>>mfw a Seattle Sounders fan wore a scarf at 65 degrees, had a fat autist leading his chants, thought a Colombian rapist was elite, drank $8 coffee made from cat poop, called his fans "ultras", was a member of the Northwest Front, traded for Eddie Johnson, didn't get Diego Forlan on his team, thought Cascadia deserved a national team, thought the Open Cup was better than the Supporters Shield, collected the goop from his unwashed dick and smeared it on artisan bread and sold it at a cafe, didn't know why everyone hates LoudSilence, was given his tifos by an official MLS-affiliated supporters group, was afraid of black people, stuck things in his penis for sexual pleasure, said LA Galaxy were overrated, wore electric green and blue like a fag doing aerobics, dated a genderqueer performance artist named Ant'Rose, believed they had better atmosphere than most European clubs, thought Kasey Keller was a USMNT legend, didn't have an NBA team, called soccer "footie", thought this was their year, never made it out of the first round of playoffs, was knocked out of the CCL by an American international, and buttravaged by getting swept by the best team in the MLS near me
