 overall worthy yet but a solid player
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>>63132536 No. Rhodes took a while too.
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>>63132359 Mario Williams started well
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>>63132590 he's probably up there with Morris Claiborne
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>>63132597 Bullfucking shit
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Who else feels good for Chris Johnson?it warms my heart he made it off of shit teams and is now on a competent team around him and he still has it in him to play at a high level and help is team but now he has help around him unlike the countless lost of wasted talents like jjwatt or any chargers player
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>>63132463 That was pretty good
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>>63132656 He's not nearly the bust people are saying. Especially since he missed most of last year.
Although I do wonder if its retarded to have him and Watt come off the same end.
Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip !!0mP8bG9IvGw
>>63132643 Mo Claiborne sucks, but Gilbert is some next level suck. Guy can't even get on the field at corner, and that's with Joe Haden missing time this year. They are thinking of moving him to offense it's been so bad.
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>>63132612 >>63132563 What about these other guys that didn't need the time to adjust, though?
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>tfw Bills fan for many years
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>>63132732 I think Clowney would just be a lot better off being a DE in a 4-3 rather than adjusting to playing OLB
>>63132763 I had heard of them putting him on special teams but the moving to offense thing is news to me
Anonymous
>Texansfags "CLOWNEY ISN'T GONNA DROP INTO COVERAGE BRO HE'S GONNA PLAY WITH HIS HAND DOWN A LOT" >Clowney constantly gets dropped into coverage and looks like shit
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>>63132784 you're australian you should be used to that type of failure
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>>63132536 You do understand Mike has been a DB coach all his life, I would assume he knows what he is doing with Waynes
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>>63132224 Draft Him Not Aldrunk
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>>63133031 So far he's passed up on two playmakers. Still waiting to see how elite this guy is.
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>>63133031 First Dennard, now Waynes...
God I hope there's not a Michigan State corner coming out this year. Don't want the Ravens to use a pick on a guaranteed bust
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>>63132910 Funny that Cambell intercepted Peyton Manning on the 20 yard line once.
It wasnt a pick six causa he got tackled by Manning.
Yeah,i know it wasnt coverage,but its funny anyway.
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>>63132767 From what I remember, Waynes had some issues and that him relearning some things and developing was the plan from the start. He looked solid in the Chiefs and Chargers games when Rhodes got hurt and he had to play, so even with little production there's no reason to call him a bust yet.
Anonymous
Is the NFL truly ready for the Jaguars to be a good team in 2016?
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>log on to my >>>/sp/nfl account >start reading op image >feel something on forearm >its a large brown spider fuck spiders!
>>63133061 is Derek Carr still elite?
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>>63133106 Pls no bully. I knew he shouldn't have drafted Waynes, but they insisted on wasting a first round pick.
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>>63131864 >4. Giants TopKek.avi
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>>63133397 >expecting the Giants to not make it to the playoffs and consequently the owl where they'll cuck Brady for the third time Anonymous
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>>63133323 It only wants to be your friend.
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>>63133273 are shit teams going to finally end this retarded win now mentality when it comes to developing quarterbacks now that Carr and Bortles are developing nicely
Anonymous
>>63133397 It's not hard when the division is
>Dumpster fire >Meme team >Half of the Dallas Cowboys >Eli Manning on the fourth year of his autism cycle Anonymous
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>>63133665 giants fans need to get the fuck out of the past, they are literally pasts fans now
THEY HAVE BECOME WHAT THEY HATE
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>>63131735 >scientists apparently discovered a huge spider in the rain forest that is the size of a small dog and can puncture bone with its fangs >it's real holy FUCK
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-in-rainforest/ Anonymous
have you bought yours, /sp/?
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If Foster was able to stay healthy do you think he could be in the HOF? Even with his injuries do you think he'll make it in?
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My lights went out espee pray for me
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>>63133886 Just picked mine up
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>>63133838 You've never heard of a goliath spider? how vanilla are you
every 6 year old boy has the obligation of finding out what the biggest spider in the world is before progressing through life
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>>63133886 Well hardy harr harr. It's the coach with the most.
Call me Pete Carroll. Peyton, time to go or you're toast.
I appear in every game with my Seahawks stride.
New moves, new plan, no place to hide.
Anonymous
>>63133838 God doesn't exist.
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>>63132224 Will never win owl.
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>>63134198 That's not true, this one time I got in a car accident, I was dead but they revived me in the OR or whatever they called it, I saw the face of God and it was weeping
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>>63134309 >Anecdotal evidence Anonymous
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>>63134331 anecdotal FACT, mate
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>tfw no TD to buttfuck the fudge packers again
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>>63134309 >implying you aren't dead and this isn't hell MileHigh !!g6OY/WPFe6C
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>>63132196 >CHIEFS OVER BILLS loving
every
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>>63134283 Sup little niggas. You know my name is Sherman,
And I didn't come into this place just to throw some words in,
So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked,
Cause I'm a bad mutha fugga with some wicked dred locks.
Now I'm lookin at you, Peyton, cause you think that you fast,
But if you go romp around then you nevah gonna last,
Cause you gettin' old, bro. I think it's a no-go.
You play kinda shitty like Smith and Romo,
But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed.
I've got some big ass hands with a pick in my fist,
And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease.
I'm gonna get a pick 6 just like offa Drew Brees.
Thank you Laced God !PACKERz.uw
Sneak Gone Mobile !zdSCKuM/gw
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>>63131735 How can I watch NFL in EUrop online ?
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First thing that comes to your mind?
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>>63132196 are those people paid to talk/write about sports?
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>>63132224 the houston texas texans
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>>63134396 What's with all the Eagles hate recently?
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>>63132767 Well Byron Jones is a freak of nature, so he doesn't count.
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After this team gets healthy, is there ANY doubt they are the most dangerous team heading into the playoffs?
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>>63134437 for free or for monies?
for free there are streams in all the usual places. for money you can subscribe for live games at
nfl.com/gamepass Thank you Laced God !PACKERz.uw
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>>63134352 >tfw Peyton Mannings fuck ups make the Packers the statistically best defense through the first 8 weeks >>63134439 five head
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>>63134483 Having Dez back has to be worth at least two wins until Romo gets back, right?
