TONIGHT'S GAMES
>7 PM EST Memphis Grizzlies @ Indiana Pacers
>NBA ON TNT DOUBLE HEADER >8 PM EST Atlanta Hawks @ New York Knicks
>10:30 PM EST Dallas Mavericks @ Los Angeles Clippers
>Statlines from last night CJ McCollum - 37pts/1ast/6reb
Russell Westbrook - 33pts/10ast/2reb/2stl
Blake Griffin - 33pts/4ast/8reb
Ricky Rubio - 28pts/14ast/2reb
Isaiah Thomas - 27pts/7ast/3stl
Jimmy Butler - 24pts/6ast/4reb/2stl
Derrick Williams - 24pts/7reb/1blk
Danilo Gallinari 23pts/3ast/8reb/3blk
John Wall - 22pts/6ast/7reb/3stl/5blk
Chris Bosh - 21pts/10reb/1stl/1blk
Jonas Valanciunas - 21pts/15reb/1blk
Andre Drummond - 18pts/10reb/2blk
Raymond Felton - 18pts/6ast/4reb
Kevin Love - 17pts/3ast/13rebs
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KAT should become a color commentator after he retires. He has that media people voice
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demarcus cousins making 4/5 threes last night was the worst possible outcome for the kings now he is going to go full bynum and chuck
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So I'm back from the off season. Who the fuck are all these new namefags and tripfags smfh
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
1st for clips on pace for 82-0 and about to beat the mavs by at least 20 tonight
Go wizards
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>the year of our lord 2013+2 >being a nut grabbing manlet
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this sfw picture is a representation of a current NBA team. what team is it?
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who /ricky-raulbroship/ here?
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>>63151842 that "manlet" is the best all around pg in the game and he's 6"0 which is short for nba average tbh
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>>63151860 curry is a better PG, player, and person than CP3
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Making a fantasy league. Snake or auction? Auction sounds fun.
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>>63151853 He won me my fantasy match up
Tybrr
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Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
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>>63151884 curry is the better shooter and that's all cp beats him out in most every other category plus he's one of the msot well liked players in the nba
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welp, another day of wageslaving ahead. enjoy watching the games lads.
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>>63151885 Auction is fun if the people you are playing with know what they are doing. If they are retards, auction drafts can suck. At least football ones can.
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>>63151928 >tfw Friday is my last day and I'm free for Halloween Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
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>>63151928 >tfw working from home today Go wizards
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>>63151928 Same
7 hours of doing nothing
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New fantasy league:
http://games.espn.go.com/fba/tools/join?leagueId=223718&inviteKey=25073 Password: based
Auction draft at 5pm EST, H2H each cat, 10 teams
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like us lakers and spurs fans care that we lost the first game of the season....we know we making the play-offs, no need to be a try hard in game one. This is a marathon not a sprint.
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kia logo is gonna be on the all star jerseys this year
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>>63152102 >we >fakers ever making the playoffs my fucking sides. You cant make the playoffs paying a 50 year old man 20 million
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Kawhi is definitely a top 10 player right?
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Who 0-2 here fam?
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Who do you think has the biggest dick in the nba? Keep in mind that dick size is not dependent on height/weight/size in any way
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>>63152265 ibaka is packing some serious meat I remember seeing those bulge pictures wish I had saved them tbh
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>>63152265 Blake Griffin or Dwight Howard.
Theres a reason dwight has like 8 kids by 6 women. And Blake is just a monster in every aspect.
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>>63152289 Oh yeah I saw one when he took a selfie in front of a bunch of kids where is dick was just huge and poking through his pants and he put it on Twitter but he deleted it
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>>63152265 Joey Dorsey, even if he isn't probably in the NBA anymroe.
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RAPTORS WE OUTCHEA
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>>63152366 >tfw he dwarfs my 7 inch dick I wish I had a cartoon dick that would hurt women tbh
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>>63152265 I was skyping with Gordon Hayward one day and he had just got out of the shower. We were talking about a new hero, I forget which, that was announced to be put into the game in the near future.
We took a break from gaming as I was hungry and was eating some food; and instead of waiting GoHa, as I call him, decided to go grab a quick shower as he was still a bit smelly from shooting practice earlier in the day.
When he returned I was sat at my desk eating a cheese and bacon toasted sandwich and watching something on YouTube on my 2nd screen. Gordon was sat only in his towel but I didn't think much about it.
We chatted again for a good five minutes until I heard a quiet, petit male voice call his name to the left of his camera. Gordon quickly stood up to confront the voice but in his haste, his towel got caught on the arm of his BTM Sports Chair.
And there it was.
About 11 inches of snow white meat.
of snow white luxury.
of snow white dreams.
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can I get all the gay rockets pasta pls
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IT'S OVER FOR RIVERS Why did he do it tbh
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>>63152389 It's not like I'm a cuck or anything. I just happen to wonder if my girlfriend would enjoy a dick like that. Just flat out curiosity tbqf.
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>Los Angeles Lakers 0 1 >San Antonio Spurs 0 1 >Houston Rockets 0 1 >New Orleans Pelicans 0 2 Im can't get much better than that
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>>63152430 >sensitive nature of the situation >being "blinded" by a fucking pillow seat This is the state of the US? FFS they're out there stabbing niggas during games in Europe. Its real out there.
Nut up, Jesus.
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>>63152446 >Bulls 2-0 It really doesn't
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>>63152484 Throwing anything or going into the stands is 100% an action that deserves severe discipline, up to indefinite suspension from the NBA. We may have a school shooting every 12 minutes but we're fucking civilized, damn it.
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>Bullyius Randle is technically a rookie >yfw he steals rookie of the year away from towns and okabust.
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Just starting to watch basketball. Which team should I pick? Living in Florida right now, but fuck Florida teams.
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>>63152553 he's not a rookie you fucking idiot he still played last year
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>>63152583 magic or heat faggot whichever you're closest to
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>>63152583 What kinda team do you wanna follow, a team that's gonna win now or a team that will be good in the future
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>>63152546 Absolutely. You're a professional athlete getting paid millions.
