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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:03:56 No.63134596 View Reply Report Delete

>its 0-0
>its the 93rd minute
>youre the last defender
>this guy is coming at you with the ball
what the fuck do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:06:02 No.63134635 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>63134733

Show him my cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:07:37 No.63134658 Report Delete

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Nothing. I just stand there and wait for his knees to explode in the time it would take him to reach me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:09:11 No.63134685 Report Delete

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>>63134596
I remind him that a literal bum cucked him on their debut match at inter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLsf5BL4Mw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:12:13 No.63134733 Report Delete

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>>63134635

I opened this thread to post exactly this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:16:31 No.63134825 Report Delete

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Is it a League game, or a play-off, or a semifinal or a final?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:17:30 No.63134841 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>63135258

tell him

''you're not even the best ronaldo fam''

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:24:21 No.63134973 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>63135111

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:29:32 No.63135079 Report Delete

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Open a Doritos bag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:30:47 No.63135111 Report Delete

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>>63134973
>"jarita never sticks a finger up my ass, fucking weon. i guess i'll have to keep fucking my dogs"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:31:16 No.63135122 Report Delete

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Kick the ball away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:31:49 No.63135142 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>63136033

Get my war face on and cripple that fucka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:32:36 No.63135163 Report Delete

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Sweep the leg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:33:18 No.63135183 Report Delete

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>>63134685
......When did Alvaro "Maestro Sinistro" Recoba become a bum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:33:36 No.63135192 Report Delete

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I take the ball off him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:34:51 No.63135224 Report Delete

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wait for his knees to explode

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:36:06 No.63135258 Report Delete

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>>63134841
"trust me I read it on a nepalese needlework imageboard fam you are not even that god"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:37:56 No.63135297 Report Delete

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>>63134596
I offer him a cheeseburger and steal the ball form him while he devours it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:39:34 No.63135332 Report Delete

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Brandish a fake contract and pretend to be a Nike executive so he has a fit and collapses before he has time to score.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:05:01 No.63136033 Report Delete

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>>63135142
YOU FUCKED UP FAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:06:05 No.63136082 Report Delete

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literally just hug him and take the red

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