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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:32:18 No.43251571 View Reply Report Delete

Could your last character survive being pic related's roommate for a year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:36:53 No.43251593 Report Delete

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I was playing a superhero game as a telekinetic yesterday. It's a 60/40 chance.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:39:19 No.43251615 Report Delete

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>>43251571
I am playing a murderous psychopath with all his skills in stealth, deception, intimidation and most important of all knife skills. The real question would be if Soldier's going to survive here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:40:35 No.43251627 Report Delete

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I'm playing a cleric with an adherence to the law that rivals Dredd. One of us would be dead before the first night.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:42:17 No.43251639 Report Delete

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>>43251615

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:44:11 No.43251659 Report Delete

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>>43251615
Soldier would not handle that edge

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:45:17 No.43251668 Report Delete

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>>43251615
That describes at least half of his teammates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:46:39 No.43251682 Report Delete

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>>43251659
You seem to have gotten the wrong idea, maybe because I haven't told you everything.

On an everyday basis, he's the most average guy around, but if you cross him, he'll retaliate 10 times as badly.

>>43251668
He's the spy basically, yeah.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:48:38 No.43251695 Report Delete

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>>43251682

>if you cross him, he'll retaliate 10 times as badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:50:06 No.43251713 Report Delete

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>>43251695
It seems like you have a problem with characters being evil. I take it your games only have sunshine and rainbows and everyone is friends with everyone else?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:50:47 No.43251717 Report Delete

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>>43251682

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:54:47 No.43251744 Report Delete

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>>43251713
I think his problem is as with everyone else in this board:

lel psycho characters are garbage and their players are trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:06:47 No.43251828 Report Delete

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>>43251713

It seems like you think just one person thinks you're edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:10:06 No.43251853 Report Delete

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>>43251828
Where did I actually refer to anyone else other than you? Did I actually write about you being the only one who thinks so? Did I accuse you of being a samefag or something?

I'm not saying you're samefagging, you're just implying wrong things from my statement.

My point was that you seem to dislike people playing PCs who are evil. And your reply does not counter that in any way shape or form, therefore I can safely assume that what I said is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:12:46 No.43251880 Report Delete

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>>43251853
There's more to being evil than "he uses a knife and he's like very spitful".
And since you only told us that about your character, it's hard to not find him edgy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:14:19 No.43251895 Report Delete

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>>43251853

Want an accurate rebuttal? Instead of saying "yes, my character is evil and in fact, it could be edgy soemtimes", which is something everyone has done and will do, from time to time, when someone else told you that character was edgy, you backpedaled with this.

>>43251682

Then, when me and another anon continued to say that was edgy, you rebutted that we didn't like evil character.

So basically, you went full spaghetti, overreacting while trying to defend something that did not even need defending in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:15:29 No.43251907 Report Delete

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>>43251880

>very spitful

My next char main weapon will be spitting on his enemies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:16:35 No.43251920 Report Delete

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>gun-crazed, militaristic Hutt who may as well be the Heavy, but as a space slug
We'd either be best bros or Solly would end up flash-fried and carved into sashimi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:18:40 No.43251934 Report Delete

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>last character is an elephant who is living the Navy SEALS copypasta

They'd either be best buds or kill each other in a fight for dominance.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:41:19 No.43252092 Report Delete

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>>43251713

It's not that people don't like evil characters

It's just that
>>43251682
sounds like pic related more then a credible villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:50:14 No.43252149 Report Delete

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>>43251713
Lawful evil is the best evil.

The closest to chaotic evil I play is questionable morals chaotic neutral

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:02:19 No.43252228 Report Delete

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>>43251934
You're playing Tembo? What system?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:11:52 No.43252296 Report Delete

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>>43251571
Basically Engie?

So...maybe. If she builds a not dying machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:14:28 No.43252316 Report Delete

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>>43251907
Please make it a Shadowrun character, and play Shadowrun Singapore.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:15:33 No.43252323 Report Delete

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My last character was a 5e monk, he couldn't survive anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:15:34 No.43252324 Report Delete

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>>43251934
...The Navy SEALS copypasta or the Hippo Hitman copypasta?

>>43251920
I suspect both. Soldier is...not good at not hurting himself or his friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:16:36 No.43252336 Report Delete

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>>43252149
But OP shows that Chaotic Evil can be awesome.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:24:20 No.43252402 Report Delete

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>>43252324
Soldier is a bro once you get to know him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:24:35 No.43252403 Report Delete

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>>43252149
>>43252336
Chaotic evil is fine as long as you're not just playing as the Joker. It just tends to attract players like this guy: >>43251713

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:27:17 No.43252423 Report Delete

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>>43252402
I'm not doubting his broness.

