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>went to the janitor's house
>told him I had a bunch of for him
>he gets excited and almost has a coronary
>tell him to calm down I don't actually have hotpockets
>start explaining how horrible that shit is for his health and that if he wants to be a winner he should start eating salads and exercising more
>its been 3 months and the janitor has lost a considerable amount of weight and appears to be a much happier person overall
>told him I had a bunch of for him
>he gets excited and almost has a coronary
>tell him to calm down I don't actually have hotpockets
>start explaining how horrible that shit is for his health and that if he wants to be a winner he should start eating salads and exercising more
>its been 3 months and the janitor has lost a considerable amount of weight and appears to be a much happier person overall
