>>43256196What do you call a lasgun with a laser-sight?
Twin-linked.
An ork, an eldar and a space marine stumble upon a chaos portal, while being stranded in the warp.
It says:"Tell me what you think about yourself and you may go back to the physical realm."
"I think I am the fastes", the eldar spouts.
He is teleported to the physical reapm.
"I think I am the thoughest." Says the space marine.
He is teleported to the physical real.
"Me thinks..." the ork is cut off, and the portal disapears.