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>>63133838 >it also sports a pair of 2-inch-long (5 centimeters) fangs. Although the spider's bite is venomous, it's not deadly to humans. But it would still be extremely painful, "like driving a nail through your hand," Naskrecki said. for you
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>>63134483 >>63134513 Cowboys are going 8-8 at best. I will be legitimately surprised if they get into the playoffs over the Eagles or Giants.
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>>63134537 But will you admit if they stayed healthy they would have run away with the nfc east and be superbowl favorites?
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>>63134439 Deal with the Devil.
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>>63134537 I think 9-7, personally, and that might be enough to win this year's NFC East.
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THEY'RE A ROLLIN THUNDAH
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reminder that the raiders are going to the playoffs
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>>63134439 Peyton is my name, and winning's my game.
I make the Packers and Jags look like one in the same.
I rock the old dude, orange shoe voodoo curse,
Upon anyone who's playing like this year is their first.
Like this dude Aaron Rodgers, Packers dude.
He thinks he's got a fighting chance against a Bronco with an attitude.
Just wait until I see him again.
He'll wish a thousand friggin' times he didn't do what he did.
That's why they call us Broncos. We're faster than the speed of sound and light combined.
You know I'm throwin' laser balls, receivers jumpin' and shit.
With Von spinnin and hittin' you with force that don't quit.
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Who /hungover/ here?
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>>63134569 That or get a wild card. The Falcons have ONE wild card spot probably locked up, but the other one is up for grabs. The Vikings could get it, the Saints might get it, but the Cowboys could certainly get it too if they miss out on the division.
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I can't remember the guys name but didn't the Texans have a decent looking young QB last season? What happened to him? He wasn't good but he really wasn't that bad.
BlueDream !!KbpU6bZSFhE
>>63134621 Macho Man Tom Savage
Darth Raider !!x2pXkWRodD/
Is this a good trip for a raidnigger?
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>>63134559 I'll give you the NFC East win, but they had little chance at an Owl.
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>>63134656 Don't. Just don't.
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>>63134482 This fucking guy. This fucking guys is ELITE AS FUCK.
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>>63134722 Why? The nfc is weak, GB barely beating shit teams, overrated Panthers, way overrated falcons, Seattle worse.
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>>63134656 its okay but just namefag
trips are for faggots in my honest opinion
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>>63134722 Why? They had a real shot at winning the NFC last year and they're even better now
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>>63134672 All Moore had to do was catch that and the Raiders would have won (probably)
Fuck that guy, I'm glad he's gone. Too bad he just couldn't produce after Hue left
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>>63134652 yep I think that was him. Googled him. He's on the IR. That sucks maybe he could have had a breakout season.
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>>63134766 >the NFC is weak no division moreso than the East
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>>63132224 Money better spent elsewhere
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>>63134605 Seriously stop.
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>>63134621 Case Keenum? He's with the Rams now. Him or
>>63134652 either way Hoyer is doing fine so neither is really needed.
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>>63134854 I ran out of ideas anyway.
Can the Cards make it to the owl?
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>>63134922 God damn it asshole
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In recent years Defensive lineman finally joined the ranks of superstars. Will we ever see offensive linemen with huge contracts?
Charles Woodson !84MBwFCjfs
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>>63134956 Rodney Hudson got a big contract in the off-season
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>>63134956 Offensive lineman (LTs in particular) already get pretty big contracts
Joe thomas has a 7 year/80 million deal right now
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>>63134871 >>63134892 >>63134908 >>63134926 Honestly if you guys focus a lot of your defense this draft and off season you could be really scary next season. I'd say your OL too but they've been decent. Crabtree is a ok WR2 also. You have young talent in QB, TE, WR, and RB. Get a defense and you'll be threatening. Good luck.
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>>63134956 Offensive linemen ALWAYS get huge contracts, or at least tackles do. The league values them perfectly well, far more so than the public.
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>>63134838 Not if the cowboys mega star Romo, 1st ballot hall of famer Dez, and the next Deion Sanders, Orlando Scandrick were healthy
Why is it so hard for /nfl/ to give the cowboys credit? IF they were healthy they'd easily be the best team in the nfc
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>>63134956 Trent Williams of the Skins got a big payday too
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>>63134956 they deserve big contracts. Keeping those blood thirsty defensive linemen in check. Correct me if i'm wrong but I think the position with the most dirty players in the league are defensive linemen.
Anonymous
First thing that comes to your mind?
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>>63135064 'get the fuck of our field'
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>>63135064 I thought he was gonna be really good but he's just not.
Anonymous
>mfw the cowboys are about to lock up Greg Hardy on a multi year dear for cheap because of meme "crimes", locked up Randy Gregory for cheap for a meme weed smoking "offence", and locked up La'el Collins for cheap for another meme offence
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>>63135064 "literally who"
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>>63135104 Most of us wanted Matt Ryan to succeed, but he let us down in the end
Who knows, maybe one day he will become elite. But I've given
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>>63135135 Sorry, but you only get raps if you post "Thank you based Bridgewater."
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>>63135123 honestly all that matters is if a player is good or not. They get paid millions to help win games, not be fucking angels. I don't care if after my RB goes for 150 yards and 3 TDs that he likes to smoke some weed after the game. You keep playing like a beast I like you.
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>>63135123 >lose starting qb >can't win a game Anonymous
>>63135165 Reminder that as a cowboys fan I predicted the Vikings would make the playoffs. When will this "cowboys fans are delusional" meme die?
Anonymous
>>63135123 Why are the Cowboy's doing a mid 2000's Bengals impression?
Anonymous
>>63135227 Randy Gregory, Greg Hardy, and La'el Collins LITERALLY did nothing wrong
Anonymous
>>63135123 Why did no one draft Collins? I know there was some police investigation but they immediately said that he was by no means a suspect. So what was the issue?
Anonymous
Whatever happened to that gay guy in the NFL? Michael Sam? I remember him being not that great but everyone was hyping him up because >MUH FIRST OPENLY GAY NFL PLAYER
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>>63135261 >La'el Collins Mad as fuck the Redskins didn't take him in the 6th or 7th round
>>63135319 Last I heard he was about to get cut by some CFL team and ran home to his cake boy.
