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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:02:29 No.43258666 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43258729 >>43258773 >>43258888 >>43263422 >>43263599 >>43263681 >>43263979 >>43268480 >>43269403

What if Dwarves are Chinese?
What if Elves are Jewish?
What if Humans are Mexicans?

How would the world play out differently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:03:51 No.43258690 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43258705 >>43261321

Well I wouldn't particularly want to play as any of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:05:14 No.43258705 Report Delete

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>>43258690
You some kind of white supremacist, son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:06:28 No.43258729 Report Delete

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>>43258666
Not that differently, mister Satan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:09:26 No.43258767 Report Delete

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The dwarves are obvious the Jews
The elves are Chinese
Humans are normal people (whites)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:09:50 No.43258773 Report Delete

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>>43258666
>implying Jews != Chinese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:12:13 No.43258819 Report Delete

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>>43258773
Jews have never had their own civilization

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:15:32 No.43258888 Report Delete

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>>43258666
>What if Humans are Mexicans
Humans are already spanish
>Keep expanding even if it makes 0 sense
>Put benis in everything that moves
>Mutts, mutts everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:18:50 No.43258957 Report Delete

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>>43258888
Mexicans aren't the same as Spaniards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:19:44 No.43258973 Report Delete

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>>43258767
orks being blacks

donald trump

donald trump Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:27:19 No.43259138 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43259274

kek, what if mexicans were human

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:28:20 No.43259154 Report Delete

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>>43258888
Mexicans aren't Spanish though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:35:19 No.43259274 Report Delete

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>>43259138
BUILD A WALL
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:36:54 No.43259300 Report Delete

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>>43259274
it worked for Germany

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:29:04 No.43260353 Report Delete

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>>43258957
>>43259154
They all look the fucking same tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:40:22 No.43260652 Report Delete

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>>43258819
That's just wrong, yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:06:43 No.43261321 Report Delete

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>>43258690
No, I just don't take a particular interest or like into those cultures.

Mexicans are spaniards pretending to be mayans
Jews pretty much got the shorter version of Christianity but more hate towards them
and personally I just can't stand the Chinese culture and general existance as a whole. I don't hate chinese people, I hate chinese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:34:40 No.43263422 Report Delete

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>>43258666
What if you actually tried and made more than one ethnicity for each race?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:37:11 No.43263484 Report Delete

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>>43260353
No they don't! Mexicans are brown, Spaniards are white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:42:01 No.43263599 Report Delete

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>>43258666
>What if Dwarves are Chinese?

Lose every war they ever fight except the civil ones, dwarf holds are overflowing with untrustworthy, sick peasants. Brag endlessly about their glories that happened thousands of years ago and haven't been relevant since.

>What if Elves are Jewish?

Insinuate themselves into most nations' banking systems and constantly get killed and exiled. Never seem to take the hint that creditors can always just kill and exile them rather than pay. Highly protective and possessive of their women because elvishness is matrilineal. Men are typically unwarlike and given to stupid hats and idiotic hair.

>What if Humans are Mexicans?

Dead from laziness, probably wiped out by orcs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:43:12 No.43263627 Report Delete

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>>43258973
Considering their military success, orcs are more like mongols, only they have no horse culture, so they're more like scandinavians or saxons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:45:48 No.43263681 Report Delete

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>>43258666
What if OP wasn't a fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:58:06 No.43263979 Report Delete

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>>43258666
>satanic trips

There'd be at least 6 million fewer elves, dwarves would live in factories 20 hours a day making iPads in comparison to 20 hours a day mining (not a big change), and there would still be Mexican food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:07:53 No.43264193 Report Delete

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>>43263599
>Mexicans
>dead from laziness
How can they be lazy if they're taking our jobs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:12:10 No.43264271 Report Delete

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>>43264193
Dunno. They also do the all back breaking agricultural work out in the hot sun that most Americans are too lazy to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:15:50 No.43264350 Report Delete

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>>43264193
If they aren't lazy, why is Mexico such a shithole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:18:49 No.43264421 Report Delete

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>>43263484
Depends on the region. Spain has a lot of flavor for a country it's size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:20:05 No.43264444 Report Delete

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>>43264350
Corruption. Drug cartels. If they were so lazy, they wouldn't risk their lives coming to america and working all the manual labor jobs most Americans don't want to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:20:24 No.43264450 Report Delete

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>>43264350
Maybe its a combination of complex factors rather than a simple deficiency of character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:20:54 No.43264458 Report Delete

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>>43264350
Running a cartel isn't an easy job, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:21:04 No.43264469 Report Delete

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>>43258767
Normal people?
If there is a human Empire and it's not based around the Spanish Empire I will be very upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:21:26 No.43264474 Report Delete

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>>43263599
Routinely battle with Orcs(mongols). Win some, lose some. Have to live under a khanate briefly before liberating themselves with secret messages passed through cakes.

Also, because mongols were mentioned, mandatory throat singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQUgtEBbPi4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:21:42 No.43264478 Report Delete

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>>43264458
It's on the list, right under "pimpin"

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:21:46 No.43264479 Report Delete

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>recycling the cliche'd RPG races and adding a new shallow coat of paint to them instead of coming up with something actually new

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:24:13 No.43264538 Report Delete

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Human societies would have nothing but humans in them.

Seriously, look up Mexican immigration policy. They're almost as harsh as Israel or Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:26:51 No.43264592 Report Delete

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>Dwarves
>Short
>Bearded
>Big nosed
>Greedy as fuck
>Tries to retake ancient homeland from evil creatures

>Elves
>No facial hair
>Quick
>Hardworking
>Smart
>Beta as fuck

I think you got your roles reversed there, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:14:58 No.43268480 Report Delete

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>>43258666
What if your wife orbits my dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 02:02:29 No.43269403 Report Delete

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>>43258666
You forgot Magyar pig orcs AKA the litmus test for autism

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:42:04 No.43271584 Report Delete

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>>43268480
I think you dropped your pic there anon.

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