But Soldier might ALSO want to play a friendly game of neck snap with you. Or just, I don't know, store grenades in the oven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:34:50 No.43252484 Report Delete

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>>43251571
He's paranoid as hell, has Wired Reflexes and has a cloaked drone with a mounted LMG, I think he has a good chance of survival. Worst comes to worst, he employs the Joestar Secret Technique and uses the drone for covering fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:41:21 No.43252538 Report Delete

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>>43251571
I think a Satan worshiping warlock who can bolster his already solid defenses could survive a year with the soldier. If not by force then by deceptive manipulation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:45:02 No.43252575 Report Delete

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>>43252538
Because that worked so well the first time, huh Merasmus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:45:42 No.43252583 Report Delete

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>>43251571

A down-to-earth huntmaster who never talks unless it's absolutely necessary, keeps to himself and dreams of being a free man and bringing down the feudal tyranny.

Either he gets shot for being a Commie spy, joins forces to kickstart the Revolution, or most likely keeps to himself the entire year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:55:53 No.43252681 Report Delete

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I don't think my Crane Bushi is willing to room up with a filthy gaijin. Wehether or not my character survives depends entirely how well the soldier's CQC techniques can deal with a samurai trying to apply a sword to his face.

My character before him would just sleep in a tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:00:54 No.43252729 Report Delete

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My last character was very loosely based off the demoman and sangamon from neal stephenson's zodiac. Also he was a quarren and didn't own a house.
I guess soldier calling him a hippie would get on his nerves but they would probably hit the cantina together on a regular basis. Then get back to the sewers to feed their pet racoons and squiddies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:02:07 No.43252748 Report Delete

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>Guardsman with a melta gun fetish and a love of fortifying everything.

I think they'd get on until Soldier tries to use the meltagun.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:03:15 No.43252762 Report Delete

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>>43252681
He could take it unless he was holding his own hanzo steel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:10:21 No.43252833 Report Delete

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>>43251571
Once. Fucking once I had a roomate, and I'm never doing it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:10:26 No.43252834 Report Delete

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>>43252423
He'd store the heads in the oven, the grenades go under the couch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:11:55 No.43252847 Report Delete

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>>43251571
My lizardmen ate the face of an abolith, they'd get along just fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:14:12 No.43252876 Report Delete

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>>43251615
Okay, just so you understand.
The soldier is quoted in a bio:
>I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America."

He has killed a ghost wizard, twice, and can use very limited magic.

He also single-handedly won WWII in their universe.

So if your Edgelord thief can take out that sort of crazy, you are either flat out lying or playing Anima.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:18:46 No.43252912 Report Delete

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>>43252876
He never fought in WWII though, he arrived years after it finished and killed some people.

He just believes he fought in WWII

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:19:32 No.43252918 Report Delete

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>>43252912
But he's still jumped on more grenades than that edgelord character has wrist cuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:22:21 No.43252950 Report Delete

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>>43252918
That is correct, everything else is true, apart from him ever being in the military, he did everything himself, the guy is fucking insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:23:27 No.43252961 Report Delete

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>>43251713
Evil?
Mate, that doesn't sound evil, that just sounds like a cliche.
What's your character's name? Lucyver darcknessvoied?

For every time I've been in a game with somebody like you, if I haven't had the party throw one of you into a ravine I've left you dangling from a bridge. It's a fucking delight when you prepubescent shits rage-quit. I get a legitimate boner if one of you bursts into tears!

Go back to your little 'Bleach' free-form RPGs, you edgy cunt. Playing pretend with dice and paper is for grown ups!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:31:26 No.43253030 Report Delete

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>>43252950
To be fair, any grenade that you jump on is only gonna do like 50ish damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:40:38 No.43253091 Report Delete

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>>43252336
Isn't soldier a bit too stupid to be Chaotic Evil?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:41:07 No.43253095 Report Delete

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>>43252834
>Not keeping your heads in the fridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:44:11 No.43253115 Report Delete

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>>43251571
My Star Wars character was basically a force sensitive Kamina. He'd get along with soldier well enough and survive even if he didn't, but either way god help whatever city/country they're living in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:58:48 No.43253258 Report Delete

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>>43251615
He ate all of merasmus' "die and come back stronger" pills, so if you keep killing him, he will only come back stronger.

>>43253095
Nah man, the sour cream goes in the fridge. And the fridge goes in the front yard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:03:00 No.43253295 Report Delete

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>>43253258
Your heads are going to go bad like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:05:57 No.43253331 Report Delete

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>>43253295
Well, in the comic (can't remember if it happened before or after the doom-mates comic), the administrator threw away soldier's heads, so he doesn't really have to take care of them anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:08:28 No.43253355 Report Delete

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>>43251571
>Amazingly still playing a Changeling Druid / Master of Many Forms, despite GM being very, very tired of my bullshit.

