/tg/, I'm in a pickle. I didn't have plans for Halloween, but now I do, and I'm in need of a costume. I was going to put together a mostly-accurate WWII Soviet tanker uniform, but the helmets are rare/expensive as shit/can't get here in time. I'd still like to do something that takes a little effort, but I'm having real trouble thinking of anything cool that I can get together in a week with what money I have.

And so I've come to you, because you guys get shit done. Help me brainstorm, please.

It's a pub crawl, btw.