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DEAD WHALE QUEST/CYOA

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:06:46 No.43297478 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297558 >>43297565 >>43297789 >>43298114

You are a dead beached whale.
It is 10:06 am
What do you do?

Most popular post decides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:07:34 No.43297492 Report Delete

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Remain dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:09:38 No.43297522 Report Delete

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remain dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:09:56 No.43297523 Report Delete

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Wait for the opportune moment, then spray my guts onto as many people as possible. It'll be fucking hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:10:07 No.43297530 Report Delete

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remain dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:11:49 No.43297558 Report Delete

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>>43297478
[rotting intensifies]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:12:15 No.43297565 Report Delete

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>>43297478
Unsheathe my Katana

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6

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DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:14:14 No.43297596 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297627 >>43297641 >>43297642 >>43297691

You decide to remain dead. Your body starts to rot in the hot sun. It is now 11am.
What do you do?

The most popular post in the next 5-10 minutes decides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:14:45 No.43297605 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297644 >>43297684

Wait for the opportune moment, then spray my guts onto as many people as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:16:18 No.43297627 Report Delete

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>>43297596
Get eaten by scavengers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:17:33 No.43297641 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297670 >>43299985 >>43300148

>>43297596
Contemplate the meaning of life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:17:38 No.43297642 Report Delete

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>>43297596
Do a 360 and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:17:41 No.43297644 Report Delete

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>>43297605
jup same here. Maybe think about potted plants and think about the ultimate question

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:19:33 No.43297661 Report Delete

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Rise from my sandy deathbed

the reign of the Lich-Whale begins today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:20:03 No.43297663 Report Delete

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> [x]giant gross gut explosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:20:41 No.43297670 Report Delete

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>>43297641
Seconded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:22:16 No.43297684 Report Delete

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>>43297605
Agreed, let's go out in style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:22:36 No.43297691 Report Delete

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>>43297596
remain dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:24:38 No.43297715 Report Delete

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Explode my innards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:24:49 No.43297720 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297736 >>43297916

OP, if you're upset about the current level of quality threads on the board, you should work towards making more quality threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:25:00 No.43297723 Report Delete

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Where do I vote for gutsplosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:25:46 No.43297736 Report Delete

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>>43297720
what do you mean?

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6

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DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:26:01 No.43297738 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297748 >>43297751 >>43297769 >>43297770 >>43297806 >>43297808 >>43297809 >>43297823 >>43297842 >>43297869

Being that you are dead you can no longer control your body, your guts still explode out of your body in a huge nasty explosion. You wish you could have timed it so that it hit more people, however you had no control over it. You attempt to contemplate the meaning of life. However being a whale you spend most of your life eating krill. You come to the conclusion that life is about eating krill.

Your guts are sprayed all over the beach, and one man. you are still dead.
It is 12pm.
What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:26:54 No.43297748 Report Delete

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>>43297738
Rot and roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:27:02 No.43297751 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297782

>>43297738
Become zombie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:28:37 No.43297769 Report Delete

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>>43297738
Ask the guy how's he doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:28:37 No.43297770 Report Delete

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>>43297738
remain dead
get eaten

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:28:52 No.43297776 Report Delete

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> give of our flesh and blood to be eaten by seagulls that they may be saved
>become seagull Jesus
>remain dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:29:05 No.43297779 Report Delete

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SHAPE OF
A DEAD SHARK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:29:19 No.43297782 Report Delete

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>>43297751
Second

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:29:54 No.43297789 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>43297478
Explode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:31:11 No.43297806 Report Delete

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>>43297738
Remain Dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:31:27 No.43297808 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>43297738
This
>> http://youtu.be/quTFCeMwJNY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:31:37 No.43297809 Report Delete

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>>43297738
Pop a boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:33:15 No.43297823 Report Delete

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>>43297738
access forbidden knowledge in order to rise again as an avatar of the unknown

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:33:42 No.43297827 Report Delete

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Start rotting
I become an organic bomb that will bathe this whole city in bloog and guts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:34:14 No.43297842 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297863 >>43297866 >>43297869

>>43297738
Spawn some chryssalids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:35:36 No.43297863 Report Delete

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>>43297842
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:35:52 No.43297866 Report Delete

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>>43297842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:36:03 No.43297869 Report Delete

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>>43297738
Do a barrel roll!

Or do >>43297842

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6

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DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:41:32 No.43297916 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297938 >>43297942 >>43297945 >>43297950 >>43297960 >>43297967 >>43297992 >>43298061

You continue to be a dead whale, and your body and spewed guts continue to rot in the hot sun. You focus all of your might in an attempt to spawn some Chryssalids. However X-Com is a video games and Chryssalids are not real. You do however begin to spawn maggots, and local wildlife has begun to pick at your flesh. You smell terrible.
What do you do?

