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>Fantasy game/movie
>Guards need to be distracted
>Cue beautiful woman
Why don't rangers ever use their animal companions for this kind of stuff? Put yourself in the shoes of the guard: you're guarding a relatively isolated gate and suddenly, out of nowhere, a beautiful woman tries to seduce you. Isn't the first question you ask yourself "how did this woman get here"? You don't have that problem with a cat: cats are cats, they have a knack for getting places where they aren't supposed to be. Now imagine the cat rubbing up against the guards shins and rolling over, exposing his fluffy tummy. Only the foulest and most darkhearted of humans wouldn't bend over and ruffle his tummy a little. Isn't that a far better distraction than a human with clearly observable motives?
>Guards need to be distracted
>Cue beautiful woman
Why don't rangers ever use their animal companions for this kind of stuff? Put yourself in the shoes of the guard: you're guarding a relatively isolated gate and suddenly, out of nowhere, a beautiful woman tries to seduce you. Isn't the first question you ask yourself "how did this woman get here"? You don't have that problem with a cat: cats are cats, they have a knack for getting places where they aren't supposed to be. Now imagine the cat rubbing up against the guards shins and rolling over, exposing his fluffy tummy. Only the foulest and most darkhearted of humans wouldn't bend over and ruffle his tummy a little. Isn't that a far better distraction than a human with clearly observable motives?