Not my point, though. Its extremely soft to both feel the need to report this anonymously because you're sooo hurt and traumatized by a fucking seat cushion, and acting like you were shot because of a FUCKING SEAT CUSHION.
Its smart though, I'd flop as hard as possible to receive maximum money.
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>>63152633 it'd be good just so doc and co get fucked with
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>>63151769 Fucking Jazz ruined the NW divisions perfect record.
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i love it. not a single spurreditor in sight. not a single one. no posts no nothing. just like when cp3 btfo them after they talked so much shit. Aldridge is awful. Tony is rapidly declining. Kawhi is getting better but he cant carry a team. Duncan still Duncan.>mfw Spurredditors think the current Spurs lineup is a contender BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA aren't the Thunder like shallow as hell as a team? BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA>b-but its just the first game everyone was rusty awful fucking statement made by sports fans, oh so the team that won wasn't rusty too? HAhahahahahah
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>tfw op image does not look unique so i keep over looking the bread
Go wizards
>>63152798 Why don't you like search the catalog
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Are the spurs the literal embodiment of all that it reddit?
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>>63152817 just newfag things
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>>63152817 Because search button is for autistic faggots
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>>63152872 talking about retard who can't into catalog not you
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>>63152864 The Machine is back in the league and they wasting a spot on this soft sorry ass bitch wigger
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>>63152883 the only retard is you ugly faggot
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>>63152756 The spudautist is still here spamming
Go wizards
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>>63152911 >can't add another backslash+nba after /sp >waits for /nba/ to be on the front page to find it drink bleach
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>>63152939 Why are you so ugly?
Next time tell your whore of a mother to swallow
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Who would win in a best of 7 Literal memes (warriors) or literally reddit (spurs) Winner faces literal 4chan (bulls)
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>>63153000 did you figure out how the catalog works? stupid motherfucker
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>Which NBA player has cleaned her pipes?
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>>63153012 >bulls Fuck you fag
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>>63153000 >>63153024 Stfu both of you underage faggots.
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>>63153012 well, cavs are making the finals from the east, idc how many times they lose to the hawks or bulls or wizards or bucks in the regular season, or by how much. secondly, probably the memeiors. hopefully if that matchup happens, it goes to 7 games though
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>>63153034 >perfect TayTay ever sexually touching a negro The day she does is the day she gets dropped hard
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>>63153024 did you figure out how to stop being ugly? ugly faggot
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>>63153067 thank me for telling you how to use this website. dyslexic waterhead fuck
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IF YOU AINT A FAN OF THE 76ERS YOU CANNOT BE A PART OF THESE HOURS REAL NIGGA HOURS REAL NIGGA HOURS REAL NIGGA HOURZZZZZZZ
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>>63153081 Sorry but you're too ugly to be getting any thanks. ugly fuckhead
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>>63153135 you're welcome
>I-I can't find the thread because there isn't a fancy basketball picture X( your mother shouldn't have drank when she was pregnant
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>>63153064 got some bad news for you fam...
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>>63153161 I said sexual. Nothing wrong with petting an animal.
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>>63153034 bitch is ugly
Steph Curry is hotter than her
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>>63153212 Food4lyfe put ur trip back on
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>>63153160 >i-i'm so ugly i don't go outside and just shitpost on 4chins >i will never get laid That is you.
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>>63153239 can you use the catalog now? or do you need me to remote access your shit and do it for you?
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why are you two arguing in my /nba/? Instead of arguing over how the site works. Argue against the Lakers haters, tell them that they SOO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW.
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>>63153340 that goes without saying. all of /nba/ (which is never EVER right) wants the lakers to fail. keep in mind this is the same general that bandwagoned lebron up 2-1 and then got btfo
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>>63153340 We are never scared. D'Angelo will save us.
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>>63153257 can you stop being ugly? it bothers everyone else
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>>63153350 What have you done. What have you wrought.
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>>63153366 can you use the catalog? do you need help greentexting? I'm trying to help you out dummie
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Who has the best benches in the NBA, /sp/?
>>63152717 legit gangsta tbh
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>>63153420 Thunder have the deepest bench. Kanter had 15-16 last night.
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>>63153420 Thunder or Boston
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Current Odds to win NBA Championship: Cleveland Cavaliers 14/5 San Antonio Spurs 4/1 Golden State Warriors 5/1 Oklahoma City Thunder 8/1 Los Angeles Clippers 13/1 Houston Rockets 20/1 Chicago Bulls 22/1 Memphis Grizzlies 35/1 Miami Heat 40/1 New Orleans Pelicans 45/1 Atlanta Hawks 50/1 Indiana Pacers 60/1 Milwaukee Bucks 60/1 Washington Wizards 65/1 Toronto Raptors 75/1 Dallas Mavericks 120/1 Boston Celtics 125/1 Utah Jazz 150/1 Los Angeles Lakers 175/1 Detroit Pistons 200/1 New York Knicks 200/1 Minnesota Timberwolves 250/1 Brooklyn Nets 300/1 Denver Nuggets 300/1 Orlando Magic 300/1 Phoenix Suns 300/1 Portland Trail Blazers 300/1 Sacramento Kings 300/1 Charlotte Hornets 350/1 Philadelphia 76ers 1000/1
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>>63153603 how doe sbetting work? if I put a dollar on every team does that make me rich?
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ODDS TO WIN THE 2015-16 NBA EASTERN CONFERENCE Team Odds Cleveland Cavaliers 2/5 Chicago Bulls 8/1 Miami Heat 14/1 Atlanta Hawks 16/1 Washington Wizards 20/1 Indiana Pacers 25/1 Milwaukee Bucks 28/1 Toronto Raptors 28/1 Boston Celtics 50/1 Detroit Pistons 100/1 New York Knicks 100/1 Orlando Magic 125/1 Brooklyn Nets 150/1 Charlotte Hornets 150/1 Philadelphia 76ers 400/1
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ODDS TO WIN THE 2015-16 NBA WESTERN CONFERENCE Team Odds San Antonio Spurs 5/2 Golden State Warriors 14/5 Oklahoma City Thunder 7/2 Los Angeles Clippers 7/1 Houston Rockets 10/1 Memphis Grizzlies 15/1 New Orleans Pelicans 20/1 Dallas Mavericks 60/1 Utah Jazz 75/1 Los Angeles Lakers 100/1 Minnesota Timberwolves 150/1 Phoenix Suns 150/1 Portland Blazers 150/1 Sacramento Kings 175/1 Denver Nuggets 200/1
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>>63153615 If the Cavs won, you'd lose money.
