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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:04:34 No.43296276 View Reply Report Delete

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>TTS Mod
Updated. Changelog and download link can be found here.
http://kdmtts.tumblr.com/post/131199311266/kingdom-death-tts-mod
>Rules question thread on BGG
https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1441104/faqs-poots-crew/page/1

>Mobile-friendly Survivor Sheet App
http://ivoilic.com/projects/character%20sheet/index.html

>GDrive Settlement and Survivor Sheets
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16lPgAUgDyv5XaqOU9IdHgKqUA3GW8HzaRbRvkQAve90/edit?usp=sharing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:02:08 No.43368397 Report Delete

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>>43367680

poots cant even reply to his own kickstarter comments within 30 days, you replied way too quick to be him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:08:32 No.43368437 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43368796 >>43369172

>>43367025
And yet, you're crying like a koala that bruised her knee, while we sit around and chill. Put the Fosters away, get in line, shut up

>>43367680
Is that you Joe? I thought it was just me.

SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:01:10 No.43368796 Report Delete

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>>43368437

just stfu retard, you have nothing to add except your fanboy mentality. fucking leave faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:34:37 No.43369089 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43369183 >>43369197

>>43368796
If only I could contribute as much as you.

Oh hey wait I'm talking shit that no one but you cares about. Looks like I contribute exactly the same thing.

DCSS

DCSS Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:42:46 No.43369172 Report Delete

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>>43368437

you would legitmately let poots fuck you if he said he'd give you a free model. gtfo

DCSS

DCSS Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:44:02 No.43369183 Report Delete

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>>43369089

>Oh hey wait I'm talking shit that no one but you cares about

He's talking about the bullshit radio silence concerning asia deliveries and complete lack of response from the KD team regarding the matter. You're just being a huge faggot and admittedly contributing nothing but fanboy bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:45:06 No.43369197 Report Delete

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>>43369089

legit wouldn't surprise me if you were a kingdom death employee, you certainly have the faggoty attitude for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:50:44 No.43369247 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43369360 >>43372823

So after going through a few play throughs worth of sessions and running into most of the game, I feel that my playgroup and myself would be interested in doing some sort of photo and text based Kingdom Death Let's Play. The course of play will be described and sometimes given a narration with individual comments from the players present whenever it's relevant. Then during important events and for general information summary, pictures will be provided.

Does this seem like a good idea and presentation? What other things should I keep in mind for doing this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:59:33 No.43369327 Report Delete

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>>43329822
Then link to the models sperg, so they can be added

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:01:19 No.43369339 Report Delete

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>>43353782
I'm going to paint mine like Smough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:03:43 No.43369360 Report Delete

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>>43369247
>Does this seem like a good idea and presentation?

Well people can watch hours long Twitch streams of DnD campaigns, so "LPing" Kingdom Death isn't that bad of an idea. Just be sure that you don't mess up any rules or your readers are going to get cranky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:52:17 No.43369872 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43370052 >>43370128 >>43372660

So the general consensus here seems to be that the game and products are great, but Poots and his company are assholes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:01:11 No.43369944 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43370052 >>43370083

>>43366569
But HR Geiger was at least smart enough to use a hint of subtley. He didn't have literal erect penises for heads.

The facehugger is the perfect mixture of human elements and monster scariness. Human like fingers for legs, a vagina looking mouth that impregnates you instead of the other way around, the human looking skin, but its different enough to not be obviously human like and yet scary at the same time.

You can't tell me that the giant mass of breasts with a face is a good design for a monster. A vision in an LSD trip maybe though. It's feels way too abstract.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:06:12 No.43369997 Report Delete

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>>43297784
Except saviors can't equip 'other' items.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:12:46 No.43370052 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371684

>>43369872
>but Poots and his company are assholes?

No, that's only what the australian shitposter wants you to believe, Poots never came across as an asshole in his kickstarter comments.

>>43369944
>HR Geiger
>use a hint of subtley
>that whole post actually

What the fuck am I even reading, this is one of the worst false dichotomies I've ever read.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:15:53 No.43370083 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43370131

>>43369944
>But HR Geiger was at least smart enough to use a hint of subtley. He didn't have literal erect penises for heads.

Child please stop, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:21:41 No.43370128 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371738

>>43369872
Not assholes just bad at logistics, quite understandably so considering they've only ever done limited run resin minis before this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:21:58 No.43370131 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43370137 >>43374408 >>43376892

>>43370083
Fine, I'll give you the erect penises head thing. But I still refuse to acknowledge the breast pile with a face as anything other than a complete garbage design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:22:49 No.43370137 Report Delete

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>>43370131
tumblr pls go and stay go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:24:49 No.43370159 Report Delete

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>>43370137
>tumblr
You wot m8?

I didn't complain about the plight of fictional women and how they need to be flawless, or complain about the transphobia inherent in frozen yogurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:23:36 No.43370961 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371041

>>43370159

Damn it! Now I'm waiting for the KD monster that represents the transphobia inherent in frozen yogurt.

Sex and tits have been in gaming for a while... the titty monster is no more sexual than the Diaz daemonettes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:28:09 No.43371041 Report Delete

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>>43370961
It isn't even sexual. It's a maternity monster. Boobs aren't sexual - they're for feeding. That is what that monster does. Feeds babbies or pregnant women or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:13:32 No.43371684 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371817

>>43370052

>Poots never came across as an asshole in his kickstarter comments.

except the part where he basically said "i dont give a fuck about you". and the fact that he rarely keeps people updated and getting info out of him is fucking exhausting

DCS

DCS Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:17:43 No.43371738 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371768 >>43371859

>>43370128

Bad at logistics is an understatement. It was already deduced that he is only getting around 100 wave 1 orders done per day with 4 people on them - partly because he himself admitted it was a "boring" job that was beneath his highly skilled staff (fucking lol). Also the fact that the Australian warehouse has suddenly dissapeared altogether. And the high amount of incorrect orders, damaged stuff and forcing people to pay for shipping replacements and missing itemd that the company fucked up. Want me to continue?

