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http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFig http://pastebin.com/98mpGLrh http://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1 http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPk >(1/2) You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.
You sit at the old porch with your feet dangling an inch from the waters, a vast expanse of shadow beneath you. The sky is grey and unfeeling, but you can discern it from the wall of mist that waits beyond the lake, where the world trails away into nothingness. You can’t see the sun, but you know it’s out – you can feel its warmth suffusing you, lifting you up, hear the crickets and the birds and the worms of the earth awakening to its touch. Your sister sits next to you, reading.
You drift, thinking of things, not thinking of things. The horns atop your head blaze with the heat of the sun – fire the colour of lapis, smoke the colour of malachite. You roll your shoulders and let your head hang back, let the sun and the moon colour your cheeks. You feel calm.
“The whole world will be your enemy,” Reads your sister, her eyes roaming the pages, long white hair swaying in the breeze. “Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.”
The front door creaks as Joyce comes out onto the porch, and you feel everything beginning to crack and burn at its edges, and the thing beside you seems to expand – its veiny, near-translucent hands, its silver-frayed hair, its shining eyes. It looks to you and you feel incredibly, indescribably small.
“Your people.”
“Our people.”
MY PEOPLE.
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>>43358796 Are you the underdork?
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Well, you guess he does look sorta Dracula. If Dracula were reincarnated as an American teen with parental issues. You wonder if it’s a mutant thing. Maybe he has fangs? You don’t see any, but maybe they pop out or something? “Alright then, Vlad, let’s get this together.” You could ask for his real name. But who cares? You guys might as well be vampires anyway, living down here in the gloom. If he wants to play pretend, more power to him. Maybe it makes things more tolerable. “You don’t happen to know that Alani chick, do you…?” It doesn’t take long. A few people are itching to stretch their legs, and people don’t take much convincing when they’re like that. Soon enough you’re waiting at the end of one of the tunnels with Laura and Gaby beside you, the latter humming softly to herself – something you vaguely recognize actually. Orchestral, maybe. Mildred volunteered too, oddly enough, and most of the time you spent preparing was actually more about her convincing her brother that she’d be okay. She perches along the tracks, her unblinking eyes seeming to perfectly reflect the darkness of the tunnel. “Heya, dudes!” You turn around at the sound of Vlad’s voice, your eyes immediately straying to his companion. Alani – Alani Ryan, as she introduces herself – is a thin shadow of a girl with a figure like a bunch of sticks and a healthy tan to her skin. Her face and much of her arms are covered in strange, twisting patterns of discoloured flesh. You’re willing to bet they extend all the way under her torn hoodie and her jeans, across the better part of her body. She seems… shy, pretty much. But she thought to bring a flashlight, which is extremely cool. “Right, then.” You hop down from the side of the platform, onto the tracks. The dark of the tunnel yawns out in front of you. “Let’s do this.”
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>>43358834 No, im the pidgeon shitter.
Designer of operation Shitstorm.
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>HMQ 138: END >Congratulations! You laid down the law! >Congratulations! You met VLAD. >Congratulations! You met ALANI RYAN. This seems like a good point to call this thread. I’ll be back in an hour or so with HMQ 139: urban explorer edition.
By the by, in case people didn’t see it on twitter:
http://pastebin.com/v5THNvfz It'll be added to the OP post next thread.
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>>43358887 Still sort of upset Noriko didn't become the waifu.
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>>43358887 Add Tyler and Mildred to the Stats pastebin.
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>>43358913 Eh, Noriko would not have gotten as entangled senses wise as Laura has. Those two are probably so closely connected to each other on a senses level its hard to really conceive about it.
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>>43358887 >Kamen rider Amazing.
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>>43358887 Favourite real heroes are Captain America and Kamen Rider
Which Kamen Rider?
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Alani Ryan Age: 16 Powers: Disruptive phasing.>phasing Best girl.