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>>63135319 The Rams drafted him, then dropped him. He's been out of the league since before his first NFL game.
Anonymous
>>63135205 We aren't even halfway through the season you moron.
Anonymous
>>63135319 nobody wanted to be teamates with him probably. I don't blame them either. I don't want some faggot staring at my dick while i'm trying to shower licking his lips get the fuck out of here with that shit. If I even thought I saw him checking my dick or ass out in the locker room I would have punched that faggot right in his cum covered face. The NFL is for real men, not fairy princesses who would cry if they broke a nail.
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>>63135319 he was too shit even for canada
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>>63135351 Aaron. Rodgers.
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>>63135347 Well then cap my post and send it to your local newspaper to be published if you don't believe me.
Dynasty !onftRaZ/0k
>>63135293 they said the same thing about aaron hernandez first. they just wanted to ask him some questions but he wasn't a suspect.
Anonymous
>>63135351 This nigga knows what's what.
Anonymous
>>63135351 Michael Sam is 6'2 and weighs 260 pounds. Punch him in the face. I dare you.
Also the funny thing is if he REALLY wanted to he easily can over power your skinny ass and completely ravish your tight little asshole and there's nothing you could do about it.
Anonymous
>>63135293 >>63135339 Who knows, probably afraid SJWs would attack the team for being a potential woman killer
Anonymous
>>63131735 Every time I see a large spider, I imagine stabbing it with a foot long needle to see what would happen
Anonymous
>>63135450 it would be impaled by a foot long needle, that's pretty much it
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>>63135383 >>63135410 Damn, I only watched the late rounds hoping that Patriots would take the chance on him
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>>63135480 >yfw you watch the guts ooze out of its abdomen Anonymous
>>63135450 Spider that big would probably pull itself off the needle and stab you with it and want to know how you like it
Charles Woodson !84MBwFCjfs
Anonymous
>>63135351 >being homophobic >not wanting Tom Brady to make sweet love to you I'm not gay but i'd suck Brady's dick.
Anonymous
>>63135351 >>63135387 showering with men not gay?
Anonymous
>>63135139 >I'm in this highlight DJ Davis here
Feels good bro
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>>63135450 Everyone I see a large spider, I imagine putting it in a blender, blending it, pouring it into a cup, and then drinking it.
I really wish I didn't.
Anonymous
>>63135390 LMAO, he literally quit football because he became a 4th stringer in the NFL, I could smack the shit out of him, if I didn't tear my acl senior year I guarantee I'd at LEAST be 2nd string in the nfl, more than likely a starter
Anonymous
>>63135623 the problem is if a faggot was in the shower with men he'd be staring at their dicks and fantasying about them. He'd pop a boner right in the middle of the shower. Fuck that entire situation. Why would you want a faggot watching your dick and ass as you shower?
Anonymous
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>>63135669 Wasn't he walking around the rookie combine with an erection?
Anonymous
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>>63135619 >I'm not gay but i'd suck Brady's dick new nfl general slogan right there. Make that a thing.
Charles Woodson !84MBwFCjfs
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>>63135667 >if I didn't tear my acl senior year I guarantee I'd at LEAST be 2nd string in the nfl, more than likely a starter Anonymous
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>>63135716 I wouldn't be surprised. Fucking faggot probably loved seeing all those muscular men walking around in spandex and shit. Why would anyone want to be in the same locker room with this guy or practice with him? He'd be grabbing the other guys dicks and asses constantly.
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>>63131848 Skip's opinion is valued by people
WITHOUT JOBS
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>>63135716 Yes, the video comments were hilarious, a bunch of SJW fag lovers saying "SO FUCKING WHAT?! IF THIS WAS A STRAIGHT MAN NOBODY WOULD EVEN CARE, YOU ONLY POSTED IT BECAUSE YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC" and then a bunch of cucks saying "you guys are so stupid, that's not a boner, Hes black he just has a huge dick, sorry you tiny dick homophobes don't know what a big dick is like"
It was pathetic, I doubt the video is still up
Anonymous
>>63135667 Is this the /sp/ version of "I'm a Navy Seal?"
I could have gone pro if I didn't break my ankle in the third grade.
Anonymous
>>63135667 I don't care how good or shit he was at football. I'm saying the dude is 6'2 and weighs 260 pounds. He'd kick your fucking ass if you tried to punch him. That's a big boy.
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>>63135769 >implying it matters behind that o line Anonymous
>>63135827 Who here would feel comfortable showering in the same shower as some faggot staring at your dick? Anyone?
Anonymous
>>63135667 >character says he'd have gone pro if he hadn't blown out his knee >it ain't me starts playing Anonymous
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>>63135827 Wish Germany would reopen Auschwitz and send the cucks there for a shower.
Anonymous
>>63135833 Big whoop, he's fat, big deal, I'd truck him
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>>63135828 I was gonna go pro then i took an arrow to the knee
Charles Woodson !84MBwFCjfs
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>tfw I could've gone pro if I didn't get a job at 16
Anonymous
>>63134766 >Haven't won a game by less than 7 points >barely Go back and try to troll reddit
Anonymous
>>63135828 >>63135877 >there is actually an nfl starter I used to beat up on in all the city/school baseball and football leagues >/sp/ will never believe me Anonymous
>>63135873 why are you so concerned with someone looking at you? imagine a really unattractive chick looking at your dick while you take a shower. do you care? you know youll never touch her so what does it matter. stop being so insecure
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>>63135884 no that's all muscle.
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>>63136013 what position were you and who's the player?
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>>63135970 epic reverse troll xD
Anonymous
>>63136014 Because it's fucking gay. I don't want some dude fantasying about sucking my dick later.
Anonymous
>>63136097 again why does it matter? i'm fantasying about sucking your dick right now. does it make YOU any gayer? does it hurt your feelings?
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>>63136097 >not being flattered that gay dudes think you're attractive enough to fuck I bet you're a closet homo
Anonymous
>>63136153 Women don't know the way guys think when they look at them
Men know the way guys think when they look at them
that's the distinction
it's uncomfortable
Anonymous
>>63136244 >Women don't know the way guys think when they look at them you really fucking think so? i bet your the kind of guy who thinks EVERY gay dude has a thing for you. pathetic
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>>63136337 You're pathetic. You don't even jerk off to ponies. Bigot.