She'd.... like his girlfriend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:10:30 No.43253371 Report Delete

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>>43251615
THAT POSTER'S A SPY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:12:30 No.43253395 Report Delete

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>>43251571
I was a wizard with a short temper and a fetish for lightning. 50% chance the house is destroyed within a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:12:58 No.43253399 Report Delete

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>>43253331
That was the Meet the Director comic, with the Meet the Class stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:19:43 No.43253467 Report Delete

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>>43253399
Oh, so it was before both of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:21:43 No.43253486 Report Delete

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>>43251571
My last character has basically become the setting's Black Knight.
He's still not risking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:45:52 No.43253730 Report Delete

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>>43251571
Bugger me izzat a talkin' banana?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:54:19 No.43253827 Report Delete

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>>43253486
>He's still not risking it.
C'mon you pansy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 13:27:51 No.43254243 Report Delete

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>>43251571
My character was a normal-ass human detective working for the local police so I imagine it wouldn't go especially well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:18:46 No.43255031 Report Delete

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>>43251571
I seriously doubt it.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:20:52 No.43255059 Report Delete

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>>43251682
>On an everyday basis, he's the most average guy around, but if you cross him, he'll retaliate 10 times as badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:20:59 No.43255062 Report Delete

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>>43253399
>>43253331
THATS WHY YOU KEEP YOUR HEADS IN THE FRIDGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:33:55 No.43255248 Report Delete

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>>43253355
Hmmm... I wonder how often the Russian Giantess would be around? At first she was a little more level headed then him. But 6 pages later she was neck snapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:52:58 No.43255539 Report Delete

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>>43251571
Considering my last character was based on Merasmus, I'd say no.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:59:37 No.43255631 Report Delete

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>>43252092
>barbeque lighter

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:02:31 No.43255683 Report Delete

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>>43252092
These fonts makes me want to punch somebody

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:05:40 No.43255731 Report Delete

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>>43251571
A mundane former thug in a supers campaign who is actively trying to get killed by the biggest baddest motherfucker he can find (but is also cursed by a witch preventing him from dying in such a manner)

I dunno. He's crazy in the same way as soldier just not as much. probably wouldn't bro it up cause my characters kind of a dick. They have fairly similar fighting styles. be a good, explosive fight but I can't say for sure who'd come out on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:26:12 No.43255995 Report Delete

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My character got really close to dying more than once, I doubt he could survive an enemy who uses cartoon/vidya physics to survive bullets and grenades

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:26:37 No.43256000 Report Delete

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My character is an amalgamation of two of my literary heroes: Rincewind and Ciaphas Cain. He'd probably last a week before running away, then surviving various random encounters with Solly in public by sheer dumb luck alone.

Also, I just realized- Soldier's rooming habits kind of remind me of Luke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:02:56 No.43257582 Report Delete

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>>43251571
he's not a wizard so he could for at least 2 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:05:12 No.43257612 Report Delete

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>>43252092
I'd love to see those twink fucks get in a real fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:36:10 No.43258176 Report Delete

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>>43253091
Depends on how you interpret alignment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:27:29 No.43259141 Report Delete

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>>43255683
And the content doesn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:40:19 No.43259366 Report Delete

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>>43259141
Most of the people in this thread have seen worse than that every day for months/years just by posting around here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:48:13 No.43259520 Report Delete

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>Dwarf battlemaster with questionable sanity and a savant-like grasp on tactics

They'd probably get along perfectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:15:52 No.43260041 Report Delete

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>>43259366
Fair point. I remember one guy who sperged out when we criticized his custom magic cards and started yelling about how none of what we said meant anything and how we were just words on a computer screen.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:33:22 No.43260468 Report Delete

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>>43251571
The Soldier is presumed lost, eaten by locals. If he's lucky he just gets killed. If he's unlucky he's sold as a slave to some Slaaneshi cult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:41:12 No.43260674 Report Delete

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Average dude who only survives fights because of traps.

they should open a Bucket and Bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:03:33 No.43261238 Report Delete

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>>43251571
Real world physics, or game physics.
Former, I doubt either would. Latter, probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:59:57 No.43264019 Report Delete

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>>43251571
I played deathwatch, Crimson Fist tactical marine.
Aside from the Mexican jokes he'd say, I think they'll get along fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:34:59 No.43266197 Report Delete

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>>43251615
That's literally Spy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:52:25 No.43266616 Report Delete

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>>43260468
I AM NOT LOCKED IN A ROOM FULL OF SEXY HERETICS! YOU ARE ALL LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ME!

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:59:14 No.43266751 Report Delete

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>>43251571
I think Sergei would with... da

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:34:43 No.43267554 Report Delete

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>>43251907
Camel or Llama beastfolk.

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