>>63160256I remember the first time I got a cute gf. She started spending the night at my apartment, making herself comfortable, woke up one morning to get ready for work, go to the bathroom where she just took a shit, I'm smelling her disgusting rank girl shit, then I look out and she's eating my food watching my tv, just the stench from her ass shit, her ugly face without make up, her frizzy unkempt hair, eating my food, using my stuff, I decided right then and there I don't want a girlfriend, my cowboys are the only significant other I need, girls are gross and NO I'm not gay.
