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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:20:11 No.43354490 View Reply Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:08:42 No.43367035 Report Delete

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>>43354490
as expected from the master

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:09:15 No.43367043 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:10:07 No.43367050 Report Delete

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Someone asked for more Florida Man.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:23:24 No.43367167 Report Delete

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You know, I'm not normally one to sperg out over relevancy in filename threads, but you guys could at least make an attempt to keep it vaguely /tg/ related.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:27:10 No.43367195 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:34:33 No.43367255 Report Delete

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>>43366961

Oh yeah. Firing Squad is utter hell on the guys involved. All the PTSD of a soldier, none of the support!

Especially when you run into the difference in feel between 'Shooting someone in cold blood' and 'Shooting someone who's shooting back'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:01:24 No.43367491 Report Delete

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>>43366659
>experts required by the execution, cost of materials used in the execution, cost of machinery used in the execution
ITT: absolute fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:16:01 No.43367588 Report Delete

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>>43367013
i would think that they put some kind of oderant so that you know when its leaking

but i didnt think they used that anymore
i thought co2 was more popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:27:08 No.43367683 Report Delete

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>>43367050
Florida Man, Florida Man
Does crazy things like only Florida can
Bites some people, hits them with his van
Psychotic man, Florida Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Florida Man
They have a fight, Florida wins
Florida Man
*excessively long instrumental*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:36:26 No.43367770 Report Delete

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>>43357398
>Superdeformedmenplusnormalfuckablewomenequalsguaranteedfanart.jpg

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:38:07 No.43367782 Report Delete

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>>43361894
Goddamn I love my state

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:29:17 No.43368153 Report Delete

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>>43357033
Where did Batman's eyeshadow go? In the first panel, his eye sockets and eyelids are clearly painted black. In the second panel, they're clean.

D-did Superman quickly whip out a moist towelette and clean up Batman's eyes for him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:03:28 No.43368407 Report Delete

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>>43366961
Best way to execute people is to lock someone in a room and flood it with nitrogen until the oxygen levels drop to the point hat it's impossible to sustain life. Nitrogen hypoxia is completely painless, you don't even feel like you're out of air because that feeling comes from high carbon dioxide content in the blood, which is not an issue when you're breathing nitrogen. You just feel tired, fall unconcious and then expire peacefully. Seriously, best execution method ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:06:33 No.43368831 Report Delete

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This one's pornier than usual

Starshadow

Starshadow Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:28:58 No.43369024 Report Delete

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>>43366308
Because there are easier methods to use that don't give PTSD to everyone within a 100 metre radius.

Also it would be ludicrously difficult to clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:14:28 No.43370071 Report Delete

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>>43363348
Shit yes, Ironclad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:16:02 No.43370084 Report Delete

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>>43355451
Source? Does the artist do more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:20:38 No.43370119 Report Delete

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>>43355564
alas reverse image search has failed to find anything. would you kindly provide the source for this image?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:26:31 No.43370179 Report Delete

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>>43370119
Ozzy the Vampire. Not as porny as Gimp-mask McGoatfucker would have you believe.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:28:14 No.43370203 Report Delete

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>>43367013
They add an oderant so you know it's leaking, like propane and natural gas. Come on, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:30:55 No.43370226 Report Delete

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>>43366593
Because the anesthesiologist and other doctors they are required by law to staff each cost significantly more in salary in a single year than keeping several inmates in jail for the same amount of time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:34:45 No.43370278 Report Delete

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>>43356222

Nigga where do you think this video came from

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:35:38 No.43370293 Report Delete

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>>43367782
If its any consolation the only reason "Florida Man" exists is because the media has unrestricted access to police reports. All other states require them to jump through red tape, usually too much to bother. Police in Florida legally have to supply any report requested

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:36:18 No.43370302 Report Delete

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>>43355181

Someone actually made this

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:39:05 No.43370333 Report Delete

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>>43363866
The worst part is that he made an interesting universe. And then he shit in it with turds of ayn rand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:39:39 No.43370343 Report Delete

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>>43355597

I know this is a joke but avast is pretty much using the exact same things as most virusses to be completely unremovable without tools.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:40:53 No.43370361 Report Delete

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>>43355703

Man, I wish there were good translations of Red Sno 1&2 around, they look hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:41:35 No.43370369 Report Delete