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>>63153615 If you bet $1 on every team you'll only make a profit if a team with worse than 30/1 odds wins the finals.
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>>63153529 The Thunder bench didn't even outscore the Spurs bench. He only got that cause the Spurs bench is full of manlets.
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Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck. First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY. Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH. Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I. Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait. And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide. Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell.
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>>63153645 >Indiana Pacers 25/1 >Milwaukee Bucks 28/1 >Toronto Raptors 28/1 >the pacers have better odds than the raps bitch please. i don't even like toronto but they're better.
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>>63153660 looks about right
confuses the shit out of me why everyone has the Mavs missing the playoffs
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>>63153615 These odds are basically saying for every amount of the second number that you bet in dollars, you'll win the first number back.
So if a team has 300/1 odds to win the wcf, if you bet one dollar on that team and they...somehow do, you win 300. If you bet 2, 600. Etc.
Basketball is very predictable so literally nobody ever profits doing this.
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>>63154002 unless you're a stats wiz and can build algorithms like Voulgaris. tho even he has been saying it's gotten more difficult to profit relative to a decade ago
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>>63153212 >Warrior "fans" everybody thinks a chucking feminine cucked bitchboy is more attractive than a feminine blonde with long legs
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>mfw the Spurs lost with a stacked team to a bunch of nobodies and Bestbrook
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>>63153827 Toronto is eternally cursed by Drake
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>>63152289 Here's a comparison.
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after a night of hard drinking and heavy drug use you wake up to this next to you in bed. what's your first move?
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>tfw just fell on my skateboard while riding through campus in front of a bunch of people Fuck this shit, I'm going home today. At least I can watch some of the games there
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>>63154458 >caring about what others think m8 where do you think you are
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>>63154394 >thanks for helping me win my fantasy match up last night, ricky, and I mean that in more ways than one >>63154491 Idk I'd still be kind of embarrassed, even if I didn't know anyone
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>>63154394 >what's your first move? tank
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>Muiday with the dear Triple double. 17 points, 9 assists and eleven turnovers >alot of poor shooting performances in the first 2 days, Houston, Milwaukee, Memphis, Indiana all shot around 35% >Porzingis shows he is aggressive and not some pussy white boi. actually a real gangsta wigger. Makes contact and goes to the line 12 times. >>63152226 Last nights performance was good
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Yo where the fuck yall niggas who joined the F A G G O T leage at? draft is happening yo get the fuck in here
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Why do faggots actually believe the warriors wont repeat?
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>>63154664 because teams like the thunder, clippers, spurs, and rockets all exist
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>>63154664 The west is so stacked it'll be hard to actually just make it to the finals
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So I am watching the Bulls and seeing how they got a nice Pau at Center and Mitrotic at PF and I am thinking damn this could be the Lakers but you had to be hungry and go after CP3.
>tfw Odom was once the best stretch 4 in the league >tfw Odom could beat any PF off the dribble and post up on any small ball line up >tfw Pau was the best post scorer in 2010 >tfw they traded them both for a trade that never happened >tfw broke loyalty >tfw they gave away Odom for nothing >tfw they decided to keep Bynum, a chrinically injured player with no knees over an All star and a 6MOTY >tfw they should have just traded Bynum for a good PG who wasn't CP3, looked for youth and draft picks and they they could have 3 peated >tfw Lakers management panicking over Miami's big 3 lost Kobe his shot at GOAT status. >>63154664 Because it is hard. Even the Spurs couldn't back to back. There were only 3 back to back teams in the past 15 years.
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should I rip this fat bowl now or when the mavs play
Go wizards
Damn this bitch at work sizing me up checkin me out of check her file she's 14 should I flirt her up in front of her mom y/n
Go wizards
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>>63154791 Tbf she's Hispanic and looks like 18
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>>63154861 >Turning off your namefag you are ashamed awful person
Go wizards
>>63154895 Woops I posted on another board and took my name off
Tbh I'm just bored this general is dead I'm just trying to make conversation
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>>63154919 games start in like an hour
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>>63154966 Yeah I'm at work till 8 tho
PACERS
CLIPPERS
HAWKS
Are winning their games tonight
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>>63154775 >she's 14 Just called the authorities to the dominos pizza you work at. Goodbye bitch
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>>63154971 what do you mean?
you don't wanna see Deandre Jordan cuck the mavs for the 2ND time?
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>yfw Based Dirk cucks le 2nd round exit man tonight and makes DJ regret his decision
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>>63155024 it's gonna be shit qual m8
>pacers grizzlies I'm gonna have it on in the background but pacers are dogshit outside of paulo jorge and george hill
>hawks knicks hawks aren't fun at all to watch and hearing the national media slurp NY media market's cum gets old
>clips mavs only watchable if you're a clips fan. it's going to be a 40 point blowout. unwatchable and late, two strikes
shit games
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grizzlies thread?
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brevin knight is the blackest man i've ever seen
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>>63154861 They always fucking get you.fucking Hispanic girls, reach sexual peak at like 14, looking like they're 19, then SOMEHOW raises the peak further when they actually reach 19. How. Why did God put white women on this planet when Hispanics are baby making material?
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Jordan Hill still with that mop on his head.
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>>63155435 And they're so fucking fertil. They breed so quickly
And half of them know how sexy they are. They wear like the sexiest clothing all the time
On an somewhat unrelated note my favorite racial stereotype is the Mexican on a little pink bike. Cracks me up every time I see a Mexican so poor he has to ride his little sisters bike everywhere he goes
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>>63155578 >my favorite racial stereotype is the Mexican on a little pink bike. lol wut
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>>63155603 Idk how often this happens but it happens all the time where I live, maybe because I grew up in a diverse area.