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>>63135319 He signed a deal with Opera before he was even drafted. That rubbed a lot of coaches and execs the wrong way considering he had a limited amount of talent.
Dude fucked up. I'm sure some teams would have been willing to practice squad him and convert him to DT otherwise.
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>>63136337 Like if i'm looking at a girl she might think "oh psh he's probably thinking of having sex with me ha" when really what i'm picturing is shoving my hard cock deep into her asshole until she starts to wince a little but tells me to keep going and begging me to cum deep inside her asshole.
>She's picturing normal every day missionary >i'm picturing my dick is 8 inches buried in her asshole grabbing onto her hair and her screaming my name Anonymous
>>63136416 >convert him to DT >260lb no
maybe a 4-3 DE but not a DT
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Remember when Michael Sam was drafted and they cut to that fucking disgusting shot of him kissing his butt buddy? On live TV. What the fuck espn no one wants to see that shit
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>>63136477 it was pretty ridiculous. not because he was kissing his bf, but because they showed him at all. the dude was a 7th round pick. he only got the publicity because he was gay and its exactly why no teams wanted him. espn ruined his career before it even started
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>>63136435 >8 inches buried in her asshole really generous there m8
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>>63136471 He had nothing for the DE position. He lacked athleticism and range and was mainly running off of pure technique. At least if he bulks, he would fit in as a DT. He wouldn't be a McCoy or Richardson, but could have been a serviceable rotational guy.
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>>63136602 lol yeah you're right. 6 inches who am I kidding? Why lie on this site.
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>>63136594 I just hated it because of the kissing. That shit was fucking disgusting and should not have been broadcast.
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>>63134473 Obligatory
>recently >>63136244 This is bullshit. Women totally know what guys think when they look at them. The difference is if you're attractive. If you aren't, they'll play dumb and pretend they don't know and ignore it. If they do think you're attractive, they'll play along and soak in all the attention till they nearly get off on it, then fuck you.
>>63135123 When I saw his dad at the Eagles game.
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>>63136770 >That shit was fucking disgusting and should not have been broadcast. They can broadcast whatever the fuck they want. If you're offended - feel free not to watch espn, no one is forcing you
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Guys, what happened to the anime women asking if Tom Brady was still elite?
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>>63136858 She got her answer.
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>>63136791 No a girl thinks the guy wants to have sex so she's partially right. They don't imagine what specifically the guy is imagining. Not even after being in a relationship for a while does the girl know entirely. Sometimes they never know just how fucked up the mans fantasies are because the guy doesn't want to scare the girl.
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>>63135319 >>63135351 Him being gay doesn't really matter tbh. If he was good enough to contribute to a football team, he'd be on a team no matter how divisive he can be (see: Greg Hardy, Richie Incognito). The fact of the matter is that he's a tweener. He's too small to play DE and has no experience as an outside linebacker, so he really has no place in the league as he is right now. The fact of the matter is that Michael Sam just isn't a good NFL player, and I believe that's why he isn't finding work.
If some gay guy was as talented at their position as Brady, Kuechly, and Julio are, a team would still have them on roster. There isn't a GM or owner in the NFL who would let an MVP-caliber player walk just because they were gay. I'd bet you that 99% of teammates would put up with someone who sucks dick on the low if that same fag helps win championships.
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>>63136810 I was watching the NFL draft. Football is about manly men not fairy princesses.
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>>63131822 absolute madman
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>throw a few short passes that get run in for touchdowns because the texans can't tackle to save their lives >have everyone lining up to suck your dick
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>>63137009 I like princesses. Just not fat gay ones.
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>>63137076 Patriots corners are suspect so he might have an ok night but Dolphins will lose convincingly
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>>63137304 >There are people who actually believe that a QB who can't throw accurate passes into double coverage is as elite as Tom Brady Anonymous
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>>63135351 >Implying you wouldn't immediately buy a fag WR's jersey if he put up 140 YPG and 2 TDs a game ใในใฟใกใใ !6Q1g/Eq606
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>>63137530 wrong thread princess man but thank you anyway
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>>63137372 Rodgers is a double threat. He can run AND is an elite passer. Brady is just an elite passer.
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A lot of people are getting hype over the Packers/Broncos game on Sunday Night, but it will just be a low scoring shit show boring game.
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>>63137591 Brady has 2 rushing TDs this season. Rodgers has none.
Quality > quantity
Rodgers runs more but Brady does more with those runs. It's about efficiency.
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>>63137591 brady led his team in rushing last week
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>>63137671 are winning the NFCS
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>YFW VIKINGS GET A WILDCARD SPOT >YFW RAIDERS GET A WILDCARD SPOT >YFW JETS GET A WILDCARD SPOT >YFW FALCONS SOMEHOW CHOKE 6-1 AWAY EVEN WITH THEIR MEME SCHEDULE >YFW COLTS WIN THEIR DIVISION AT 8-8 OR 7-9 >YFW THE NFC EAST GETS DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING SO SHITTY >YFW SEACUCKS MISS THE PLAYOFFS
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>>63137863 >SEACUCKS MISS THE PLAYOFFS this one
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>>63137863 In order most likely to least
Vikings in playoffs
Jets in playoffs
Seahawks missing playoffs
Colts winning the division at 6-10
Raiders in playoffs
Failcons failing
NFC East disqualified
like the NFL is going to stop the cowboys or giants from getting postseason ratings.
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>>63137702 #1 in the league based on tie breaker rules
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>>63137624 reporting from last tread
Rodgers 2015
160 yards 5.5 average 10 first downs 0 TDs 0 fumbles
Brady 2015
19 yards 1.1 average 8 first downs 2 TDs 1 fumble
Rodgers career
1991 yards 4.9 average 150 first downs 20 TDs 12 fumbles
Brady career
842 yards 1.7 average 166 first downs 16 TDs 26 fumbles
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>>63137969 Didn't the chargers start 6-1 in 2002 and finish 8-8?
