Fuck you Earth!
If you’re dumb enough to play with toy soldiers
You’re a big enough schmuck to buy from Games Workshop
Bad deals, rules that break down, Tau!
If you think you’re going to find a bargain Games Workshop,
You can kiss my ass!
It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid mother fucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit.
Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal,
Shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right, Shove it up your ugly ass !
Bring your models, bring your dice, bring your paint, we’ll fuck it
That’s right, we’ll fuck your paint!
Because at Games Workshop, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday
Take a hike! to Games Workshop
Home of challenge painting
That’s right, challenge painting
How does it work?
If you can paint 6 models in one hour and not lose your mind, you get:
Nothing! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! Don’t fuck with us or will rip your nuts off
Only at Games Workshop. The only gaming company that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, Asshole!
This event is the minute after you mortgage your home
And you better give us all the money or you’re a dead motherfucker
Go to hell!
Games Workshop
Earth’s filthiest and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the empire of Britain
Guaranteed!
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