But yeah just always see Mexicans on like these bikes that are obviously meant for young girls. It's so funny
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>tfw boss makes me stay late >miss the start of the draft >starting front court of Ryan Anderson and Al Horford what did I do to deserve this, /sp/?
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>>63155654 >being a wage slave Anonymous
>>63155578 Hispanic/Latino=Breeding
Black=Athletic
Indian-MidEastern=Submissive
Asian=Smart+Cute
White=???
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>>63155699 white women are the new asian male= worthless
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>>63155719 Now that you mention it, no wonder why middle-class white girls turn to feminism, cause they can't seem to get any dick.
It's like they're the one girl who watches while the whole room is in a massive orgy, calling it degrading towards women.
So... allow me to correct myself:
White=insecurity
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>>63155699 white women wish they were tanned like middle-eastern people with the culture of black people.
Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
who /break out season/ here?
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>>63155849 >tanned like middle-eastern people persian/leb girls are god-tier
>>63155869 >a new warriors trip ugh
Go wizards
>>63155931 >tfw half leb Dope they have such fat asses tbh
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>>63155989 middle eastern girl ass genes are off the fucking charts tbh
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>>63156178 Knicks-Hawks thread
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1. Chris Paul 2. Steph Curry 3. John Wall 4. Russell Westbrook 5. Mike Conley>muh Kyrie eternally hurt, doesn't make his team better, doesn't play D>muh Lillard poor man's Kyrie Mike Conley is objectively a top 5 point guard
Go wizards
>>63156494 Are you the fag that said conly was better than kyrie a few days ago? Ur wrong fam
Although conly is probably #6
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>>63156494 >4 >Westbrook >PGs outside of CP3/Steph/Russ >Relevant Who cares who is outside of the top 3 when they're borderline all star at best. You just sound like a butthurt Grizz fan because no one pays attention to your team but it's probably for the better considering you got BTFO by the cavs bench by 30.
Real PG ranking is Steph/Russ/CP3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest/who cares they're not close to their level
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Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal! I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.>iggy shutting down MJ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
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>>63156594 Kyrie is almost Deron Williams/Derrick Rose-tier. Elite when playing 100% strength but never actually at 100% strength.
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>2-4 >two and four >two(2) wins four(4) losses >dos y cuatro >0.33333 win rate >33% winning percentage >advanced statistics >advanced metrics >sports science >advanced statisticals >statisticas avancadas >SportVU camera statistics >APBRmetrics >Sabermetrics >HoopData >eFG%: effective field goal percentage >TS%: True shooting percentage >PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play) >Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free") >PER >Win Shares (WS) >Wins Produced (WP) >ezPM >Expected Value (EV) >Plus-Minus (+/-)
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>>63157378 there's a game on you know
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who /childishgambino/ here?
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>2-4 >advanced broken back >>63157859 sup
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>>63157859 >>63157898 >childish gambino anything past that first mixtape with the grizzly bear sample is not that good tbh
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Reminder that unless you are a Bulls, Lakers, Bucks, or Celtics fan, Tim Duncan is better than any player YOUR favorite team has ever had.
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>>63154394 Ask if his mother's paella is any good.
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>>63157957 >bucks that one ship with erababby robertson barely counts in the modern era, kareem belongs to the lakeshow
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>>63158019 Kareem was a Buck first.
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who can stop the pistons?
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>>63158083 yeah I know I said as much, nobody really remembers him as being a buck (wasn't he lew alcindor back then anyway?)
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>Deron and Matthews out tonight mavs about to get btfo by an even bigger margin now
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>>63158706 who's starting?
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>>63158706 >tfw Wes and Wade didn't sign with the bulls over the summer Would've been the coolest back court in NBA history.
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>>63158735 No idea, haven't seen anything but a tweet saying who's out
Go wizards
>>63157859 He's corny and p shitty tbh
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>>63151848 Should be Houston.
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watch the pacers vs grizz pretty hype
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>>63159227 is abo a racial slur?
Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
NBA all cancer team 2015-2016: PG- Deron Williams SG- Monta Ellis SF- Carmelo Anthony PF- Zach Randolph C- Dwight Howard Bench: Josh Smith, Charlie Villanueva, Brandon Jennings
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>>63159295 Where is Cousins?
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>>63159295 >no rondo >no tim duncan >no lance stephenson >no josh smith Anonymous
>>63159295 what about rondo and latrell sprewell?
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repeating digits of any kind means deandre jordan tears his ACL
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>>63159465 repeating digits and Dirk gets an injury and his career ENDS TONIGHT!
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>mfw carlisle resting all the starters means there's gonna be some bench thuggery to hurt deandre jordan about to happen
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>>63159638 >conservative cuck ive seen it all
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>>63159638 I'm confused why he's resting Wes in the 2nd game of the season. Is it an injury precaution?
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>>63159638 Real talk, after the way he cheated them, he deserves a little injury.
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>>63159719 texas will always be a red state
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>people already jumping this early into the tricky-wolves bandwagon nice
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>>63159423 >latrell >the year 2015 he may be one of the realest nigs but he's gone fam.
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>>63160394 >tfw you will never own sprewell 20" dub spinner rims Anonymous
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>>63160594 based canada lol
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>>63161051 kill yourself
if any of the starters read this you guys are shit and appeal to faggots who barely started watching sports in college. I hope every bad thing in the world happens to you
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>>63161051 best meme team ever memed
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DEANDRE VS THE CITY OF DALLAS GAME THREAD!
>>63161428 >>63161428 Anonymous
holy fuck both of the tnt games today are terrible. hopefully dallas puts up a fight, but fuck. oh and byron scott is the worst head coach in the nba holy shit what the fuck was that last night?????
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>>63161672 i agree byron is dumb as fuck
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>nate waived by pels is it over for him m8s...
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>>63164748 Fucking WHY?
He's better than fucking Jeremy Lin or Raymond Felton. Why cant he find a job?