I can still see this happening with the falcons
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>>63137998 ...Meant conference
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>>63138006 Good post, mate.
You have conclusively proved Aaron Rodgers is a better runner than Tom Brady.
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>>63138019 But haven't you heard the Falcons have the easiest schedule and are gonna BTFO of the Saints and Titans on their way to 15-1?
>>63137700 That means literally nothing.
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>>63138019 Nah, they can coast to 10-6 and a WC spot.
They're a fraud team, no doubt about it, but expecting them to go anything less than 4-5 the rest of the way is stupid.
Anonymous
>>63138006 so Brady has more TDs this season. That's more important.
>RB A 3 TDs 50 yards
>RB B 0 TDs 120 yards
RB A had a better game.
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>>63138186 >implying you can coast to the playoffs at a 10-6 record in the NFC as a WC. It's not guaranteed. 2 years in a row a 10-6 team missed the playoffs in the NFC, one of them even had a 6-2 head start.
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>>63138233 20 tds over 7 years > 16 over 14 years tbh
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>open general >scroll to bottom >Brady vs Rodgers
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>>63138537 that's literally all /nfl/ talks about
maybe one day we'll just accept they're two of the greatest QBs to ever play the game and leave it at that
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>>63137863 raiders won't make playoffs
we prolly go 6-10 or some shit
next year tho. We're one more offensive weapon and a decent CB and MLB from being there.
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>>63138537 it used to be Brady vs Peyton but then this year happened
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>>63138233 That doesn't matter at all and you're skewing the impact of QB running. They aren't primarily runners, so scoring does little for it if taken out of context. Rodgers has a superior YPA, Brady's just feasting off of goalline situations. If a QB is running, it's either a broken play or a design for short yardage. Brady can get all the short TDs he wants, but Rodgers is the best non-meme QB at extending drives with his legs. You can't score the same TDs on out of this world scrambles from midfield compared to from the two yardline.
Plus, why would it matter if both QBs lead their offenses to TDs on that drive anyway?
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>>63137619 I do think it'll be a good reality check for the Packers as to whether or not their record is more of a mirage and they have any staying power in the playoffs.
Because frankly, if Rodgers cannot fight a defensive juggernaut like the Broncos on even terms, or the Green Bay D actually CAN'T contain ol' Noodle Arm, then we're just pretenders dominating a weak field.
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>>63138537 >>63138574 >>63138634 for the brady/rodgers crowd all that matters is years left in the tank.
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Brady is the greatest short yardage situation running QB in the history of the NFL. 3rd and 1 he becomes Jim Brown.
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>>63134498 >>63134475 >falling for it Trolled.
objectvivity
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Idk why all this Brady Rodgers debate. Both are in a class above any other QB. I tend to fall into the Rodgers is a more talented quarterback, but Brady is more of a developed player position.
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>"Wow, Jags and Raiders, wonder who's gonna >"Can't wait for the Jags and Raiders game on Sunday Night, should be a good one between two big Super Bowl contenders" - 2016
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>>63138719 Carrs numbers are way better. He has a good oline. But 2 of the TYBC posts earlier in the thread consisted of Carr checking down with no pressure before the play even developed. It's still to early but I'm sure most would side with Carr.
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>>63138719 Bridgewater isn't even in the conversation with Carr and Bortles
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>>63138754 Brady says he'll play for another 10 years. I don't think Rodgers will.
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>>63138889 >brady says you're actually retarded
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>>63138881 Here's your (You)
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>>63138881 If you look at the numbers I understand. Bortles is making something out of nothing, Carr has a ton of help, just look at his oline and yac. Bridgewater is doing what he's asked to do, and doing it.
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NFL Network @nflnetwork 3m3 minutes ago
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>>63139043 hope this helps you sleep better tonight
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Is there a team that tries less than the Texans?
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>>63138881 bortles has a fucking amazing supporting cast
his WR corps is probably better than oakland's as a whole.
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>>63138911 Rodgers potentially could play to 41 if hes really lucky and avoids a career ending injury but Bradys a retard if he really believes he will hold up to 49, Peterson wanting another 5 years is much more releasable by comparison
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>>63139005 >something out of nothing lel
bortles is good but he throws retarded pick-6s with probably the best WR corps out of any of the three rookies
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>>63138875 To be fair 3/4 of those TYBC webms were meant to showcase the receiver and not Carr.
I just had just made those 4 webms from the chargers game and wanted to post them so it worked
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>>63139160 To be fair retarded pick sixes are a mandatory requirement to being an AFC South QB
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Think about if Carr also still had James Jones
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>>63131822 absolutely disgusting
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>>63137671 Those are fucking gold and black-spotted cat ears, stop applying them to the fucking Panthers.
>>63139228 >playing any Battlefield game after Vietnam Anonymous
>>63139228 >battlefield 4 >rush the only good battlefield mode maps are shit BC2 was the last good battlefield game
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>>63139228 >giving a shit aboout Battlefield when your hype boner is set for Battlefront. >>63139088 BOB wants Hackenberg.
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/whoroyalshere/?
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>>63139457 >battlefront Enjoy your incomplete games
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>>63139160 Bortles will grow out of those interceptions but it's hard to find a QB with a nose for the endzone like him
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>>63139457 >BOB wants Hackenberg so he is truly an idiot, really I had no doubts from the HK video of him deciding on the starting qb.
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>>63139265 Yeah it was surprising that they let him go but I think it worked out for everyone.
Jones got to go back to Greenbay and tear it up with Rodgers and the Raiders can start developing some of their younger receivers and have them start building chemistry with Carr
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>>63137624 >Rushing >Jumping onto your C's back to have him carry your frail body into the endzone Pick one.
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>>63139606 except for the giants
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>>63139562 >Meathead atheletics coach isn't a Harvard scholar, local man thinks he made revolutionary observation He's not the GM, he made the best decision for starter out of an awful circumstance. They brought in Mallet because he was familiar with BOB and Hoyer, but O'Brien made the right decision about making the starter. Plus, the Texans actually have a bottom 3 GM.
Hackenberg will do fine behind an OL and with a potential elite receiver. BOB got the hype machine started with an average OL and Allen Robinson, he might be able to do it again.
