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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:41:30 No.63163822 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>63166962 >>63170133 >>63172344

>yfw God is a Patriots fan

https://twitter.com/NBC10/status/659804859043028992

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:34:58 No.63166962 Report Delete

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>>63163822

>gain power of precognition after winning superbowl 50
>see myself winning multiple superbowls afterward
>see myself lunging across the goal-line down 5 in the final play of super bowl 55 to win my 8th ring
>unfortunately that tackle knocks me unconscious and I appear to die on the field
>see a vision of myself in heaven
>St. Peter is waiting for me
>he's wearing a patriots beanie and is congratulating me on a great career
>ask him if im really dead and if this is heaven
>he nods yes to both questions
>I ask where God is
>he pauses for a few seconds and then chuckles
>he goes on to tell me that sometimes God gets bored and decides to play out the lives of ordinary humans on earth from time to time
>he tells me that God is just returning to heaven at the same time I am
>in fact, he's just returned from a stint as the greatest quarterback to ever play in the NFL
>suddenly ascend to the infinite
>see glory and all that is and will be forever and ever
>blink
>look around
>im on the field, my teamates are telling me that they thought I was dead
>theyre telling me im the GOAT and I just won my 8th super bowl
>tell them I know
>thank my teammates, coach, family, friends, and fans for always having faith in me

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:39:59 No.63167019 Report Delete

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>>63166962
I knew he was God all along

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:40:34 No.63168803 Report Delete

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God loves Brady

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:30:45 No.63170133 Report Delete

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>>63163822
I'm pretty sure Faker doesn't follow American football, OP

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:33:48 No.63170171 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>63170233 >>63171653

>>63170133
Who the fuck is that

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:38:40 No.63170233 Report Delete

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>>63170171
God.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:19:05 No.63171653 Report Delete

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>>63170171
its Jesus's older Brother

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:08:25 No.63172344 Report Delete

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>>63163822

Brady is god. I think he likes the Pats okay.

Brady only loses to test your faith in him and so he can rise again.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:12:31 No.63172398 Report Delete

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>God

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:29:27 No.63172656 Report Delete

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