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Since I haven't been here since it happened, and there's a break now. Worst possible fucking codename out of all of the choices. Holy shit you guys really shit the fucking bed on that one.
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>>43359027 welcome to the club.
Threadly reminder Vagrant is a shit name without anything added to it.
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>>43359011 >anyone other than Laura being a best Anonymous
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>>43359047 It's just really lame. Both edgy and dull at the same time.
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>>43359011 We should hang around her, to get phasing. Just saying.
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>>43359011 look out Laura
>>43359027 it won by one vote
13-12-11
I hope it gets atrophied
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>>43358978 Lucas has a thing for originals. But V3 and Stronger definitely exist.
Japan has a ton of Riders running around.
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>>43359100 no i hate you phasing fags so god damn much since you twats infected other quest with your faggoty
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>>43359134 Its not even the actual phasebros anymore anon, just people taking a joke too far.
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>>43358887 >>43359011 PHASING IS NOW A WAIFU, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LAURA, SHE'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
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>>43359124 >But V3 and Stronger definitely exist. Cool.
What about Big Hero 6?
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>>43359118 I wish that we could have a 1 on 1 vote between the top 2. There's no way that 6 of those 11 like Vagrant. It is so bad.
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>>43359134 You shouldn't even let it phase you bro.
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>>43359124 I am so glad to hear that. Here's hoping for Kamen Rider Gaim.
...however, I'm not sure how all the bad guys, monsters and other shit works with Marvel. Aren't there several world-ending threats Kamen Riders face?
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>>43359227 >Aren't there several world-ending threats Kamen Riders face? And the Avengers don't?
Bruh.
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>>43359157 Phasing 3somes are awesome tho.
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>>43359266 I mean, no I get it. I'm just surprised we never hear about the shit Kamen Rider deals with.
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>>43359286 I would be okay dying like that.
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>>43359286 It's too bad he didn't die there.
Are we going to save him from being shot by some guy in the street? Anonymous
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>>43359156 >>43359134 It's okay guys, this joke is just a phase. It'll be phased out soon.
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>>43359298 They probably don't hear about the shit Kamen Rider deals with, either.
Hell, people think Supes is a comic book character in verse, he could be very real in verse however.
It's like how there are thing going on in Russia right now that are years ahead of us, but we don't know about it. Similarly there is shit in the U.S. that is leagues ahead of something they have, but they don't know it. Even in the modern world where information flows like a plague in a whorehouse we still don't hear about everything.
tl;dr who fuckken knows?
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>>43359328 That "some guy" was the Punisher trying to shoot Captain America (for some reason).
Peter took the bullet for Cap.
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>>43359350 I know. I was making a joke.
Seriously though I would take a bullet for that guy. Anonymous
>>43359373 Not for Ultimate Cap.
Mainline Cap? Definitely.
And HMQverse Cap is Mainline Cap with Ultimate Cap's powers.
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>>43359286 wellll hello there. I was wondering what to do during this break.
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>>43359389 Nah, fuck Cap. I was talking peter.
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>>43359286 Two chicks at the same time. Nice.
Where's that from?
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>>43359437 >fuck Cap I wish.
JJ x Cap would be nice.
>I was talking Peter. We can just heal him.
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>>43359340 Wait, Supes could be real? I mean, I guess he could, parallel realities and shit. Maybe he's here, but keeping his head down because he realizes his popularity and fictional status? I mean, Supes can be stealthy, he's unbelievably fast and hard to see with the naked eye.
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>>43359449 Spidercest 5 (it starts in Spidercest 4) By Tracy Scops, and Bayushi
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>>43359465 Well, we met the spectacled reporter Kent recently, so maybe?
Coincidence, possibly, but always could be the actual Superman. Never know with comic stuff.
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>>43359511 You know I bet he would. No one would believe a guy named Clark Kent is actually Superman. They'd probably give him shit about it, but never suspect. Reminds me of the Secret Identity comic where that was actually a thing.
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>>43359749 Thread up. Get in there.
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