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Funny natural 20 stories thread!
>Be me
>Be playing Pathfinder
>Be making character with DM and friend
>Make human fighter
>Get 20 in Charisma and strength
>Everything else is below average
>Take this to mean my character has awesome abs
>Name him abdomius
>Friend makes elf rogue, pretty standard
>Only me friend and DM show up next session
>Friend and I want to have gladiatorial fight to see whose character is better
>Fight starts off pretty standard
>Friend rolls natural twenty
>Health is at 1 and I'm prone
>Friend goes to finish me off, going on about how rogues are better
>Abdomius pulls up shirt to try and distract friend with abs
>Natural
>Fucking
>Twenty
>mfw
>Friend's character's eyes burn out of their socket and he is blinded
>Stand up and flash abs again
>Another nat 20
>Friend's character begins burning
>mfw
>Finish friend off by pressing friend's character's face into abs and crushing it
>DM asks for my sheet and does some DM writing on it
>Look over stats
>New at will spell added to character
>"Abs of beauty. When shown enemies must make a will and fortitude saving throw or take 1d20 light damage."
>mfw I killed an assassin by stripping
>Be me
>Be playing Pathfinder
>Be making character with DM and friend
>Make human fighter
>Get 20 in Charisma and strength
>Everything else is below average
>Take this to mean my character has awesome abs
>Name him abdomius
>Friend makes elf rogue, pretty standard
>Only me friend and DM show up next session
>Friend and I want to have gladiatorial fight to see whose character is better
>Fight starts off pretty standard
>Friend rolls natural twenty
>Health is at 1 and I'm prone
>Friend goes to finish me off, going on about how rogues are better
>Abdomius pulls up shirt to try and distract friend with abs
>Natural
>Fucking
>Twenty
>mfw
>Friend's character's eyes burn out of their socket and he is blinded
>Stand up and flash abs again
>Another nat 20
>Friend's character begins burning
>mfw
>Finish friend off by pressing friend's character's face into abs and crushing it
>DM asks for my sheet and does some DM writing on it
>Look over stats
>New at will spell added to character
>"Abs of beauty. When shown enemies must make a will and fortitude saving throw or take 1d20 light damage."
>mfw I killed an assassin by stripping
