The time has come, don't you think? USA's true first division league needs its own general. The league is growing exponentially, an absolutely unprecedented feat of the human spirit that inspires us all.

Let's show those My Little Sawker plebs who's boss. Filthy, evil, rigged, salary cap having, single entity league. They just don't know how fucked they are and how much better we have it.

Everyone get in here. This our home now. Also, hail Cosmos fam.