[18 / 4 / ?]
>start playing mtg because used to have a deck when 12 but couldn't understand anything that was happening
>friend plays mtg and shows me the ropes
>we both use beginner decks and go about even
>start to build my own (water/dark) and challenge him
>within three turns he already has 30 stacks of spiders
>just an overwhelming amount of spiders
>spiders start crawling out of the crevices in my house
>spiders falling out air vents
>looks like some shit out of arachnophobia
>spiders converge to form giant terry crews looking human hybrid spider
>24 pack abdomen with collectively 8 spider dicks about as thick and long as baseball bats
>crowded together like udders
>spider god leans down into my face
>"advance to combat phase"
>"b-block with-"
>"no you don't"
>pants fill with jizz
>look over at friend who is now a hollowed husk with spiders leaving and entering his body
>dog is now spider
>spider god shoves his udder dicks up my ass then opens me up like a reverse bear trap from the inside
>last image is spider god sipping tea while reading a newspaper
>mfw
>friend plays mtg and shows me the ropes
>we both use beginner decks and go about even
>start to build my own (water/dark) and challenge him
>within three turns he already has 30 stacks of spiders
>just an overwhelming amount of spiders
>spiders start crawling out of the crevices in my house
>spiders falling out air vents
>looks like some shit out of arachnophobia
>spiders converge to form giant terry crews looking human hybrid spider
>24 pack abdomen with collectively 8 spider dicks about as thick and long as baseball bats
>crowded together like udders
>spider god leans down into my face
>"advance to combat phase"
>"b-block with-"
>"no you don't"
>pants fill with jizz
>look over at friend who is now a hollowed husk with spiders leaving and entering his body
>dog is now spider
>spider god shoves his udder dicks up my ass then opens me up like a reverse bear trap from the inside
>last image is spider god sipping tea while reading a newspaper
>mfw