>>43297720
I am not upset about the level of quality threads on this board. I love this board and am happy with how it is. I feel like you are projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:43:20 No.43297938 Report Delete

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>>43297916
Zombie tiem b0ss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:43:33 No.43297939 Report Delete

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Still the best solution for dead whale-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:43:47 No.43297942 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297960

>>43297916
ponder how we are able to think whilst being dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:43:53 No.43297945 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297960

>>43297916
Transcend your physical being and leave it behind to explore the vast unknown as your whale ancestors did before you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:44:10 No.43297950 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297958

>>43297916
remain dead.
rot.
get eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:44:53 No.43297958 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43297970

>>43297950
>rot.
>get eaten.
Are you sure we beached in France?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:45:17 No.43297960 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298002

>>43297916
this >>43297942
then this >>43297945

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:46:17 No.43297967 Report Delete

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>>43297916
Become ghost whale and haunt some krill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:46:42 No.43297970 Report Delete

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>>43297958
nice bazingabopper, friend
>upgilded
>+2 internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:48:07 No.43297991 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298007

This is the greatest thread since Anal Prolapse Quest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:48:07 No.43297992 Report Delete

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>>43297916
regret that you will never get to tell Simone how you feel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:48:40 No.43298002 Report Delete

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>>43297960
Second

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:48:56 No.43298007 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298116

>>43297991
Sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:52:01 No.43298046 Report Delete

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I would beg humans to help me get back to Jerusalem with my big kike nose and agape mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:53:00 No.43298061 Report Delete

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>>43297916
Attempt to attract the attentions of a necromancer with our rotting corpse. Otherwise hope for some evil weather to take hold and turn us into a husk so that we might kill a great many dwarves while being effectively immune to their greatest weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:57:38 No.43298114 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43299605

>>43297478
look for bowl of petunias

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:57:53 No.43298116 Report Delete

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>>43298007
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19414868/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:59:11 No.43298131 Report Delete

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thank you chased anon

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:00:32 No.43298155 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298179 >>43298180 >>43298197 >>43298200 >>43298205 >>43298208 >>43298213 >>43298220 >>43298229 >>43298234 >>43298237 >>43298246 >>43298251 >>43298257

Rolled 4, 15 = 19 (2d20)

You ponder how you can both be dead, and be thinking. Infact you never though when you were alive, you just acted on animal impulses. You realise that you must have transcended to a higher plane of consciousness when you expired on the beach. With this new found knowledge you attempt to move past your fleshy form.

ROLL 2d20 FOR FOR SUCCESS IN TRANSCENDING YOUR PHYSICAL FORM. SUCCESS IS 30 OR ABOVE. THE THREAD NEEDS 4 SUCCESSES TO ACHIEVE GHOST WHALE.

Your body continues to rot on the beach, and more and more scavengers pick away at your flesh.
What do.

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6

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DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:02:10 No.43298179 Report Delete

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>>43298155
forgot the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:02:12 No.43298180 Report Delete

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Rolled 12, 17 = 29 (2d20)

>>43298155
DICE GODS TAKE THE WHEEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:03:24 No.43298197 Report Delete

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Rolled 6, 17 = 23 (2d20)

>>43298155
DICE FOR THE DICE GODS
or whale gods

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:03:35 No.43298200 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298262 >>43298408

Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d20)

>>43298155

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:03:48 No.43298205 Report Delete

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Rolled 8, 11 = 19 (2d20)

>>43298155
Rolling for out-of-body experience.

While we wait for enlightenment, observe the ecosystem that has spawned within our corporeal form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:04:02 No.43298208 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298262 >>43298408

Rolled 12, 19 = 31 (2d20)

>>43298155

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:04:30 No.43298213 Report Delete

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Rolled 6, 17 = 23 (2d20)

>>43298155
Act sexy, attempt to sing to the scavengers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:05:15 No.43298220 Report Delete

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Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)

>>43298155
FILTHY ALIVE-IES PLEASE GET OFF MY BOARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:05:50 No.43298229 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298262 >>43298408

Rolled 20, 15 = 35 (2d20)

>>43298155
lending my energy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:06:11 No.43298234 Report Delete

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>>43298155
dice+2d20

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:06:28 No.43298237 Report Delete

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>>43298155
LET US RISE ANEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:06:55 No.43298246 Report Delete

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Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d20)

>>43298155

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:07:22 No.43298251 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298262 >>43298408

Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)

>>43298155

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:07:42 No.43298257 Report Delete

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Rolled 10, 13 = 23 (2d20)

>>43298155
ARISE WHALE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:07:43 No.43298259 Report Delete

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Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)

While we trascend, work on setting in a good rigor mortis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:07:51 No.43298262 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43298275

>>43298200
>>43298208
>>43298229
>>43298251

We ghost now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:09:19 No.43298275 Report Delete

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>>43298262
GHOST WHALES INNN THE SKYYYYYYY!

DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6

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DeadWhale !GKs6Fozfc6 Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:19:25 No.43298408 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43299645

>>43298200
>>43298208
>>43298251
>>43298229

SUCCESS! YOU CAN BROKEN YOUR EARTHLY TETHER AND ASCENDED TO GHOST WHALE!
You now have all the Powers of a Ghost. You can move, float, swim through objects, make ghost whale noises, eat ghost krill and explore a ghost whale afterlife. Your body continues to rot on the beach. The local city has begun to discuss ways to remove your body from the beach, as it has been deemed a public hazard.

I have to leave for now. But don't fret, DEAD WHALE QUEST will return with
DEAD WHALE QUEST 2:
GHOST WHALE ADVENTURES.
coming soon to a /tg/ near you.

I leave you with this parting message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:48:27 No.43299605 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43299985

>>43298114
>when everyone is too pleb to get your joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:51:49 No.43299645 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>43299832

>>43298408
We did it /tg/

We can haunt whaler ships now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:03:58 No.43299832 Report Delete

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>>43299645
Or we can haunt planes and make them crash into whaler ships.
So many possibilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:12:36 No.43299985 Report Delete

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>>43299605
I got it, and I got >>43297641 too, but there's no use in circlejerking around those references. Not to mention that that whale didn't even start out dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:22:16 No.43300148 Report Delete

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>>43297641

Oh no, not again.

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