>>43374434I'm afraid I have no choice but to repost this
>Make a bear character in D&D 3.5>DM laughs>Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise>Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise>DM says I can't speak english>Max out bluff>By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english)>use money to hire a butler NPC>Give him magical item to let him speak bear"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
>Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington>Queen holds a dinner in my honor.>A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise>Shouts out loud"HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!"
>Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" *shrug*