>>63139548 I will, when I buy it later for cheaper when I'm less busy and can actually play it.
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>>63139810 Your spelling is the only embarrassing thing about that gif
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>>63132224 Watt misses Wade Phillips
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>>63139562 >>63139824 Take a minute out of your day to witness an 'nfl coach' behind the scenes. This is disgusting, retard should have been fired the next day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8WW6dsGmk Charles Woodson !84MBwFCjfs
Whaddya think of this?
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>>63139887 good thing the gif wasn't supposed to be embarrassing then
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>>63139928 >Patriots * 9/10 fairly accurate
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>>63139928 move Texans down maybe Chiefs up(they've been underperforming badly)
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>>63134652 He was stuck on IR because a 4-6 week shoulder strain.
Rick Smith is just a fucking asshole, look at what he did to Mike Mohamed in his contract year.
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>>63139928 How are Rams a dumpster fire? and how are Clots mediocre?
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>>63139928 The Falcons, Panthers, and Broncos have no business being there. The only contenders for the owl this year are the Pats and Packers.
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>>63139928 Dem lelphins been looking elite af but then again its vs shit teams.
if they beat the Pats i'll call them GOATs
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>>63139824 you idiot, or they could have drafted Carr, Bortles Bridgewater or Garoppolo
Fuck Bill and the texans and your dumb ass appologist self.
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>>63139928 >Rams >Dumpster fire They're at least mediocre seeing as how they've beat the Browns (one tier above) the Seahawks (two tiers above) and the Cards (four tiers above). Two of their losses are to the Packers and Steelers.
Hell, they're even .500. Might as well be mediocre-tier.
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>>63139926 I have no problem with that, I'm guessing you haven't been to many business meetings. So he isn't perfectly articulate on the spot, he still gets the message across. This was the professional way of telling Mallet to get off his ass and wake up (on time) and smell the coffee. With later context, it's perfectly fine and validated.
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>>63140132 >implying moron GM would take a decent QB when "greatest defensive prospect in a generation" bait was available. From what I've heard, Rick Smith has been god-awful and should be put down Ol Yeller style.
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>>63140156 >later context So naming your starter, imediately looking to your backup and shitting on both is good coaching.
>eagles trip nevermind
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>>63139928 Broncos Offense is too anemic for a deep playoff run and the Falcons will 1 and out
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>>63139928 put steelers into hopefuls, bears into contenders
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>>63140226 >first year coach has no say on 1st pick Anonymous
>>63140226 >First year coaches have no choice in the draft Anonymous
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>>63140288 >>63140445 both me, took forever to show up
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>>63140241 >not telling shit players they need to improve and where. An NFL coach is not a babysitter or a best friend. They're professional QBs, they don't need to be treated like special snowflakes, they just need to be coached up and fix their (numerous) mistakes so they can lead a team.
You'd be a dick to name a starter and ignore the back up, without even acknowledging what he can do better the next time and how to be prepared since he's a play away from being the starter.
Don't like it, then don't watch HK to see the behind the scenes and business aspect. That was a very tame meeting.
>>63140288 >>63140445 >1st year coach doesn't get outvoted by moron GM and moron GM's yesmen. Coach has a say, but the GM builds the team, especially an ego like Smith.
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>>63131848 Literally cannot watch first take without Cari.
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>>63131864 >jags in playoffs - lel >google standings Holy shit that is a bad division this year
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>>63140740 I wonder why she got the boot.
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>>63140602 >professionals This dumbshit names Hoyer the qb, before he even make eye contact with hi he tells Mallet to be ready. Then continues to tell his 'starter' you barely won the job. But don't worry, its not a short leash.
>benched 1st game You homer
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>>63132153 >/a/ in charge of anything Anonymous
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>>63140763 She didn't, she got on sportscenter.
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>>63140772 >me >Texans homer wut
Of course, you want to wreck your back up QBs psyche by saying "you were so awful, we had to make Brian Fucking Hoyer the starter" instead of "it was a close decision, we think he just beat you but we think we can make it if you need to play and if you step up and be a leader.
>you in charge of work-relations and politic-ing It's always going to be a formal, indirect way of saying you suck. The reasoning is they still needed him for now to come to work every day and perform well instead of quit out before the season even started.
Hoyer was the right decision and cutting Mallet halfway through the season for being an unprofessional cuntnugget is proof enough of that. Troll better and get some actual job experience.
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>>63132224 >tfw no girl friend Anonymous
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So when the puckers beat the brncs and the panthers shut out the Colts is the panthers/packers game going to get flexed to Sunday night?> 3 prime time games in a row for the panthers > win all 3 > worst 8-0 team
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>>63139928 bears are mediocre
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>>63141171 No you're an penn st homer.
>mallet goes out last week after a hit >it's hoyers job now. I don't even have to argue with your dumb ass over this. BoB will not be an nfl coach next year and your dumb ass can blame it on the Texans gm.
>$120 Million !!0X+CVR5R+Hx
>yfw the Ravens finish 10-6 and sneak into the playoffs
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>>63141168 >Giants 6 spots ahead of Eagles >Rams that high >Chiefs gain 6 to make it to 22 overall after beating only the dumpster fire Chiefs and the 3rd string QB led Steelers. Otherwise, it's alright.
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>>63141311 Okay, glad you have your trip on. It will make the ridicule much easier
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>>63141374 In fact, the Ravens are going to win the next 4 SBs and Joe Flacco retires as undisputed GOAT
Deal with it, and cap this too
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>>63141168 texans should be lower
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>>63141308 >tfw care more about Temple football this season than PSU >tfw the entire locker room hates the GM for giving away young talent and IRing well liked guys who would be coming back halfway through the season so he can lowball them in contract discussions the next year instead of letting him earn a good contract. BOB is relatively liked in Houston. After the horrendous loss this weekend, there were several polls (which aren't the most reliable measurement, but better than nothing) suggesting about 10% of the fan base thought they should fire BOB. The same polls showed about 30% want Smith only fired.