DCSS

DCSS Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:19:17 No.43371768 Report Delete

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>>43371738

You are not me. Although your post was all correct. But you're still not me. Try harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:22:05 No.43371817 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371859 >>43372004

>>43371684
He said he doesn't give a Fuck about people who aren't backers, and that people who pre ordered are still a secondary concern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:25:10 No.43371859 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371915 >>43372660

>>43371817
>>43371738
You´re all making me scared about my pre-order now, it still has not shipped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:28:29 No.43371915 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371955 >>43372004

>>43371859
Have no fear anon, I preordered oct 2 and I'm picking up the box today. Pics later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:32:23 No.43371955 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43371990 >>43372004 >>43372041

>>43371915
I preordered Oct 3 and I got no word of it even being shipped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:35:16 No.43371990 Report Delete

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>>43371955
I backed and it just showed up at my door one day without warning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:36:12 No.43372004 Report Delete

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>>43371817
He said that in his mind people that backed the project from inception are his top priority, since they pitched in from the KS. He said that after they had been accounted for, THEN he would switch his priorities to the pre-order folks since they came after and didn't necissarily wait 3 years like the initial backers.

It's not that absurd of a stance, really.

>>43371915
>>43371955
I preordered when back in July. Does my heart good to know some dudes that ordered a month back will get their shit before me...

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:39:18 No.43372041 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43372084 >>43373385

>>43371955
I'm in Jacksonville, so I dunno. Pic related for proof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:41:23 No.43372084 Report Delete

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>>43372041
Oh well, nevermind, I am in Europe, guess they take a bit longer for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:22:24 No.43372660 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43374862

>>43369183
No mate, I've not fanboyed anything; we all have to wait, we all get treated like shit, the radio silence is for EVERYONE. You ain't special, and neither is he.

>>43369197
I mean, evidently not, given your bitch is that they ain't talking to you, and I'm the only person who will.

>>43369872
Nah, it's more that no one ever gets to speak to any of them so we just get to sit in line and wait for our shit.

However:
Poots is a pretentious self-indulgent artfag. Keeps harping on about backers over orderererers.
Joe is just some guy who seems to be scared of responding to more than 1 in 50 emails
Anna hasn't said anything for 3 years, so is probably buried in Poots' basement.

Game is fucking good though.

>>43371859
There's like, 2 threads on BGG on missing pieces and 3 on Reddit. If that's enough to make you piss your pants then you dont want to get involved with miniatures.

Don't get me wrong, I backed 3 years ago, and people at the top of the globe, including UK, have got pre-orders before me. So yeah, there you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:34:15 No.43372823 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43373356

>>43369247
I think the game would work pretty good in a Wil Wheaton style set up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:11:24 No.43373356 Report Delete

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>>43372823
Why would the game be good if you got iritating faggots to play it?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:48 No.43373385 Report Delete

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>>43372041
>over 20lbs of resin & cardboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:48:53 No.43374028 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43374089

Are the sold out monsters playable or purely for collectors' purposes? Are the seven which come with the game adequate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:51:00 No.43374066 Report Delete

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ARRIVED

waiting to open till a couple friends come over. Literal torture...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:52:29 No.43374089 Report Delete

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>>43374028

Currently all "sold-out" models on the store do not have rules. They were limited collector's releases. It is likely some (or perhaps most) will be eventually re-released as expansions for the game.
The 7 that come with the game will keep you busy for some time. It is likely that the expansions will become available for pre-order once a clear time-line exists for delivery to the backers of those models.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:10:53 No.43374408 Report Delete

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>>43370131
Ever seen a Sumerian fertility goddess statue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:35:40 No.43374862 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43376765

>>43372660
>Poots is a pretentious self-indulgent artfag.

This, a million times this. He has a self insert character, named his company after himself, and on the bottom of every base it says "I Heart Poots".

It's pretty fucking clear he's in love with himself.

Still, really fun game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:15:44 No.43376765 Report Delete

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>>43374862

To be fair... If my name was Poots, I'd try my best to turn it into something positive as well, instead of just the sounds an asshole makes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:22:06 No.43376892 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43377316

>>43370131
http://www.puttyandpaint.com/projects/1486

I dunno. With a good paint job on it, it's looks straight out of Giger's imagination.

Incidentally, I really do suggest you look up some of Giger's art. It's pretty as fuck, and it really shows how far down the sexual horror rabbit hole he went. Kingdom Death has absolutely nothing on Giger in terms of horrific and not especially subtle penis/vaginamonsters. He literally made rape into art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:42:45 No.43377316 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43377390 >>43377579

>>43376892
Huh, that's really weird. For some reason I don't hate it quite as much painted with those colors. I mean I still don't like it, but I don't loath it anymore either. It's almost tolerable.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:47:16 No.43377390 Report Delete

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>>43377316
Yeah. It doesn't do as well in plain gray.

Also, have another example of HR Giger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:55:41 No.43377579 Report Delete

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>>43377316
This paint job is the best one.

http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/showthread.php?46766

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:54:12 No.43378534 Report Delete

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Here's another somewhat Giger inspired paint job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:59 No.43378893 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43379121

Any Canadians having their game shipped yet? I ordered in August and I haven't gotten any notification. Are they doing America first or should I think something is up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:08 No.43379121 Report Delete

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>>43378893
Delivery has been all over the place, personally I wouldn't start to worry too much until they start to ship wave 3.

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