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>went to England
>spotted a slag wearing a Ronney jersey
>ask her which NFL team that is
>she says its Dorchester Football United or something
>tell her shes watching the wrong football
>she pulls my pants down and starts trying to suck me off right there on Big Ben Avenue
>pick up her and tell her I'm a married man
>now she's stalking me
>can see her from the bedroom window right now filming me from outside the gate
>shes wearing my jersey

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