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>>63141785 Capped, archived, stored on 3 separate hard drives and the cloud and set as wallpaper and screensaver
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>>63141624 though we disagree, thanks for some discussion m8
>inb5 reddit Obrien is shit m8, im out
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>mfw the raiders aren't complete trash ass bull fucking dumpster fire garbage for once
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Post mini rivalries you missed that are dead because one or both of the teams suck
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>>63140740 back the fuck up please
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>mfw the jest rape the raidurrs on Sunday
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>>63134396 >implying throwing snowballs at Santa isn't funny GOATwoppolo !vhbm.X.cDQ
i would keep two puppy sized spiders
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>>63142215 >misspelling banana guess i need to listen to more gwen stephani
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>>63142279 >misspelling stefani JUST
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>>63142346 she could smack her lips on my cock if you know what i mean
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>>63141961 Good talk mate, I'd like to see what he can do on a better team.
Look up LB Mike Mohamed for a little reading about the latest GM bullshit. Smith's done this a few times before, he'd rather bargain brand his team than pay to win. That doesn't work in the NFL, even if a coach is shit or great.
>>63142186 Especially when the guy they pulled out of the crowd had an awful Santa suit, no belly, and was already drunk and you were promised a marching band and pretty "Santas Helpers" dancers to distract you from a 3 win team that had won it's way out of the hunt for OJ Simpson.
Frank Olivio, the Santa, actually died a few years ago, and always talked about was how much he loved it
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>>63142371 I don't know what you mean, could you elaborate?
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>>63142371 I don't. Elaborate.
>>63142082 Saints Seahawks
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>>63142082 Colts/patriots
Literally all these games are good for now is memes
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>>63142444 >>63142458 i mean i would like her to perform oral sex on me
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>>63142082 >dat NFC title game >dat MNF game the year after The best kind of rivalries sometimes aren't even the divisional ones. Just when 2 teams in the same conference get good and always end up playing each other because of it.
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>>63142512 Is this the most JUST play of all time?
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>>63131848 >tfw Stephen A. Smith was literally more irrational than the female host I honestly wouldn't mind First take if they paired skip with a good second troll
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Kawann Short is elite
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>>63142082 Mini, nothing,
Dan Snyder has FUCKING RUINED the Cowboys-Redskins rivalry. This fucking rivalry used to be the greatest thing in the NFL. It was even better than Bears-Packers; that was older, but there was more venom in Cowboys-Redskins.
Now, even when the Cowboys are good, the Redskins are SHIT. Fuck you, Dan Snyder. You fucking suck, and your team does too.
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>>63142601 nfl probably
there's butt fumble
football in general
probably >webm related
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You now remember the 2-3 years where this was a thing.
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>>63142665 > skip retires > stephen A quits >ESPN brings back Cowherd and Olbermann to do first take > mfw Anonymous
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>>63142694 This. Fans chanting WE WANT DALLAS was epic.
Though beating the Cowboys, in Fort Worth, with a 3rd stringer, on MNF was great
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>>63131848 I never understood the hype of the Colts this offseason. I just never saw why Frank Gore + Andre Johnson = superbowl caliber team
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>>63142082 Cowboys vs 49ers
Aikman vs Young and the NFC title game being the defacto Super Bowl
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>>63135351 I remember in HS this one kid would always fuck around in the shower. Get his dick hard and chase freshmen with it. Smack asses really hard and we would all laugh as a massive hand shaped welt would appear on a super white ass. He would piggyback his friend around the shower throwing shampoo at people. Always chalked it up to horseplay. Years later find out the dude is gay. Oh well, was still a cool dude and good ball player. So what if he saw my dick and balls.
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>>63142739 those are one dimensional failures by individual players though, the clots was a coaching thing and was retarded on many levels
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How could you faggots like Carrie more than Molly
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>>63142512 Fucking this
Thise games used to be WARS when peypey was around, even if we did win the majority of them.
They were legitimately fun to watch for the game aspect. Now theyre fun to watch the colts embarrass themselves
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>>63142802 >Years later find out the dude is gay >Years later was this a special needs high school?
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>>63142802 That was probably his way of masking that he was gay. He just played it off as "LOL BROS LETS BRO IT UP" while in reality he was looking at others butts and getting hard
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>>63142743 AFC Central rivalries back when the Jags and Titans were actually good were pretty GOAT
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>>63142847 Yeah. I have thought about that. He was probably getting turned on and getting erect. To "hide" his gayness he would make a joke about it.
>>63142841 If you had met him you would not have guessed. Dude was country as fuck and always seemed to have a GF. Kid was pretty popular in school.
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w-we are gonna beat pittsburgh, right bros?
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>>63142847 He probably didn't even realize that he was gay, it was highschool
>>63142954 It's pretty much a lock
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>>63142954 No. Have fun getting cucked by big ben
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>>63142985 Most of my gay friends say thats when they realized it tho, in high school
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>>63133397 It's going to be another losing team in the playoffs year. No one from the East is good, but the G-Men seem to be the least autistic team of the bunch.
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Is Eddie Lacy elite? Seems similar to Lynch.
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>>63142082 49ers-Seahawks
I know it was a new meme rivalry forced by the NFL so the us12s can have a rival but games between those two were always good physical football between the two best defenses and running games in the league
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>>63143025 I've always been told that while they felt they might be gay, the just didn't know for sure
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>>63142082 Packers/Vikings
In the favre years those games were always tough
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>>63142930 Thats a "real" gay if you ask me, ive met many of them like that. The flamboyant in-your-face gay is a vocal minority that gets typecasted as a rep to all gays, which is a shame, many of them are real bros and fun to be around.
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>>63131735 Top ten QBs in 2030
1: Tom Brady
2: Derek Carr
3: Marcus Mariota
4: Ben Brady
5: Terry Bridgewater
6: Randal Griffith
7: Jarectal Washington
8: Bradley Sanford
9: Andrew Luck
10: John Moynahan
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>>63143067 I don't think the NFC East will have a division winner with a losing record, it's going to be 8-8 or 9-7. AFC South on the other hand might literally send a 6-10 team to the playoffs
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>>63143224 >no based 12 gauge Anonymous
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>>63142930 >Jags go 14-2 in 99 >2 losses to Titans >Blow out Dolphins in playoffs >Lose AFC Title game to Titans The single biggest example one team cucking another I can ever remember. Like, nigga you 14-3 losing to same god damned team 3 times.