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>>63164748 >>63164801 he should sign vet minimum with the Spuds I bet Pop would somehow turn him into a good player
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Tanne-ILL(HIRE MAN CAMPBELL) !!TgmOh68XbLR
at least I only have to wait another day to actually watch a real professional team
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>>63164873 would be fucking based to see another scrub win a ring before durant
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>>63165147 heat wont even make the playoffs in the east
meanwhile based bulls are winning the hip, hope this triggers you tbh
Tanne-ILL(HIRE MAN CAMPBELL) !!TgmOh68XbLR
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>>63165439 lol I remember when I heard this same prediction over the last 5 years
Anonymous
You're in the club when this guy slaps you on the ass. What do you do? Keep in mind, he might be Santa.
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>>63165505 be flattered that at least one person on this planet voluntarily wants to make physical contact with me
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>>63165505 he looks so content
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>>63164801 >WHY? Because the top two scorers in the league right now are Curry and McCollum, who just so happen to be guards that Robinson had to guard in the first two Pelicans games.
Anonymous
why the FUCK do some "people" treat their pets like equals? dog on the dinner table? dog eating out of the same fucking bowl you are? dog clothing? what the FUCK?
Anonymous
>>63165812 Tell me how your post was about basketball and the NBA
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why is everyone on /nba/ so fat?
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>>63165838 it's 1:00 bro it's real nigga hour time
fuck off
Anonymous
>>63165147 i know man, spurs play tomorrow
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
>>63165860 why is everyone so obsessed with bullying people about their weight in /nba/?
you do realize that there are other people behind the computer screen you are insulting right?
Anonymous
>>63165883 0-1 soon to be 0-2
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>>63165895 >287lbs >"person" Anonymous
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>>63165895 I bet you actually cry every time someone says 287
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>>63165895 bro, if you are being serious and not trolling. TURN OFF THE COMPUTER. dont go killing yourself over /nba/ bants.
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>>63165812 because they are a part of your family
because they are sentient beings who have evolved to be humans' closest partner that isn't another human
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>>63165925 >implying they aren't going on a 15 game win streak after yesterdays game spurs are still going 75-7
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>>63165951 >part of your family >pet >PET lmao would you call your child a pet? the nature of the word fucking implies that you're condescending towards it.
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am i the only one that was laughing at derek fishers beard?
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>THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS >THE SHITTY OF DALLAS
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
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>>63151813 called that shit
still on pace for
82-0
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THE CLIPPERS ARE LOOKING GOOD RIGHT NOW ERNIE DEANDRE JORDAN GETTING THOSE REBOUNDS LIKE A BIG MAN AND CHRIS PAUL SHOOTING THE THREE LIKE HOTHOTHOT BBQ CHICKEN BEAL PARMESAN BIRDMAN BIRDMAN GIVE IT TO THE BIG MAN AND LET HIM DOMINATE SHAQTIN A FOOL ERNIE YOU AINT GOT NO RINGS LIKE I DO CHUCK I CAN BEAT YOU UP CHUCK UNDERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT. THAT. ON. A. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Inside the NBA banter
Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
>>63166204 >that grey Nigga stressin' about Barnes
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>>63166244 you're a big man
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somone gimme inside link!!! pls
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>fan duel segement
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
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>>63166271 I would be too barnes is the realest nigga in the nba
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funpostingly yours
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>leroy jetson Goodbye, world.
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>Leroy Jettson
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The bantz is too much
Chicagoat !!dixG9v/tcTE
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GO GETTEM BIG GOY
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>Chuck - how many years has caron butler been in the league now? >Ernie - 104 I cant my sides
Chicagoat !!dixG9v/tcTE
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why is drake so based bros?
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>the barren wasteland hovel of Terrance Ross
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0-5 ZERO FOR FIVE
Chicagoat !!dixG9v/tcTE
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>>63166622 literally ended Meek's career
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funpostingly yours
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>>63166489 >Jyane STOP THIS CRAZY THING
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>Chuck can't handle the DUI bantz
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AND I KNOW WHEN THAT CHUCKLINE BLING
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ELITE BANTER FROM CP3 KEK
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who /sissy/ here?
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>>63167335 >11 points and 5 rebounds Anonymous
>>63167447 it's all part of pop's master plan
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>>63167335 He's probably the ugliest player in the NBA. Literally a disgusting coon.
Anonymous
>>63167565 I don't know what the norm is in Italy but here in North America and especially on /sp/, we don't use disgustingly racist terms. There are several people of color who browse this thread. Next time you think of using the "c" word here on 4chan please censor it or just don't even use it.
Thanks.
Anonymous
>>63167584 i like how you guys defend niggers but still bully that one trip about his weight(287 not even that big od a deal to me imo)
if ppl stop using coon ppl should leave trips alone and only discuss basketball with them and leave out the personal attacks
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>>63167597 food4lyfe detected
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>>63167565 What are you smoking I hate LMA but he is pretty good looking. You can probably find a large amount of players that are uglier than him.
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>>63167681 lma is like 4/10 not the ugliest but for sure below average, to me he just looks like he doesn't know how to read
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>>63166489 >Shaq cuckced Mr Jetson >Shaq cucked one of us too Anonymous
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>Heat/Cavs not on Canadian TV smh we got 5 different TSN channels and 4 Sportsnet channels I hate this gay ass country
Go wizards
Who /violentfemmes/ here? Who /noteatingtoloseweight/ here? My biggest fear is being 287 bruh
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>>63168412 Who /bulking/ here?
Who /walking1mileaday/ here?
Who /losingweightforp00n/ here?
Go wizards
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>>63168560 >walking1mileaday You should start running that mile anon
I know you can do it
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>>63167597 turn your trip back on you fat fuck
Zangief !!YG0uo46UrxQ
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>>63151769 Fuck you, refs fucked us
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10/30/15 Heat Cavs -6.5 Thunder -8.0 Magic Jazz -7.0 76ers Raptors Celtics -2.5 Bulls -3.0 Pistons Hornets Hawks -5.5 Wizards -2.0 Bucks Nets Spurs -14.0 Timberwolves Nuggets -4.0 Warriors -1.5 Rockets Lakers Kings -6.0 Trail Blazers Suns -4.5
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post yfw when the lakers get the number 4 pick and have to give it to the sixers
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>>63169344 Its not like it matters. The fakers will continue to suck until they stop paying a 50 year old Kobe over 20 million a year to jack up 13 3's a game.
