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Stories from locals

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Shit that happened at your locals. I've got some gold.

>local yugioh tourney

>walk into shop and everyone has anime body pillows

>none are DMG waifus

>leave in disgust

Another

>same deal as last time

>no one too autistic to standout

>the only thing out of the ordinary is three black guys

>looked like your typical nig nog squad

>chubby, skinny, skinny-fit

>jeremies are untroubled for the first few rounds

>lost to madolche round 2 and post up against the wall waiting for friends to lose or opt out

>watch chubby black guy duel

>something is off

>black guy is doing something with his hands

>lean in closer and realize that he is rolling blunts at a fucking yugioh tournament

>store owner calls cops and tells them gtfo

>almost didn't have locals for the rest of the year

One more

>card store that does locals also sells food during tournaments for extra moolah

>squeaky kid in the finals with his squad staring down a fat 40ish looking guy who is molding around his chair

>kid gets his ass kicked within 5 turns every round

>flips his shit

>is now named "salt god"

>starts screaming every word in the book

>entourage of swag fags join in

>winner dgaf and basks in his boosters

>salt god goes into the bathroom and apparently locks the door and climbs out the window

>kid and entourage run like a couple of jackasses while pulling their pants up constantly while running

>no one could go into the bathroom to shit

>door couldn't be opened because the worker who had the key wasn't there

>at least one kid shit his pants

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