The Jags never got close to the bowl again.
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quick who do I start
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>>63143224 >Jarectal no. NO. No way this is a real name
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>>63143187 I love gay guys (phrasing) they're great fun and a lot of them are really chill about it. There's always those ones who base their entire personality around the fact that they're gay
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>>63143224 >tfw whew based John cucks his dad in the owl Sulking in Bridgewater
>>63138881 That feel when Teddy is actually better all around as a quarterback than both of these guys.
No amount of support or hate will ever change that, as time will come to show, teddy will not be the one to go.
PRlNCESS CADENCE !!vOq6+6vGuY4
>>63143508 I can't tell if you're trolling or not anymore.
sir_roflcopter !!2kbAhq+0M1U
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>>63143673 he's insane and trolling
PRlNCESS CADENCE !!vOq6+6vGuY4
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>>63143178 Vikings still consistently give the Packers tough games.
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>>63134588 GRACIAS, INGLES BASADO.
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>your team >projected record >game you're most looking forward to (before the playoffs) >favorite anime
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>>63137076 Literaly no Dolphins fan but Bahamas think he is really that good, he is a top 13 Game manager at best, or 16th worst
he's neither great , or really that bad.
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>>63143864 > panthers > 13-3 > packers at panthers > onepunch-man (currently) Lamar Miller's Scruffy Goatee !!jy21ljlGo2J
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>>63142082 Phins Bills. though it is coming back
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>>63143904 Literally me, except I'd put the Falcons games before the Packers tbh
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>>63143864 >bangles >14-2 >@zona >stop.jpg Anonymous
>Your Team >Team you think will go on winning streak >Team you think that will go on a losing streak >Best meme of this season >The city of the $(ers
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>>63143864 >Patriots >15-1 >@Broncos >Pokemon Anonymous
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>>63143864 >cakes >7 - 9 >the next patriots game where Ryan will be exposed further >enjoying taiwanese girl cartoons Anonymous
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>>63143976 >Patriots >Patriots (Steelers if it has to be a new streak) >Dolphins >Clots 4th down playcall Anonymous
>>63143982 Literally prepare your booties Lelphinsfags, Brady's going in dry.
Lamar Miller's Scruffy Goatee !!jy21ljlGo2J
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>>63143864 >your team Phins
>projected record 9-7
>game you're most looking forward to (before the playoffs) Clots or Cowboys Game
>favorite anime Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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>>63143939 Eh if the Packers game was at Lambert I'd agree with you but the Packers have looked vulnerable on the road and if they both make it to this game undefeated it has all the makings of an all time classic.
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>>63144069 Rest in pickles lelphins
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>>63144069 Philbin led team would have lost 56892885918-2
tbhqh
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>>63144084 Meant lambeau fuck this phone
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>>63144069 This will be fun, i think
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>yfw peypey goes 2013 mode next week
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>>63144168 >Franken fuck >ever being able to be a top 15 QB anymore He's finished
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>>63144208 >implying he won't pick his spots for one or two games He's definitely going old school in Indy. Its nice and comfy, and the fans will give him a standing O since their team is in shambles.
Lamar Miller's Scruffy Goatee !!a98sh6160Pj
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Jarvis is factually the most based Phins player
>breddy Humble >nice guy >talented af prove me wrong
http://www.nfl.com/videos/miami-dolphins/0ap3000000567217/Landry-I-don-t-have-limitations >>63144264 >Old School Indy breddy sure that guy could feel his hand, and had 60% more throwing power
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>>63144264 > and the fans will give him a standing O since their team is in shambles. Also
He is literaly THE sole problem of that team
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>>63143864 >vikings >8-8 >this week at Chicago >all the ones with porn Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
>>63144208 bruh it's the Packers we've made Blaine Gabbert look competent before
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>>63144313 he is loved though
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>>63144313 >CJ rushing for less than 3 YPG and no TDs >DThomas dropping passes >Nobody else being a consistent passing target >Forcing the defense to bail them out Nigga, Peypey might be ass this year, but don't act like that whole offense isn't a problem.
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>>63144360 If you say one more fucking word i will fucking punch you im not kidding
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>>63144376 The WR issue can often route back to the QB imo
But Buncos rb's have been fucking garbage
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>>63143864 loins
2-14
beating the burrs again
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>>63144412 Demaryius has been dropping passes even when Peyton actually is on target. Peyton's a big problem, yes, but to act like it's only him is just ridiculous.
Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
>>63144385 one more fucking word
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>>63144488 I am literally about to physically fucking choke you and you dont fucking want that so shut the fuck up
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
Big Ben's Dragon !wGcHSDp45A
>yfw AB gets another punt return td
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post the most insane ridiculous talented elite webms you have ever seen in your entire life
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>>63144590 >Mike Nugent has only had two punts returned for touchdowns in his career >they were both by Antonio Brown in Pittsburgh top cuck
Krabs !XAS38Z2yxo
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>>63144622 not the most but a sample
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>>63144640 Anon, I hate the Stillers as much as the next guy, but the punter is not at fault for that return.
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>>63144670 Imagine if he had knees
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Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
>>63144558 I'm a Packers fan, I'm used to choking tbh.
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>>63143864 >Packers >14-2 >Thanksgiving vs Bears for Brett Favre day >Wan Piss Anonymous
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>>63144744 underinflated footballs help with that
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>>63139423 >Console trash the last good Battlefield game Anon, once you've finished kindergarten, you can try a real Battlefield game like BF2 or 2142. BC2 wasn't Battlefield.
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>>63144732 >Packers >Jeff Gordon jej
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>>63144782 >last good >bc2 was after BF2 Are you just pretending to be retarded? Or what?
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>>63144782 1942/3
the point remains hardline is shit, 4 is shit, 3 is shit and bc2 was exiting, bc1 was fun
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>>63144744 Another pass Aaron Rodgers would never be able to make.
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>>63144782 1942 w/DC mod or gtfo
Lost Village all damn day
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>>63144744 i'm a huge peyton homer but wow that a throw
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>>63132224 MUH SELFIES MUH CABIN