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Will Miami cuck lelbron, lads?
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>>63169344 Don't they have to give the to the suns because of the Nash trade or am I wrong
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>>63169297 Rockets over the Warriors tonight
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So, is he good?
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I totally forgot about Donovan cucking the Magic back a few years ago.
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>>63169399 Yes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63169399 >Nash trade That was like 5 years ago. How the hell are they still giving up draft picks?
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>>63169525 Lakers management was never very smart
Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
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>>63169513 >Nash >Kobe >Pau >Dwight How could it go wrong???
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Why won't they ever fix mycareer why will it always be unabalanced garbage I don't get it
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2pac was a meme and Biggie was better tbh
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>there's literally a Warriors trip fag now
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>>63169807 I wholeheartedly agree. No rapper has ever come close to biggies flow tbh
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>>63169764 I feel like it's to prevent you from going 82-0, I mean dudes like Kevin Durant can't make an open jump shot provided you're passing them the ball however scrubs like Raymond Felton can decimate you on Hall of Fame difficulty
Also it's been said a million times but what the fuck were they thinking with MyCareer's story line, as bad as "you're undrafted and you and your agent aren't friends" is being Freq is thousands of times worse. Literally killed the replayability of MyCareer
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Take out bs like MyTeam (its a mobile app game no need to out it on a console) and add more RPG elements. You choose your background. Your dialogue choices actually make an impact. Teams have different cultures. Come on 2k if you want to make it cinematic dont half ass it.
Go wizards
>>63169875 Idk I was thinking more about defense, like I'm guarding my guy but then he just passes to a fucking open 3 pt shooter and I'm already down by like 25 and he drains it, and it's like that almost every possession and there's really not much I can do. It's pretty shitty. I also work for an open jumper and I brick ever time? It's just boring now. There's really no reason to not play myleague/mygm
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>mfw we got nerds up in here talking about videogames lol nigga go outside
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>>63169934 Your teammates always incompetent in 2k
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>mfw LeBron actually thought he could lay back while Love took over this season
Anonymous
Anybody else wake up every morning and jack off?
Go wizards
>>63170169 I can't jack off when I wake up
Like it takes me an hour until I can
Now that I think about it my dick might be broken
Anonymous
>>63170212 low testosterone.
dont you like 14yr old girls?
Go wizards
>>63170224 Yeah that's it
No I saw a girl at work the other day and she kept checking me out but when I checked her file she was 14
She was Hispanic and looked like 18
Anonymous
>>63170275 >checked her file nigga where do you work? the cia?
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>>63170303 No I work at a glasses store we have patients records on file because technically it's like medical or whatever
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Looking forward to the Warriors once again sweeping the season series against Houston.
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>>63170317 How do you know she was checking you out?
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>>63170450 I mean she kept looking at me and talking to me and I like just kinda ignored her because I was busy
Like asking how old i was and all this weird stuff
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>>63170482 Did she have ass?
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>>63170495 If this leads to fewer or shorter timeouts, I am cool with that development. Then again, I am a Yuropoor and therefore used to ads on jerseys.
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>>63170495 Would stop watching tbh
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>>63170495 Fucking gay
>>63170505 I mean I guess I wasn't really looking
I guess she was kind of cute but when checked her file and saw she was 14 I kinda just ignored her haha
Tbh I'm better when I deal with milfs at work I can't tell you how many times I've flirted with milfs to get a good sale haha
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>>63170224 I dont get this testorone meme. I love thick women, i get morning wood every day and am always horny as fuck but physically i dont look like i have much testorone. I got a babyface, little bit of facial hair and am a manlet.
Anonymous
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>>63170549 I mean I like thick women and have Hella facial hair, and I always get morning wood but I take forever to cum and I can't do it in the morning and I can't have sex multiple times in a row for whatever reason
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>>63170557 THE BIG CROISSANT
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why the Knicks gonna be trash my whole life?
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>>63170603 >can't have sex multiple times in a row for whatever reason I cant even have sex once...
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>>63167545 >doubting based master ruseman Pop Plebs get out
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Courtney Lee underrated af
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Woke up this morning and remembered the mets are down 0-2 and the knicks got btfo at the garden for the home opener. Just started beatting my girlfriend Hey, you guys don't care I don't care
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>>63170638 Dude losing your virginity is overrated af I'm telling you it's not even a big deal
Sex isn't all that great either. Especially for me because after my gf wants to talk and shit and it wasn't worth it man I'm telling you right now man
Anonymous
Where were you when Kawhi became a top 5 player?
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>>63170730 Watching the Spurs play Miami in 2014
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Allen Iverson overrated af
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>>63169807 >>63169826 2pac>biggie only smelly east coast people like biggie more
>>63170511 they have zero reason to make less money off commercial timeouts don't be a doofus
>>63170821 no he isn't
qbp check in
qbp life
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Wilt Chamberlain overrated af
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puff puff pass
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>tfw based Steph admitted to fingering his 10/10 qt wife with his championship ring Literally better than Jordan
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Christmas Jerseys are out. what do you guys think? I think they're pretty good
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>>63171298 like 5 of them are the samn damn jersey
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>>63171197 wait really? based as fuck
>you will never be Steph Curry Anonymous
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about to go get a large fries from mcdonalds
Go wizards
>>63171714 Are you gonna get all day breakfast
Anonymous
drake is shit and has nothing to really say
>>63171714 why do you hate yourself fam
Anonymous
>>63171827 nigga that shit like 3 dollars for the sausage biscuit
Go wizards
>>63171853 Drake blows he makes unimaginative bland pop music
Jumpman was a cool song tho
>>63171871 So good tho McDonald's bfast is good and cheap
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Is there a reason to watch the Heats vs the Cavs? The Heat are going to get BTFO if lebron decides not to coast early in the season.
