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Shit that happened at your locals. I've got some gold.
>local yugioh tourney
>walk into shop and everyone has anime body pillows
>none are DMG waifus
>leave in disgust
Another
>same deal as last time
>no one too autistic to standout
>the only thing out of the ordinary is three black guys
>looked like your typical nig nog squad
>chubby, skinny, skinny-fit
>jeremies are untroubled for the first few rounds
>lost to madolche round 2 and post up against the wall waiting for friends to lose or opt out
>watch chubby black guy duel
>something is off
>black guy is doing something with his hands
>lean in closer and realize that he is rolling blunts at a fucking yugioh tournament
>store owner calls cops and tells them gtfo
>almost didn't have locals for the rest of the year
One more
>card store that does locals also sells food during tournaments for extra moolah
>squeaky kid in the finals with his squad staring down a fat 40ish looking guy who is molding around his chair
>kid gets his ass kicked within 5 turns every round
>flips his shit
>is now named "salt god"
>starts screaming every word in the book
>entourage of swag fags join in
>winner dgaf and basks in his boosters
>salt god goes into the bathroom and apparently locks the door and climbs out the window
>kid and entourage run like a couple of jackasses while pulling their pants up constantly while running
>no one could go into the bathroom to shit
>door couldn't be opened because the worker who had the key wasn't there
>at least one kid shit his pants
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>local yugioh tourney
>walk into shop and everyone has anime body pillows
>none are DMG waifus
>leave in disgust
Another
>same deal as last time
>no one too autistic to standout
>the only thing out of the ordinary is three black guys
>looked like your typical nig nog squad
>chubby, skinny, skinny-fit
>jeremies are untroubled for the first few rounds
>lost to madolche round 2 and post up against the wall waiting for friends to lose or opt out
>watch chubby black guy duel
>something is off
>black guy is doing something with his hands
>lean in closer and realize that he is rolling blunts at a fucking yugioh tournament
>store owner calls cops and tells them gtfo
>almost didn't have locals for the rest of the year
One more
>card store that does locals also sells food during tournaments for extra moolah
>squeaky kid in the finals with his squad staring down a fat 40ish looking guy who is molding around his chair
>kid gets his ass kicked within 5 turns every round
>flips his shit
>is now named "salt god"
>starts screaming every word in the book
>entourage of swag fags join in
>winner dgaf and basks in his boosters
>salt god goes into the bathroom and apparently locks the door and climbs out the window
>kid and entourage run like a couple of jackasses while pulling their pants up constantly while running
>no one could go into the bathroom to shit
>door couldn't be opened because the worker who had the key wasn't there
>at least one kid shit his pants
pic related for second story