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>>43370343
Antivirus programs routinely detect each other, both by their general behaviour and by the code snippets in the virus definition files.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:43:34 No.43370396 Report Delete

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>>43355582
underrated post

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:44:51 No.43370415 Report Delete

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>>43363456
please enlighten me

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:48:38 No.43370474 Report Delete

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>>43363698
So... I'm going to need sauce. Or nectar. Whatever.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:50:38 No.43370497 Report Delete

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>>43370179
thank you kindly good sir.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:50:47 No.43370499 Report Delete

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>>43362532

This is actually a german safety awareness video

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:51:48 No.43370515 Report Delete

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>>43360322
>having a weak enough pc

Only the strong will survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:53:45 No.43370540 Report Delete

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>>43370415

Enigma of Amigara Fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:54:15 No.43370547 Report Delete

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>>43361321
>>43361380
>>43361481

In the end we realise it's just some gene modified man who wants to swoo all the ladies and knew how to get there.

>But will his choice serve to isolate him more?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:57:33 No.43370585 Report Delete

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>>43365966
>Not quite. The human brain has a good half-minute before the blood loss and shock cause brain death.
>Half a minute, unable to breathe, unable to scream, unable to move or feel anything below the neck. Just waiting for the lights to go out.
Gross, gross exaggeration. You have about ~4 seconds before the incomparable drop in blood pressure (you know, since there is literally nothing keeping your blood compressed anymore) zonks you out no matter what.

Starshadow

Starshadow Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:03:00 No.43370656 Report Delete

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>>43370585
IIRC some guy who got beheaded in France made a short speech before the execution. He said that he would try to blink his eyes as long as possible after his head was cut off, for science.

I can't remember the exact number of seconds he reached, but it was a lot more than 4.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:11:37 No.43370791 Report Delete

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>>43370656
Unconscious reflex of the brain can do that, and does do it often. It's like a frog's leg twitching after it's died, or JFK jerking backwards after he got shot in the head.
Reflex.

dice+2d6+1

dice+2d6+1 Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:14:06 No.43370823 Report Delete

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>>43355380
Rolling for being able to contain the explosive force of my sides

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:17:27 No.43370869 Report Delete

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>>43370540
>Enigma of Amigara Fault.
thank you

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:43:54 No.43371243 Report Delete

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>>43366428
We should just have a huge crusher that can crush their heads in so fast they can't even scream.
Ideally this would be combined with the prison beds so they wont even have to fear death! they just die one night.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:57:21 No.43371458 Report Delete

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>>43371243
>Here's your bed. It will, one random night, crush your head, in instant painless death.
>Happy dreams and good night.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:58:30 No.43371476 Report Delete

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>>43364690
Every fucking time

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:29:07 No.43371923 Report Delete

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>>43371458
>Here's a death collar that will, after a certain period of time, sever your neck from your head.
>This period can be extended by winning in various competitions, fights, or other televised events, as chosen and set by the prison's administration.

We Deadman Wonderland now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:25:23 No.43372702 Report Delete

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>>43362532
This is Gablerstaplerfahrer Klaus. A humourous video.

Forklift driver Klaus.

Like some other anon said a work safety awareness video. Hilarious though.

Also the commentator voiced the german version of an old need for speed game.

Here is the original german version without subtitles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ

And the german version with english subtitles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg

Absolutely worth a view!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:16:33 No.43373459 Report Delete

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>>43370293
>implying other states have dudes eating other dude's faces, Florida man disemblowing wives with his hands through their vaginas, or fighting off 16 police while masturbating while high on meth

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:29:04 No.43373664 Report Delete

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>>43373459
I live in North Carolina, and just last week we had a guy who broke into people's houses to steal any bags of Doritos they happened to have, and tried to stab the police with a kitchen knife to stop them from "stealing his brainwaves"

Never made it to the news.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:39:23 No.43373850 Report Delete

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>>43373459
Ever happen to have a casual talk with a cop, doctor, emt or fire fighter? People do retarded shit CONSTANTLY in this day and age.
The internet didnt make people dumber, it just made their stupidity more accessible by others

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:46:14 No.43373985 Report Delete

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>>43356617
Thanks for tying the two pictures together, I have wanted to do this for months but always forgot

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