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>>63171714 thinkin of getting some little caesars after work tbh
/qps/
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>>63171995 BRO fuck off, no one touches my babe kristen ledlow, shes pure as it gets
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>>63171995 man i aint gay but steph is a good looking man
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>>63171995 Curry is a good christian boy.
Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
>>63171298 These are pretty good
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Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
>>63171905 >>63171871 >>63172011 >>63171714 >>63171827 and ppl here call me the fat one yu niggas are obsessed with fast food
also little ceasers isn't even pizza or human food a frozen pizza is miles better than litter ceasers
Anonymous
>>63171995 I think Steph might be the only man in the NBA who doesn't cheat on his wife tbh
Anonymous
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
>>63172151 only two nba players who never cheated on their wives are doug christie and ac green
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>>63172151 its gotta be hard tho seeing as how hot he is women must be throwing themselves at him
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>>63172148 >300lb faggot talking about others being obsessed with food Anonymous
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
>>63172195 have you seen his wife? he for sure cheats on her plue he's lebron james for god's sakes
Anonymous
>>63172202 >30 year old millionaire with kids who is the top 3 most famous athlete in America cheating on his wife Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
>>63172262 you must be delusional if you think just because someone has a wife and kids that means they won't cheat,
and if anything the money and the fame makes it more likely
just because he is in the spotlight doesn't mean he cna't cheat and get away with it
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>>63172202 he may have fucked rihanna tbh
bitch is beyond obsessed with him
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>>63172176 Doug Christie's wife is the worst spouse to ever live, I don't understand what he sees in her
Anonymous
>>63172285 LeBron has too much to lose to be caught cheating on his wife. He is not like Jordan where white people love him so much he can do no wrong he would get buried
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>>63172285 YOU must be delusional if you think just because his wife isn't a 10/10 then he won't cheat
If he got caught he would lose ALL of his sponsorships
just because he is in the spotlight doesn't mean he cheats
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>>63170511 it really won't
coaches will throw a shitfit if they took away some or reduced the length of their timeouts
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tfw don't get to fuck two bitches/have two wives like NBA sixth man of the year Lou Williams>go on vacation with girlfriend and meet her best friend of 15+ years >we all go out to dinner on the pier but me and friend eat at another location and can't bring our food into restaurant >talk for upwards of an hour and a half while girlfriend waits in the restaurant, don't make the least bit of progress on our food >wind up throwing it out to meet up with angered girlfriend >next day me and best friend take the helm of the boat we rent, hang out for two hours while girlfriend can't get a word in edge wise >hold hands with friend at the beach momentarily >fall break over get her number and back to college >text her for days before girlfriend brings it up in an argument and we stop I just want to breed two women and have sister wives
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>>63172374 I didn't even know he was married. I figured his kids were just bastards like he was.
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>>63172202 Lebrons wife isnt that bad to say shes just some random chick from his highschool days
Anonymous
>>63170730 how many ppg will he average this year you guys think?
He got that 32 effortlessly against okc but then again he was guarded by that bitch KD
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>>63172521 >effortlessly He had a great game. Dont expect it every night.
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>>63172176 no way Dirk cheats on his wife, that man is loyal to a fault
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who can stop the clippers? they would have won the title last year but houston got super lucky. it was a fluke. this year we are only more experienced and more talented.
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> people still think biggie and 2pac are the best rappers ever lmaoing at ur life tbh
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FUCK DISNEY #BOYCOTTSTARWARS
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>>63172667 Is this DG? Sounds like what he said before he presumably killed himself a month ago.
Anonymous
>mfw LeBrown cake walks to the Finals again
Anonymous
>3pts PPG >cant defend >$82 million >muh rebounds
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>he thinks NBA superstars are loyal to their"wives" Do you niggas even hollywood? High profile celebrities fuck each other all the time. Have no doubt that Bron has fucked Rihanna
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Remember back in the day when Josh Smith was desired?
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>>63172749 >“LeBron James…looked like he was entering another phase of his career. He’s got a lot of miles on him. Looked different in how he was playing. Went away for two weeks, came back. He’s been lights out. [He] basically has been at 29 [points] a game, 6 [assists] and 6 [rebounds]. Fifty percent shooting. He looks like LeBron again.” Anonymous
Are Mavs fans still mad at the Clippers? LOL get over yourselves. You will never be an elite franchise like the Lakers, Bulls, Spurs or Clippers. There's a reason why DeAndre denied your shitty fucking team I hope more FA's do that to you guys
Anonymous
>>63172911 >Clippers >elite Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUCK HOW DO YOU STOP HIM 26/10 in less than 30min
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Best PF in the league.
Clips4lyfe !!9egtzarsjE3
>>63172972 clips are arguably one of the top 3 team in the league
we have the $$$'st owner and we playin one of the largest markets, have 3 top 1- players in the league and one of the most respected coaches out there
we are a premier franchise we are the team everyone wants to be and be on for now and the future
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>>63173060 >we lol and no, they aren't even top 3 in the West.
In no certain order - Spurs, Warriors, Thunder, Rockets are all better teams. Clips should be happy to be a 5 seed in the West.
Anonymous
Who 3-0 here? Who's ready for Detroit to be the only undefeated team remaining after this weekeend?
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>>63173166 Yall niggas are losing to the Bulls tonight.
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>>63172975 you can't
well maybe you can, but not with dirk
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>He will go down in history as a bald dude who was 2-4 in the finals
Anonymous
>>63171995 Her foot game is through the roof tbf
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>>63173485 What are you on about? She's putting on a flat out foot clinic fam.
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>>63173354 >foot game faggot country of italy ladies and gentleman
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Get well soon Uncle Drew
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>grantland being shut down welp. FREE ZACH LOWE
Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
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>>63173354 >Doris Is there any worse voice in all of sport?
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>>63173942 apparently just won some battle in court with his wife trying to get money from him for his kids but he had texts or something of her saying she was using the money more on herself than their kids.
man literally just keeps winning somehow
Anonymous
>>63173808 >Liking literally reddit the writer Anonymous
>>63173354 >foot game The most beta of fetishes.
Anonymous
SportsCenter @SportsCenter 23 Apr 2009 Stephen Curry declared for NBA Draft. Doug Gottlieb "He doesnt have the upside of Rubio. Jennings, Flynn, Mills, Teague all more athletic." O I AM LAFFIN
Anonymous
bought me and my dad tickets to the Suns game tonight vs the Blazers, we're gonna smoke a bowl together and watch the Suns get destroyed like the good old days life is good fam, be good to your dads bros
Go wizards
>>63174475 What's a patrician fetish? What's an alpha fetish?
>>63174540 Are you tellin me peek please doubted curry wtf what how are u serious what the heck his knees were bad what is going on omg
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>>63174301 I like Zach, but it's funny to me he always calls out snark on twitter when he is the snarkiest mf out there
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>>63174567 >What's an alpha fetish? White women.
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>>63174540 this is so old dude even normie twitter people have been memeing about that tweet for a year now
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>>63170907 overrated. jordan was able to recover enough to contest since AI was such a manlet
Anonymous
>>63171197 >ayesha curry is a 10/10 Anonymous
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>>63174563 Fuck off with your pessimistic shit I'm a portland fan and I guarantee you we will lose.
Then again after that Timbers win who gives a fuck about this game.
Go wizards
Tfw you've scored the most points in your fantasy league this week so far
Anonymous
>>63175219 What round did you pick up CJ at?
Go wizards
>>63175245 Cj mccallum? I don't have him
Also I'm playing a league on espn and was wondering
Should I bench players who aren't playing that day for players that are? It seems like a dumb question but I'm worried I'll lose the points
Like melos not playing and I have Otto Porter on my bench and was wondering if I should bench Melo tonight and play Porter and if I do that will I lose melos points
Just asking pls no bully
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>>63174563 hi OCD
you rep qbp now?
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>>63174847 I mean Steph is obviously the hotter out of the two but she looks nice
Anonymous
Kawhi is going to be a serious candidate for MVP this year
Anonymous
>>63175536 >1(one) game >that he lost Anonymous
>>63175536 I agree. He's as serious as your gingivitis.
Anonymous
>>63175307 Yes.
>Picking up Melo At least you didn't fall for the Anthony Davis meme.
Anonymous
Rate my classmate. He's always yelling out Brady
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>>63175738 canada schools look boring
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>>63175731 It was on auto draft fam
Besides Melo scores. And I'm doing something right since I'm winning rn
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>>63175536 lol come on. he never score more than 30 points. He is a too scared to break the system to win mvp.
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>>63175797 Why are you alive? I promise you if I ever meet you in real life I am going to beat you with a shoe and then feed your mother my dick
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>>63175536 My fucking sides
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>>63175536 C.J. McCollum for MVP!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>63175536 no shit sherlock
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>>63176150 >37 PPG this season damn... Dude is better than prime Kobe
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>>63172758 Offensively he's shit and his ceiling is probably 15 points a game if he maxes the fuck out but defensively he's pretty good. Not elite in defending any one position but he can switch and cover his man well enough. I'd say he's like a homeless man's homeless rodman.
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>>63175700 >>63175632 >>63175797 >>63176150 >>63176102 If he gets 25 ppg and wins DPOY then why shouldn't he be considered? Not my problem you can't see how fucking good he is.
Meanwhile my cheeky tenner is going to net me 500 quid
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>>63176323 He's a worse John Henson.
82 million makes Flacco's contract look like a bargain.
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>>63175797 he literally is averaging over 30 points
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Raptors are going to the klynyk tonight
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>>63175922 yo meet me in temecula.
>>63176396 because you need a good offensive game which he is too inconsistent to keep it up for a whole season
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>>63176589 Have you been watching Kawhi at all faggot? He can score in every fucking way possible and if he stays healthy he's guaranteed to score at least 20ppg
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le MVP candidate
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How do yuropoors watch basketball? Honest question. I can barely stay up to see the 4th quarter of late games, and those start at around 10:30 for me.
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>>63177235 the euroleague is pretty good, and they have their local championships/cups
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>>63177235 It's annoying, but you get used to either getting less sleep or sleeping before and after the game. West coast games I can basically only watch on Ballstreams the next day though, yuro fans of those teams are 2hardcore4me.
Go wizards
>>63177562 Damn that sounds shitty. Like you wake up in the middle of the night to watch ball and then go back to bed?
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Go wizards
>>63177679 That sucks man
I feel like once you get used to it tho it's not that bad
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>>63177711 Yeah it's normally rough for preseason, but by the time the regular season starts it's just your normal sleep cycle.
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>Magic leading Thunder All dese fast breaks. Nice to see them actually play how they say they wanna play
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>Lebron constantly laying down like Bird and Nash I give him 2 more years
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>>63178015 I like the players the Magic have right now but I don't see any of them being stars in the future.
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>>63178113 LeMeme never had a serious injury in his whole carrer I just wish he breaks his leg everytime he enters the court tbh
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>>63178341 I think the "plan" is for at least one of them to get to a star level, and there's at least 3 on the team that could.
But they could very well also have 0, and never do much.
Here's to hoping someone makes the leap. I think some playoff experience would help that a lot, even if it's getting btfo.
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Pistons about to be the first 3-0 team
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no miami thread? worse fans in the league tbh
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Russell Westbrook Victor Oladipo Kawhai Leonard Aaron Gordon Anderson Varejao Nate Robinson Monta Ellis Andrew Wiggins Amare Stoudemire Rudy Gobert Who stops us?
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thank christ almighty that skiles has the magic playing well
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>>63178701 It's great. They always parroted "defense and athleticism/youth/quickness" last year and didn't do shit about it. He actually has them playing to that mantra.
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cavs looking good. you scared spee?
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where were you when scott skiles turned vucevic into a shot bloker?
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>>63178958 lookin' real good fam.
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>who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
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Festus_EzELITE !!KhHG6+p3StV
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are Tyler Zeller and David Lee the most attractive front court in the NBA?
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>>63179770 when you make it.
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I cant believe i fell for the Anthony Davis is good meme. Fuck you guys for ruining my fantasy team
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new thread on the way, just putting up tomorrows games.
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>>63180078 Thanks i was panicking
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mirotic is the face of the bulls tbh